Martin Luther King Day? Check.
Valentine's Day? Check.
President's Day? Check.
We are now in that serious long stretch of calendar time before we hit another paid-for 3-day holiday weekend (Easter and Passover aside). In fact, *gulp*, the next one we get is...May 30. Memorial Day Weekend. As of the date of this post, that is 3 months and 8 days until we have a national holiday. That sucks.
Now is the time when I start thinking back to high school and college and that blissfully "innocent" time otherwise known as "Spring Break." Seems like a childish delusion to get 1-2 weeks off from school to enjoy the beach!
But the real point of this post (right? there is a point?) is that we have 3 months and 8 days of uninterrupted bonding with the people we spend the most time with in our lives...our boss(es) and coworker(s).
Here's hoping that your office water cooler is replenished frequently!
Regardless of when you have your reviews and compensation discussions, this 1st-2nd quarter of work productivity is pretty important for your career. After all, when summertime hits, even though you aren't in college or high school anymore, you can't fight off the summer/vacation fever of wanting to be outdoors, skipping out on work, and having FUN.
What's the best way to ensure you will have fun? Start getting along realllllly well with your boss and coworkers so that 1) your boss will approve your time off, 2) your coworkers won't resent you for taking time off and picking up your assignments, and 3) your work will have enough progress in it that you can actually TAKE the time off.
If your relationships with your boss and coworkers are great, then you have nothing to worry about. But if one or all of those relationships needs working on, then do some digging around. Specifically, check out their birthday roster. I know, some may call it "stalking", but it isn't really stalking if the information is up on your company's Intranet or calendar, is it?
Besides, how else to know what (or whom) you are dealing with than by finding out their sign? See what signs your boss and coworkers are, and then see which signs (i.e., people) are your "problem" relationships, and which are your "happy" ones. Maybe you can find a theme in your issues? Like, all your Sagittarian bosses are un-pleasing assholes, your Virgo bosses are boring perfectionists, and your Pisces ones are never there because they are taking a long drive to the beach. Or, that you tend to have conflict with all your Cancers in the office, but seem to get along marvelously well with all your Libras.
The whole point of astrology is to learn a different facet to relationships--strengths, weaknesses, common traits, worst habits, etc. Make astrology work for you. If you are an emotional, sensitive person, you probably shouldn't go and cry to your Capricorn boss (well, I would argue never to cry to your boss, but you get my point, I hope). If you don't like to talk, or brainstorm, you probably won't get along with your Gemini coworker; and, if you happen to be a Palin fan and wear a "Palin 2012" t-shirt, you probably won't get much love from your fellow Aquarians. Stuff like that.
So, sure, you may be busy in the next few months, but I ask you, what else can you do for "fun" in the office now that you don't have an upcoming 3-day weekend to plan? Go ahead...open the Staff Birthdays shared file, or wherever this information is stored (note: LoveSmacked & StarStruck is NOT endorsing breaking into private employee human resource files), and do a little sleuthing.
Hint: in the next few months, Pisces, Aries, Taurus and Gemini will be having birthdays. And, they all enjoy gifts!
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The PISCES 4-1-1
Element: Water
Ruling Planet: Neptune, Jupiter
Quality: Mutable
Nature: Negative, Feminine
Symbol: Fish
Health Alert: Pisces rule the feet and its structural bones and toes. They must be careful with sprains, stubbed toes, ankle issues, bunions, or broken bones. Since many Pisces are avid runners, dancers or sports-enthusiasts, they need to learn to guard their feet to avoid permanent damage or invasive surgery. Internally, Pisces rule the lymphatic system. They must take caution when it comes to internal inflammation, gland functions in general, and problems with drugs. Allergic reactions to drugs, and a susceptibility to addictions, can become a serious issue for Pisces, who use drugs and alcohol to escape reality or numb themselves from their intense emotions. These said emotions can cause Pisces to struggle with depression and psychosomatic illnesses more often than not. Most of their health issues stem from emotional distress, and as such, they tend to have a weak immune system to fight off colds, flu, sinus infections, or other illnesses. Therapeutic ways of avoiding addictive tendencies and reducing stress on the body would be yoga or Pilates, which most Pisces love because it helps them to feel spiritually aligned as well. Last but not least, Pisces tend to indulge in expensive tastes when it comes to rich foods. They should be wary of excessive drinking and eating, especially late night. Their bodies have a delicate system and their metabolism is a bit weaker than most.
Where to Find a Pisces: performing on-stage, whether it be a dance production, musical collaboration, or play. They are heavily involved in the arts, so when they aren’t on stage, they can likely be found working late hours in an art or dance studio, reading in a bookstore, rehearsing their lines with a cast mate, cooking in a restaurant, or attending a lecture on religion or philosophy. You may also find a lot of Pisces working in marketing or graphic design firms, as they get to apply their artistic skills in a corporate environment. You can also find them near water (ocean, lake, etc) meditating or just watching the scenery while writing down their latest poem or chapter in their novel. Most Pisceans are involved in charity work and the Church, so an easy target would be to go to a worship service or sign up for volunteer work in your area (animal shelters, soup kitchens, mentoring programs, campaign fundraising, etc). New Age workshops, readings, or events is a prime target for the typical Pisces, who is very in-tune with alternative lifestyles. This said lifestyle leads them to organic food markets and grocery stores, too. If all else fails, you are guaranteed to find a Pisces in a yoga or Pilates studio (and probably, they are teaching the class!).
How to Spot a Pisces: they are fairly easy to spot because they tend to stand out like a sore thumb in a crowd. Many of them have light eyes that are soft and soulful, which they use to analyze the environment around them. They won’t be the loud person in the room always talking. In fact, they will be the quiet one you have to draw out of their shell. Once they are drawn out, they can be quite witty and charming, surprising most people. A hearty laugh that throws their head back, and frequent movements of their head is also a noticeable trait (that “huh? me?” what?” movement). It’s almost as if they look like someone has splashed water on their face. Their faces, and facial movements, are quite expressive when they become animated—otherwise, they can look like a deer in headlights most of the time. They may wave their arms around when they talk as well, almost as if they are dancing or giving a grand speech in their head at the same time that they are sitting down and talking to you about their day. The women are drawn to floral prints and very feminine pieces (sheer fabrics, summer dresses, scarves, subdued prints, etc) that allow them to move easily and comfortably. The less glamorous Pisces woman will wear jeans and a fleece jacket or t-shirt all the time (and some kind of creative addition, like a scarf around their head, a cool/different piece of jewelry, or a fun headband) or have a more hippy look (flowing printed dresses an earth tones), and the more glamorous will have no problem decking herself out in jewels, a fur coat, and a plunging neckline showing her curvy figure (think of Elizabeth Taylor when she was young). She uses her clothes to define herself as either a sexy siren or a natural beauty. The men love wearing blues and greens, and will often be in khakis or some other relaxed-wear. In business, they are always in sharp suits and have impeccable taste. They like to look good—it helps them charm the women more so that they can get what they want!
How to Attract a Pisces: have a kind heart, an interest in the arts and in their passion for the arts, and be attractive. Pisces are very visual and don’t like things that look messy or in disarray—it throws them off balance. If you are a good soul, with a strong will, they will fall madly in love with you. Typically, a Pisces is first attracted sexually, but will wait to get to know you better before really falling in love (Do you have the same interests? Are you spiritual? Do you respect yourself? Are you a family person?). Ironically, even though Pisces are attracted to pretty people, they are turned off by materialistic ones. A Pisces man loves an attractive, feminine woman, but if she spends too much money on shoes, bags, or clothes, or expects that he spends his money on her, he is quickly turned off. He will view her motives as selfish, materialistic, and greedy. A Pisces woman is always looking for a man who is put together and successful. She needs to feel secure and taken care of, and a well dressed man with a good bank account is definitely the route to her heart, even if he can be slightly selfish or self-involved, she falls for his charms. The general rule of thumb, however, is just to be a good, nice person—someone that a Pisces considers to be honest, virtuous, and loyal. A wicked sense of humor will also help you. Many Pisces are in the entertainment industry, notably as comedians or actors, and love making people laugh. You should take to heart that Pisces have very volatile emotions, as well. This means they can be obsessed with you one moment, and disinterested in the next. Be willing to ride their emotional waves (and sometimes, tsunamis) if you want to spend a lifetime together.
How to Lose a Pisces: being more emotionally erratic than they are, loud, or pretentious, is a great way to get rid of your Pisces. They may hang in there for a while because they dig a little bit of the crazy (they are crazy too, after all), but they will quickly swim upstream after a short while. They loathe nasty behavior, ugly people, negative personalities, and irresponsible partners. Female Pisces are looking for a strong, alpha male to protect them; male Pisces are looking for a feminine, faithful and kind-hearted alpha female to nourish them. It’s really that simple. So, if you don’t fall within the lines, you simply don’t matter to a Pisces.
Ruling Planet: Neptune, Jupiter
Quality: Mutable
Nature: Negative, Feminine
Symbol: Fish
Health Alert: Pisces rule the feet and its structural bones and toes. They must be careful with sprains, stubbed toes, ankle issues, bunions, or broken bones. Since many Pisces are avid runners, dancers or sports-enthusiasts, they need to learn to guard their feet to avoid permanent damage or invasive surgery. Internally, Pisces rule the lymphatic system. They must take caution when it comes to internal inflammation, gland functions in general, and problems with drugs. Allergic reactions to drugs, and a susceptibility to addictions, can become a serious issue for Pisces, who use drugs and alcohol to escape reality or numb themselves from their intense emotions. These said emotions can cause Pisces to struggle with depression and psychosomatic illnesses more often than not. Most of their health issues stem from emotional distress, and as such, they tend to have a weak immune system to fight off colds, flu, sinus infections, or other illnesses. Therapeutic ways of avoiding addictive tendencies and reducing stress on the body would be yoga or Pilates, which most Pisces love because it helps them to feel spiritually aligned as well. Last but not least, Pisces tend to indulge in expensive tastes when it comes to rich foods. They should be wary of excessive drinking and eating, especially late night. Their bodies have a delicate system and their metabolism is a bit weaker than most.
Where to Find a Pisces: performing on-stage, whether it be a dance production, musical collaboration, or play. They are heavily involved in the arts, so when they aren’t on stage, they can likely be found working late hours in an art or dance studio, reading in a bookstore, rehearsing their lines with a cast mate, cooking in a restaurant, or attending a lecture on religion or philosophy. You may also find a lot of Pisces working in marketing or graphic design firms, as they get to apply their artistic skills in a corporate environment. You can also find them near water (ocean, lake, etc) meditating or just watching the scenery while writing down their latest poem or chapter in their novel. Most Pisceans are involved in charity work and the Church, so an easy target would be to go to a worship service or sign up for volunteer work in your area (animal shelters, soup kitchens, mentoring programs, campaign fundraising, etc). New Age workshops, readings, or events is a prime target for the typical Pisces, who is very in-tune with alternative lifestyles. This said lifestyle leads them to organic food markets and grocery stores, too. If all else fails, you are guaranteed to find a Pisces in a yoga or Pilates studio (and probably, they are teaching the class!).
How to Spot a Pisces: they are fairly easy to spot because they tend to stand out like a sore thumb in a crowd. Many of them have light eyes that are soft and soulful, which they use to analyze the environment around them. They won’t be the loud person in the room always talking. In fact, they will be the quiet one you have to draw out of their shell. Once they are drawn out, they can be quite witty and charming, surprising most people. A hearty laugh that throws their head back, and frequent movements of their head is also a noticeable trait (that “huh? me?” what?” movement). It’s almost as if they look like someone has splashed water on their face. Their faces, and facial movements, are quite expressive when they become animated—otherwise, they can look like a deer in headlights most of the time. They may wave their arms around when they talk as well, almost as if they are dancing or giving a grand speech in their head at the same time that they are sitting down and talking to you about their day. The women are drawn to floral prints and very feminine pieces (sheer fabrics, summer dresses, scarves, subdued prints, etc) that allow them to move easily and comfortably. The less glamorous Pisces woman will wear jeans and a fleece jacket or t-shirt all the time (and some kind of creative addition, like a scarf around their head, a cool/different piece of jewelry, or a fun headband) or have a more hippy look (flowing printed dresses an earth tones), and the more glamorous will have no problem decking herself out in jewels, a fur coat, and a plunging neckline showing her curvy figure (think of Elizabeth Taylor when she was young). She uses her clothes to define herself as either a sexy siren or a natural beauty. The men love wearing blues and greens, and will often be in khakis or some other relaxed-wear. In business, they are always in sharp suits and have impeccable taste. They like to look good—it helps them charm the women more so that they can get what they want!
How to Attract a Pisces: have a kind heart, an interest in the arts and in their passion for the arts, and be attractive. Pisces are very visual and don’t like things that look messy or in disarray—it throws them off balance. If you are a good soul, with a strong will, they will fall madly in love with you. Typically, a Pisces is first attracted sexually, but will wait to get to know you better before really falling in love (Do you have the same interests? Are you spiritual? Do you respect yourself? Are you a family person?). Ironically, even though Pisces are attracted to pretty people, they are turned off by materialistic ones. A Pisces man loves an attractive, feminine woman, but if she spends too much money on shoes, bags, or clothes, or expects that he spends his money on her, he is quickly turned off. He will view her motives as selfish, materialistic, and greedy. A Pisces woman is always looking for a man who is put together and successful. She needs to feel secure and taken care of, and a well dressed man with a good bank account is definitely the route to her heart, even if he can be slightly selfish or self-involved, she falls for his charms. The general rule of thumb, however, is just to be a good, nice person—someone that a Pisces considers to be honest, virtuous, and loyal. A wicked sense of humor will also help you. Many Pisces are in the entertainment industry, notably as comedians or actors, and love making people laugh. You should take to heart that Pisces have very volatile emotions, as well. This means they can be obsessed with you one moment, and disinterested in the next. Be willing to ride their emotional waves (and sometimes, tsunamis) if you want to spend a lifetime together.
How to Lose a Pisces: being more emotionally erratic than they are, loud, or pretentious, is a great way to get rid of your Pisces. They may hang in there for a while because they dig a little bit of the crazy (they are crazy too, after all), but they will quickly swim upstream after a short while. They loathe nasty behavior, ugly people, negative personalities, and irresponsible partners. Female Pisces are looking for a strong, alpha male to protect them; male Pisces are looking for a feminine, faithful and kind-hearted alpha female to nourish them. It’s really that simple. So, if you don’t fall within the lines, you simply don’t matter to a Pisces.
FAMOUS PISCES
Clockwise: Javier Bardem, Glenn Close, Daniel Craig, Jessica Biel, Benicio del Toro, Eva Longoria, Justin Bieber, Drew Barrymore, Michael Cain, Rachel Weisz, Steve Jobs, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Billy Crystal, Queen Latifah, Spike Lee, Chelsea Handler, Mitt Romney, Chelsea Clinton, Ralph Nader, Elizabeth Taylor, Albert Einstein, Liza Minnelli, Alan Greenspan, Rue McClanahan, Rob Lowe, Lauren Graham, Bruce Willis, Juliette Binoche, Kurt Russell, Cindy Crawford, Bon Jovi, Vanessa Williams
The PISCES Best & Worst List
Best Qualities: intuitive, nurturing and soulful, Pisces have a way about them that makes people drawn to them. Whether it is because they are mysterious, seem innocent, or make people feel coddled and needed, they are like Mother Nature radiating warmth and harmony. Romantic and charming, Pisces easily find partners in their life to fulfill their needs. Their creativity is limitless, whether they are a male or a female. Male Pisces tend to focus more on cooking or music, and are therefore often found running a kitchen or writing their own music and/or playing an instrument of their choice. Their girlfriends have swooned over their emotional sensitivity and way with words—especially when they put the words in a romantic poem or song while playing their guitar. Female Pisces are more apt to write (poems, short stories) or be an artist or dancer. They have a strong need to use their sense of touch and their free spirit in their creative endeavors and are not afraid to express themselves through dancing, painting, or singing. Regardless of their sex, Pisces are extremely expressive on paper and often live in a fantasy world. Their artistic inclinations just make them very different from the average Joe (or Jane). Their emotions are so strong and finely tuned that, when they become too overwhelming, they can turn them into something beautiful, if they so desire. Inclined to spirituality and New Age beliefs, Pisces is a sign that is typically psychic and somewhat mystical. As the oldest sign of the Zodiac that is also connected astrologically to Jesus Christ, they have profound wisdom and beliefs in a higher power. Many Pisces are strongly linked to churches and religious leaders, and/or are involved in charitable works, volunteering, holistic healing, or counseling.
Worst Qualities: Pisces live in a fantasy world that makes it seem as if they are oh-so-mysterious (people can’t help but wonder “what ARE they thinking about?”), but the reality is that they are so confused about how they feel that they very rarely can make a decision about which mood they are in or which direction to go. Indecisiveness is a big challenge for Pisces and can sometimes render them immutable and left whining and throwing a tantrum because they simply can’t decide between hot and cold, happy or sad, left or right. As fickle as a child, their decisions and actions are at the beck and call of their mood de jour. Making a commitment to a decision, feeling, or idea can be excruciating for them and they end up delegating the decision to someone else. Pisces say that they hate hurting someone’s feelings, but the truth is that many of them get a sadistic kick out of hurting the ones they love. They can be completely self-absorbed and self-centered, so it is hard for them to strike a fine balance between making a decision that is best for them while still making it seem as if they are putting other people’s feelings into consideration. Violent tempers, mood swings, possessive, and addictive personalities are very common to Pisces. Many are apt to deal with depression, jealousies, and feelings of inadequacy or unexplained sadness. Sometimes living in their own fantasy world with their head in the clouds makes the landing on Earth a crash and burn reality. Pisces need to learn to not transfer their own feelings of unhappiness or inadequacy onto their loved ones, or they may end up terribly alone. Also, when a Pisces has made up their mind, they can be incredibly loyal to that decision, which can be a heavy burden on those who don’t agree.
Best Matches: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn, Cancer, Scorpio
Taurus thrives in the home and needs to feel protected, secure, and loved. Taurus, after all, is in love with the idea of love—wishing that the world is full of romance and sex. In comes Pisces, who, with a wave of a wand, can make all their dreams seem true. Both signs are also drawn to the intensity of touch and are very ethereal. They aren’t afraid to explore their sexuality together and see what happens in the bedroom. Spiritual conversations, intense emotional bonds, and a sense of comfort comes easily when these two signs are paired together. They will be best friends and lovers, which is, after all, the sweetest thing. Famous Couples: Javier Bardem (Pisces) and Penelope Cruz (Taurus), Cindy Crawford (Pisces) and Randy Gerber (Taurus), Eva Longoria (Pisces) and Tony Parker (Taurus), Liza Minnelli (Pisces) and David Gest (Taurus)
Virgo is Pisces perfect astrological opposite. This is to say that they can either be a great couple, or a horrible one. While Pisces may find making a decision hard, Virgo is more apt to say “this is what you do and how you do it.” And when both are stuck for a decision, the over-analytical Virgo and the dreamlike Pisces can sit together for hours arriving at the best decision and exploring all the pro’s and con’s of the situation. Virgo enjoys Pisces mystical and seemingly innocent (and slightly neurotic) side; Pisces delights in Virgo’s purity and strength. Virgo is always reliable when it comes to Pisces because a Virgo always feels the need to protect or nurture their wounded partner. However, Virgo can easily become annoyed with Pisces’ inconsistencies and inability to make decisions. Pisces can feel over-analyzed and criticized by Virgo. The truth is that both are at fault here by simply being who they are. Famous Couples: Cindy Crawford (Pisces) and Richard Gere (Virgo), Emily Blunt (Pisces) and Michael Buble (Virgo)
Capricorn’s drive, stamina, and discipline provide the backbone that the Pisces has always been searching for. Capricorns know how to get things done and get them done right, especially in business and finance. They seldom question their actions and just go for it, something which a Pisces can’t help but admire. Also, since Pisces tends to spend money a bit more recklessly, they benefit greatly by Capricorn’s shrewd financial planning and investment advice. So what does the Pisces bring to the table? Capricorns tend to be aloof and not evolved emotionally speaking—these goats can be a bit too harsh and cold while climbing to the top of that mountain. That’s where Pisces comes in, softening the rough edges of the Capricorn and calming them down, telling them when they are being inappropriate, mean, or too damn cold-hearted. Famous Couples: Penny Lancaster (Pisces) and Rod Stewart (Capricorn), Christine Baumgartner (Pisces) and Kevin Costner (Capricorn), Pat Nixon (Pisces) and Richard Nixon (Capricorn)
Cancer will feel at home in Pisces deep emotional waters; these two literally are as happy as a crab (Cancer) and a fish (Pisces) swimming together in the vast ocean. They are both emotional, sensitive and moody, and feel as if they have found their perfect soul mate in each other. Whether it is staying at home for a nice evening by candlelight, or reading a book in the corner of the living room while sipping on a nightcap, these two simply enjoy each other’s comforting presence. Cancer is a very witty and driven sign, as is Pisces, and together their conversations will flow smoothly and easily. More importantly, neither sign is afraid to call the other out on their BS, and knows when to leave well enough alone. Their union will be mystical, and their bond intensive and somewhat possessive, but that’s how they both roll when it comes to love. At the very least, both of them will be able to understand each other’s emotional volatility. Famous Couples: Kurt Cobain (Pisces) and Courtney Love (Cancer), Johnny Cash (Pisces) and June Carter Cash (Cancer), Vanessa Williams (Pisces) and Rick Fox (Cancer)
Scorpio’s more intense, sensual qualities invigorate Pisces to feel more sexual and sensual—these two will certainly have a romantically charged relationship where feelings and emotions seem very heightened and magnified. Both are very spiritual signs and will be drawn to an alternative lifestyle together and will judge each other rarely, and love each other permanently. They may not marry, but they will happily spend the rest of their lives together. Intellectual stimulation and friendship rules this couple first and foremost, but a healthy physical attraction is definitely there. They both sense what the other needs (for Scorpio, they need space and freedom, especially from judgment; for Pisces, they need attention, coddling, and adoration). Famous Couples: Kurt Russell (Pisces) and Goldie Hawn (Scorpio), Bruce Willis (Pisces) and Demi Moore (Scorpio), Michael Bolton (Pisces) and Nicollette Sheridan (Scorpio), Tom Arnold (Pisces) and Roseanne (Scorpio), Julia Cameron (Pisces) and Martin Scorsese (Scorpio), Elizabeth Taylor (Pisces) and Richard Burton (Scorpio), Alan Greenspan (Pisces) and Andrea Mitchell (Scorpio)
Worst Matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Pisces
Gemini’s mercurial wit and personality certainly charms the Pisces, who is mesmerized by Gemini’s social persona. Both signs are mutable, meaning they are able to adapt to the energy or changes in a room/environment. Their flexibility will be essential in making this pair last. Pisces may want to cling or attach themselves to Gemini’s rollercoaster ride—and it may last for a short while. That is, until the Gemini is tired of being bored by Pisces’ sensitive or possessive nature, desire to stay home, or depressive/quiet moods. The only thing Pisces would love to chat about non-stop is the way they are feeling about a situation, which is probably the quickest way to lose a Gemini who can’t STAND to talk about their feelings all the time and would probably prefer talking to a wall instead. Pisces can be too unreliable and unstable for Gemini, who needs a partner who will ground them and their flighty twins. That being said, if a Gemini has been wounded in love before, and craves a nurturing and committed soul, a Pisces may just fit the bill. Famous Couples: Seal (Pisces/Aquarius cusp) and Heidi Klum (Gemini), Drew Barrymore (Pisces) and Justin Long (Gemini), Ivana Trump (Pisces) and Donald Trump (Gemini), Drew Barrymore (Pisces) and Fabrizio Moretti (Gemini), Callista Gingrich (Pisces) and Newt Gingrich (Gemini)
Sagittarius and Pisces, at some point, will find themselves together. It doesn’t normally last long, and it normally doesn’t end well, but nonetheless, it is a trap they often fall into. Sagittarius falls for Pisces unworldly and imaginative persona. They are so intriguing and ethereal, that the Sagittarius feels challenged to “capture” the Pisces. It is important to note that this pairing is more common when the man is the Sagittarius and the woman is the Pisces. The female Pisces will fall for the charming Sagittarius man who is adventurous, funny and goal-oriented. As she is typically weak on those traits, she feels incredibly drawn to this “foreign” energy and wants to be a part of it for a while. Likewise, the Sagittarius man is humbled by the emotional, sensitive, and creative Pisces woman—she seems so delicate and charming and perfect. That is, until she starts crying because she doesn’t have his attention, or when she complains he doesn’t love her or show his emotions enough. The Sag gets annoyed by the wishy-washy Pisces and her inability to make a decision. Angers flare and the Pisces woman throws a bucket of water over the enraged fiery Sagittarius…and then it is over. Famous Couples: Chris Webber (Pisces) and Tyra Banks (Sag)
Leo is sexual and shows love and emotions easily (and demands a lot of attention), so at the very least, a Pisces and a Leo will not worry about expressing their feelings accordingly. Since Leo likes being in charge and telling others what to do, and Pisces is looking to be told what to do, this pair can actually work. HOWEVER, Leo hates whining and hates being held back by emotionally weakness, such as manipulation, depression, or moodiness. And Pisces do that oh-so-well. As long as Leo can handle Pisces’ emotional persona, and Pisces won’t take Leo’s bossiness as a symbol of domination, they may find love together. At the very least, they will find great sex. Famous Couples: Justin Beiber (Pisces) and Selena Gomez (Leo/Cancer Cusp), Tea Leoni (Pisces) and David Duchovny (Leo), Elizabeth Taylor (Pisces) and Eddie Fisher (Leo), Desi Arnaz (Pisces) and Lucille Ball (Leo), Lauren Graham (Pisces) and Peter Krause (Leo)
Two Pisces together is a disaster. Too many emotions, too little motivation, and far too little direction, leaves these two a complete mess together. Pisces needs a more practical counterpart (or backbone) to make it in this world. Famous Couples: Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig
Surprisingly Good Matches: Aquarius, Aries, Libra
Aquarius has a natural humanitarian instinct, which appeals to the nurturing Pisces. Yet, these two can have a limited fuse for one another. Aquarius tends to be too unemotional or unstable for the sensitive Pisces. While the Aquarius wants to be out and about, socialize and meet new people, the Pisces hates crowds or social events and prefers to be a loner and either stay at home, or watch and observe the crowd. Pisces do better in a one-on-one capacity with someone they know, and nothing, NOTHING, is as boring to an Aquarian as someone who doesn’t know how to carry a conversation with a complete stranger. Aquarius also tends to be a hard worker and puts in long hours at the office, always focusing on making money or vast improvements in the world. While Pisces respects this, they tend to thrive more on balance. Where they will understand one another is in trying to help mankind improve itself. They may pursue it from different angles (Aquarius thinks big, whereas Pisces thinks on a smaller scale), but pursue it they will. Both signs are incredibly charming, so they can channel their flirtatious personas into a very sexy relationship IF they are willing to understand one another’s differences and realize the treasure they have found in one another. If Aquarius is smart enough to acknowledge how lucky they are to have a soulful Pisces in their life to calm them down, and if Pisces is willing to admit they need Aquarius to motivate them to be the best person they can be, then they wouldn’t be such a bad couple after all. They could be great, in fact. Famous Couples: Jessica Biel (Pisces) and Justin Timberlake (Aquarius), Rachel Weisz (Pisces) and Darren Aronofsky (Aquarius), Elizabeth Taylor (Pisces) and John Warner (Aquarius), Stedman Graham (Pisces) and Oprah Winfrey (Aquarius), Paul Newman (Aquarius) and Joanne Woodward (Pisces)
Aries can be very superficial and needs to be in the spotlight at all times. Since Pisces can be turned off by excessive material wealth, this can be a weird match. BUT, if the man is the Aries in this picture, and the female is a Pisces, then there is some hope. A female Pisces loves being taken care of and loves feeling rich, decked out in jewels, fur coats, and expensive décor. She almost has a childlike delight at feeling like the princess in her own fairytale world. The Aries man thrives in providing her all of these things, especially since she looks so great in them and she is so appreciative of these gifts. He provides her not only with material security, but also a sense of adventure. If she doesn’t get jealous of his flirtatious character, and he doesn’t get bothered by her clingy behavior, they can really work well together. Famous Couples: Freddie Prinze Jr. (Pisces) and Sarah Michelle Gellar (Aries), Mitt Romney (Pisces) and Ann Romney (Aries)
Libra is all about harmony, balance, aesthetic pleasure, and peace. For this reason, Pisces can’t help but feel attracted to the world their charming Libra has created for them. As long as Pisces isn’t bothered by Libra’s social personality and constant over-analyzing, and Pisces doesn’t pull their infamous bouts of rage or temper tantrums, these two can co-exist very happily together. They just need to understand that their temperaments and personalities are different—but not different enough to give them a shot at trying it out. The Libra is a go-getter, planner and motivator. All of which are Pisces’ weakest traits. The Pisces is emotionally thoughtful, purposeful and sensitive, all of which can sometimes be Libra’s weakest traits. This pair can be a ying to the other’s yang if the stars are aligned correctly when they meet. Famous Couples: Chris Martin (Pisces) and Gwyneth Paltrow (Libra), Jon Bon Jovi (Pisces) and Dorothea Hurley (Libra), Dana Reeve (Pisces) and Christopher Reeve (Libra), Joel Madden (Pisces) and Hilary Duff (Libra)
Worst Qualities: Pisces live in a fantasy world that makes it seem as if they are oh-so-mysterious (people can’t help but wonder “what ARE they thinking about?”), but the reality is that they are so confused about how they feel that they very rarely can make a decision about which mood they are in or which direction to go. Indecisiveness is a big challenge for Pisces and can sometimes render them immutable and left whining and throwing a tantrum because they simply can’t decide between hot and cold, happy or sad, left or right. As fickle as a child, their decisions and actions are at the beck and call of their mood de jour. Making a commitment to a decision, feeling, or idea can be excruciating for them and they end up delegating the decision to someone else. Pisces say that they hate hurting someone’s feelings, but the truth is that many of them get a sadistic kick out of hurting the ones they love. They can be completely self-absorbed and self-centered, so it is hard for them to strike a fine balance between making a decision that is best for them while still making it seem as if they are putting other people’s feelings into consideration. Violent tempers, mood swings, possessive, and addictive personalities are very common to Pisces. Many are apt to deal with depression, jealousies, and feelings of inadequacy or unexplained sadness. Sometimes living in their own fantasy world with their head in the clouds makes the landing on Earth a crash and burn reality. Pisces need to learn to not transfer their own feelings of unhappiness or inadequacy onto their loved ones, or they may end up terribly alone. Also, when a Pisces has made up their mind, they can be incredibly loyal to that decision, which can be a heavy burden on those who don’t agree.
Best Matches: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn, Cancer, Scorpio
Taurus thrives in the home and needs to feel protected, secure, and loved. Taurus, after all, is in love with the idea of love—wishing that the world is full of romance and sex. In comes Pisces, who, with a wave of a wand, can make all their dreams seem true. Both signs are also drawn to the intensity of touch and are very ethereal. They aren’t afraid to explore their sexuality together and see what happens in the bedroom. Spiritual conversations, intense emotional bonds, and a sense of comfort comes easily when these two signs are paired together. They will be best friends and lovers, which is, after all, the sweetest thing. Famous Couples: Javier Bardem (Pisces) and Penelope Cruz (Taurus), Cindy Crawford (Pisces) and Randy Gerber (Taurus), Eva Longoria (Pisces) and Tony Parker (Taurus), Liza Minnelli (Pisces) and David Gest (Taurus)
Virgo is Pisces perfect astrological opposite. This is to say that they can either be a great couple, or a horrible one. While Pisces may find making a decision hard, Virgo is more apt to say “this is what you do and how you do it.” And when both are stuck for a decision, the over-analytical Virgo and the dreamlike Pisces can sit together for hours arriving at the best decision and exploring all the pro’s and con’s of the situation. Virgo enjoys Pisces mystical and seemingly innocent (and slightly neurotic) side; Pisces delights in Virgo’s purity and strength. Virgo is always reliable when it comes to Pisces because a Virgo always feels the need to protect or nurture their wounded partner. However, Virgo can easily become annoyed with Pisces’ inconsistencies and inability to make decisions. Pisces can feel over-analyzed and criticized by Virgo. The truth is that both are at fault here by simply being who they are. Famous Couples: Cindy Crawford (Pisces) and Richard Gere (Virgo), Emily Blunt (Pisces) and Michael Buble (Virgo)
Capricorn’s drive, stamina, and discipline provide the backbone that the Pisces has always been searching for. Capricorns know how to get things done and get them done right, especially in business and finance. They seldom question their actions and just go for it, something which a Pisces can’t help but admire. Also, since Pisces tends to spend money a bit more recklessly, they benefit greatly by Capricorn’s shrewd financial planning and investment advice. So what does the Pisces bring to the table? Capricorns tend to be aloof and not evolved emotionally speaking—these goats can be a bit too harsh and cold while climbing to the top of that mountain. That’s where Pisces comes in, softening the rough edges of the Capricorn and calming them down, telling them when they are being inappropriate, mean, or too damn cold-hearted. Famous Couples: Penny Lancaster (Pisces) and Rod Stewart (Capricorn), Christine Baumgartner (Pisces) and Kevin Costner (Capricorn), Pat Nixon (Pisces) and Richard Nixon (Capricorn)
Cancer will feel at home in Pisces deep emotional waters; these two literally are as happy as a crab (Cancer) and a fish (Pisces) swimming together in the vast ocean. They are both emotional, sensitive and moody, and feel as if they have found their perfect soul mate in each other. Whether it is staying at home for a nice evening by candlelight, or reading a book in the corner of the living room while sipping on a nightcap, these two simply enjoy each other’s comforting presence. Cancer is a very witty and driven sign, as is Pisces, and together their conversations will flow smoothly and easily. More importantly, neither sign is afraid to call the other out on their BS, and knows when to leave well enough alone. Their union will be mystical, and their bond intensive and somewhat possessive, but that’s how they both roll when it comes to love. At the very least, both of them will be able to understand each other’s emotional volatility. Famous Couples: Kurt Cobain (Pisces) and Courtney Love (Cancer), Johnny Cash (Pisces) and June Carter Cash (Cancer), Vanessa Williams (Pisces) and Rick Fox (Cancer)
Scorpio’s more intense, sensual qualities invigorate Pisces to feel more sexual and sensual—these two will certainly have a romantically charged relationship where feelings and emotions seem very heightened and magnified. Both are very spiritual signs and will be drawn to an alternative lifestyle together and will judge each other rarely, and love each other permanently. They may not marry, but they will happily spend the rest of their lives together. Intellectual stimulation and friendship rules this couple first and foremost, but a healthy physical attraction is definitely there. They both sense what the other needs (for Scorpio, they need space and freedom, especially from judgment; for Pisces, they need attention, coddling, and adoration). Famous Couples: Kurt Russell (Pisces) and Goldie Hawn (Scorpio), Bruce Willis (Pisces) and Demi Moore (Scorpio), Michael Bolton (Pisces) and Nicollette Sheridan (Scorpio), Tom Arnold (Pisces) and Roseanne (Scorpio), Julia Cameron (Pisces) and Martin Scorsese (Scorpio), Elizabeth Taylor (Pisces) and Richard Burton (Scorpio), Alan Greenspan (Pisces) and Andrea Mitchell (Scorpio)
Worst Matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Pisces
Gemini’s mercurial wit and personality certainly charms the Pisces, who is mesmerized by Gemini’s social persona. Both signs are mutable, meaning they are able to adapt to the energy or changes in a room/environment. Their flexibility will be essential in making this pair last. Pisces may want to cling or attach themselves to Gemini’s rollercoaster ride—and it may last for a short while. That is, until the Gemini is tired of being bored by Pisces’ sensitive or possessive nature, desire to stay home, or depressive/quiet moods. The only thing Pisces would love to chat about non-stop is the way they are feeling about a situation, which is probably the quickest way to lose a Gemini who can’t STAND to talk about their feelings all the time and would probably prefer talking to a wall instead. Pisces can be too unreliable and unstable for Gemini, who needs a partner who will ground them and their flighty twins. That being said, if a Gemini has been wounded in love before, and craves a nurturing and committed soul, a Pisces may just fit the bill. Famous Couples: Seal (Pisces/Aquarius cusp) and Heidi Klum (Gemini), Drew Barrymore (Pisces) and Justin Long (Gemini), Ivana Trump (Pisces) and Donald Trump (Gemini), Drew Barrymore (Pisces) and Fabrizio Moretti (Gemini), Callista Gingrich (Pisces) and Newt Gingrich (Gemini)
Sagittarius and Pisces, at some point, will find themselves together. It doesn’t normally last long, and it normally doesn’t end well, but nonetheless, it is a trap they often fall into. Sagittarius falls for Pisces unworldly and imaginative persona. They are so intriguing and ethereal, that the Sagittarius feels challenged to “capture” the Pisces. It is important to note that this pairing is more common when the man is the Sagittarius and the woman is the Pisces. The female Pisces will fall for the charming Sagittarius man who is adventurous, funny and goal-oriented. As she is typically weak on those traits, she feels incredibly drawn to this “foreign” energy and wants to be a part of it for a while. Likewise, the Sagittarius man is humbled by the emotional, sensitive, and creative Pisces woman—she seems so delicate and charming and perfect. That is, until she starts crying because she doesn’t have his attention, or when she complains he doesn’t love her or show his emotions enough. The Sag gets annoyed by the wishy-washy Pisces and her inability to make a decision. Angers flare and the Pisces woman throws a bucket of water over the enraged fiery Sagittarius…and then it is over. Famous Couples: Chris Webber (Pisces) and Tyra Banks (Sag)
Leo is sexual and shows love and emotions easily (and demands a lot of attention), so at the very least, a Pisces and a Leo will not worry about expressing their feelings accordingly. Since Leo likes being in charge and telling others what to do, and Pisces is looking to be told what to do, this pair can actually work. HOWEVER, Leo hates whining and hates being held back by emotionally weakness, such as manipulation, depression, or moodiness. And Pisces do that oh-so-well. As long as Leo can handle Pisces’ emotional persona, and Pisces won’t take Leo’s bossiness as a symbol of domination, they may find love together. At the very least, they will find great sex. Famous Couples: Justin Beiber (Pisces) and Selena Gomez (Leo/Cancer Cusp), Tea Leoni (Pisces) and David Duchovny (Leo), Elizabeth Taylor (Pisces) and Eddie Fisher (Leo), Desi Arnaz (Pisces) and Lucille Ball (Leo), Lauren Graham (Pisces) and Peter Krause (Leo)
Two Pisces together is a disaster. Too many emotions, too little motivation, and far too little direction, leaves these two a complete mess together. Pisces needs a more practical counterpart (or backbone) to make it in this world. Famous Couples: Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig
Surprisingly Good Matches: Aquarius, Aries, Libra
Aquarius has a natural humanitarian instinct, which appeals to the nurturing Pisces. Yet, these two can have a limited fuse for one another. Aquarius tends to be too unemotional or unstable for the sensitive Pisces. While the Aquarius wants to be out and about, socialize and meet new people, the Pisces hates crowds or social events and prefers to be a loner and either stay at home, or watch and observe the crowd. Pisces do better in a one-on-one capacity with someone they know, and nothing, NOTHING, is as boring to an Aquarian as someone who doesn’t know how to carry a conversation with a complete stranger. Aquarius also tends to be a hard worker and puts in long hours at the office, always focusing on making money or vast improvements in the world. While Pisces respects this, they tend to thrive more on balance. Where they will understand one another is in trying to help mankind improve itself. They may pursue it from different angles (Aquarius thinks big, whereas Pisces thinks on a smaller scale), but pursue it they will. Both signs are incredibly charming, so they can channel their flirtatious personas into a very sexy relationship IF they are willing to understand one another’s differences and realize the treasure they have found in one another. If Aquarius is smart enough to acknowledge how lucky they are to have a soulful Pisces in their life to calm them down, and if Pisces is willing to admit they need Aquarius to motivate them to be the best person they can be, then they wouldn’t be such a bad couple after all. They could be great, in fact. Famous Couples: Jessica Biel (Pisces) and Justin Timberlake (Aquarius), Rachel Weisz (Pisces) and Darren Aronofsky (Aquarius), Elizabeth Taylor (Pisces) and John Warner (Aquarius), Stedman Graham (Pisces) and Oprah Winfrey (Aquarius), Paul Newman (Aquarius) and Joanne Woodward (Pisces)
Aries can be very superficial and needs to be in the spotlight at all times. Since Pisces can be turned off by excessive material wealth, this can be a weird match. BUT, if the man is the Aries in this picture, and the female is a Pisces, then there is some hope. A female Pisces loves being taken care of and loves feeling rich, decked out in jewels, fur coats, and expensive décor. She almost has a childlike delight at feeling like the princess in her own fairytale world. The Aries man thrives in providing her all of these things, especially since she looks so great in them and she is so appreciative of these gifts. He provides her not only with material security, but also a sense of adventure. If she doesn’t get jealous of his flirtatious character, and he doesn’t get bothered by her clingy behavior, they can really work well together. Famous Couples: Freddie Prinze Jr. (Pisces) and Sarah Michelle Gellar (Aries), Mitt Romney (Pisces) and Ann Romney (Aries)
Libra is all about harmony, balance, aesthetic pleasure, and peace. For this reason, Pisces can’t help but feel attracted to the world their charming Libra has created for them. As long as Pisces isn’t bothered by Libra’s social personality and constant over-analyzing, and Pisces doesn’t pull their infamous bouts of rage or temper tantrums, these two can co-exist very happily together. They just need to understand that their temperaments and personalities are different—but not different enough to give them a shot at trying it out. The Libra is a go-getter, planner and motivator. All of which are Pisces’ weakest traits. The Pisces is emotionally thoughtful, purposeful and sensitive, all of which can sometimes be Libra’s weakest traits. This pair can be a ying to the other’s yang if the stars are aligned correctly when they meet. Famous Couples: Chris Martin (Pisces) and Gwyneth Paltrow (Libra), Jon Bon Jovi (Pisces) and Dorothea Hurley (Libra), Dana Reeve (Pisces) and Christopher Reeve (Libra), Joel Madden (Pisces) and Hilary Duff (Libra)
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Monday, January 24, 2011
I'm Not a Cancer...ROAR!
2011 has started with quite a flurry of activity between unmentionable tragedies in Tucson to the shifting political climate in Washington, D.C. to the never ending news of Hollywood pregnancies. Conversations and changes are coming at us with rapid speed, but one seemed to jump out, or rather, jump in my Inbox at an alarming rate.
Have our astrological Sun signs...gulp...changed?!?!
If you are late to the game on this new development, I am referring to the new Zodiac, which goes a little something like this:
Capricorn: January 20 – February 16
Aquarius: February 16 – March 11
Pisces: March 11 – April 18
Aries: April 18 – May 13
Taurus: May 13 – June 21
Gemini: June 21 – July 20
Cancer: July 20 – August 10
Leo: August 10 – September 16
Virgo: September 16 – October 30
Libra: October 30 – November 23
Scorpio: November 23 – November 29
Ophiuchus: November 29 – December 17
Sagittarius: December 17 – January 20
How did these new signs get calculated? Basically, astronomers have restored the original Babylonian zodiac by recalculating the dates that correspond with each sign to account for centuries of shifts in the Earth's axis. In plain English, as time has progressed since Ancient Babylonia, so have the constellations with slight shifts forward, thereby bumping each Sun sign up in date ranges.
Interestingly, all my Leo friends were the first to write back and say something to the very similar of effect of "I am NOT a Cancer." Although, I should point out, that most of my beloved lions happened to insert a few choice words in between.
Second runner up for the "Hell NO!" award? All my fiery Aries downright refused to consider being a Pisces. I won't go any further into the comments that came from those rams.
So, what did I learn here? Fire signs refuse to be watered down! And, I have a lot of Fire signs in my life.
I also learned that most people seem to consider Virgo the worst astrological sign around. A collective relief of "Whew, at least I am not an anal retentive Virgo" was heard 'round the astro world. As columnist Maureen O'Connor wrote on Gawker, "I was born a Virgo, and because that's the shittiest sign in the zodiac, I have long refused to believe in astrology and forbid my loved ones from believing in it, either. (My anal retentive need to destroy an entire worldview because I do not like my role in it is, I am told, part of my Virgo nature.)." (Read full article here.)
And then, of course, was the introduction of the infamously new sign, Ophiuchus. What kind of name is THAT? I did have a dear Sag friend of mine write to complain that she can't be a sign she can't pronounce, especially when said sign is represented by...snakes. As if being a centaur wasn't tough enough! Ophiuchus, formerly known as Sagittarius phases I&II, and now referred to as the serpent bearer, is apparently highly intuitive with vivid interpretive dreams. Yet another reason for Cancers and Sags to compete with one another! Sorry to say, dear crab, that Ophiuchus seems to have a stellar reputation with authority and parental figures. So, yet again, you may be SOL when competing against your Sag centaur/Ophiuchus serpent. To read more about Ophiuchus, check out the recent article in Time magazine by clicking here.
I guess Ophiuchus should have intuited their demise by the Babylonians, who threw out this sign because they didn't want 13 in their Zodiac.
But, this doesn't really matter. It turns out that our Sun signs haven't changed at all. As Susan Miller, famous psychic to stars and hired by the likes of Dior and Henri Bendel, puts it, this "new Zodiac" is in a word..."Ridiculous."
Susan Miller further adds: "Personalities are determined by where the planets are when you were born, not by the constellations, which astrologers have always known have moved from their original positions. In other words, constellations are the tape measure that astrologers used, not what they measure. We've known about this for years--one push of a button on the computer corrects for this. You are your sign." (Excerpt taken from The New York Observer, click here.)
And if you don't believe in Susan Miller, believe in CNN, the most trusted source for news. Click here to read "No, Your Zodiac Sign Hasn't Changed."
Have our astrological Sun signs...gulp...changed?!?!
If you are late to the game on this new development, I am referring to the new Zodiac, which goes a little something like this:
Capricorn: January 20 – February 16
Aquarius: February 16 – March 11
Pisces: March 11 – April 18
Aries: April 18 – May 13
Taurus: May 13 – June 21
Gemini: June 21 – July 20
Cancer: July 20 – August 10
Leo: August 10 – September 16
Virgo: September 16 – October 30
Libra: October 30 – November 23
Scorpio: November 23 – November 29
Ophiuchus: November 29 – December 17
Sagittarius: December 17 – January 20
How did these new signs get calculated? Basically, astronomers have restored the original Babylonian zodiac by recalculating the dates that correspond with each sign to account for centuries of shifts in the Earth's axis. In plain English, as time has progressed since Ancient Babylonia, so have the constellations with slight shifts forward, thereby bumping each Sun sign up in date ranges.
Interestingly, all my Leo friends were the first to write back and say something to the very similar of effect of "I am NOT a Cancer." Although, I should point out, that most of my beloved lions happened to insert a few choice words in between.
Second runner up for the "Hell NO!" award? All my fiery Aries downright refused to consider being a Pisces. I won't go any further into the comments that came from those rams.
So, what did I learn here? Fire signs refuse to be watered down! And, I have a lot of Fire signs in my life.
I also learned that most people seem to consider Virgo the worst astrological sign around. A collective relief of "Whew, at least I am not an anal retentive Virgo" was heard 'round the astro world. As columnist Maureen O'Connor wrote on Gawker, "I was born a Virgo, and because that's the shittiest sign in the zodiac, I have long refused to believe in astrology and forbid my loved ones from believing in it, either. (My anal retentive need to destroy an entire worldview because I do not like my role in it is, I am told, part of my Virgo nature.)." (Read full article here.)
And then, of course, was the introduction of the infamously new sign, Ophiuchus. What kind of name is THAT? I did have a dear Sag friend of mine write to complain that she can't be a sign she can't pronounce, especially when said sign is represented by...snakes. As if being a centaur wasn't tough enough! Ophiuchus, formerly known as Sagittarius phases I&II, and now referred to as the serpent bearer, is apparently highly intuitive with vivid interpretive dreams. Yet another reason for Cancers and Sags to compete with one another! Sorry to say, dear crab, that Ophiuchus seems to have a stellar reputation with authority and parental figures. So, yet again, you may be SOL when competing against your Sag centaur/Ophiuchus serpent. To read more about Ophiuchus, check out the recent article in Time magazine by clicking here.
I guess Ophiuchus should have intuited their demise by the Babylonians, who threw out this sign because they didn't want 13 in their Zodiac.
But, this doesn't really matter. It turns out that our Sun signs haven't changed at all. As Susan Miller, famous psychic to stars and hired by the likes of Dior and Henri Bendel, puts it, this "new Zodiac" is in a word..."Ridiculous."
Susan Miller further adds: "Personalities are determined by where the planets are when you were born, not by the constellations, which astrologers have always known have moved from their original positions. In other words, constellations are the tape measure that astrologers used, not what they measure. We've known about this for years--one push of a button on the computer corrects for this. You are your sign." (Excerpt taken from The New York Observer, click here.)
And if you don't believe in Susan Miller, believe in CNN, the most trusted source for news. Click here to read "No, Your Zodiac Sign Hasn't Changed."
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
What I Want, What I Really, Really Want
World Peace.
An unlimited supply of wine and champagne.
An unlimited supply of food (particular emphasis on cheese).
For Saturn to no longer return.
Round-trip tickets around the world.
To win the lottery.
For Mercury to stop going retrograde...ever again.
...
Alas, I am fairly sure that none of the above will ever happen (though on the bright side, Mercury goes retro only 3 times in 2011, as opposed to the 4 times it "tripped" this year). So I am going to attempt for smaller things, like, say, trying to get to places on time as opposed to my usual 5-10 minutes late, or to slow down my hectic life and enjoy the beauty of crashing on my sofa more often. Basically, something I can actually achieve in 2011...maybe. Hopefully. Errr...
2010 was a tough year for most signs as we all had a lot of changes to make and important decisions to face. But that's OK, because hopefully we are in a stronger position to live out a successful 2011.
That said, it is time to check-off the following to-do list, astro followers:
1) Check out your Numerology for 2011. Remember that your numerology year changes as of January 1, NOT as of your birthday.
My favorite site is: www.creativenumerology.com.
2) Confirm 2011 Mercury Retrograde dates--and promptly circle them in bright red markers with danger signs! Note: Mercury goes retro in Fire signs next year on the following dates:
March 30 - April 23
August 3 - August 26
November 24 - December 14
My favorite site is: www.alphalifetrends.com/mercuryretrograde.html.
3) Read up on what 2011 means for your Sun sign just for fun!
My favorite site is: http://cafeastrology.com/2011_yearly_horoscopes_overview.html.
4) Check out your 2011 Chinese astrology, the Year of the Rabbit.
My favorite site is: www.astroyogi.com/chineseastrology/. This site is also great for western astrology, Vedic astrology, and more!
5) Make resolutions for 2011--and stick to them! Sort through your goals and aspirations for 2011 and come up with a killer resolutions list.
Yes, I even have a favorite site for this! Click here.
Last, but not least, write down a list of all that you are grateful for, and save it. You may want to refer to it throughout the year when times are tough, or when times are good and you want to add to it.
As another year ends, it wouldn't seem right to close without doing the annual year-in-review to do a final "Ciao!" to 2010.
Capricorn: 2010 was a year of birth for most Capricorns. If not a physical birth (baby), then a new project, business, or home was developed. Caps saw major changes this year--and for the better! You are feeling successful and inspired, and it shows. Keep up the good work in 2011, and remember to maintain balance in your home and professional life.
Aquarius: 2010 was a bit difficult, and stressful, for most Aquarians. Their focus was primarily on relationships (not necessarily amorous). In fact, 2010 was a critical year for most Aquarians to assess their role with their family, co-workers, friends, and lovers. They broke ties with situations that no longer worked for them, and they created new ones...but the process is still on-going. Aquarians should try to soften their approach in 2011 and think before they leap. Sometimes "new" isn't always better.
Pisces: 2010 was a year of love for most Pisces. Many found new love, or committed to their current lover. Overall, the Piscean heart was filled to the brim this year with love (the amorous kind), romance, sex, and friends/family. Some are expanding their family, or trying to, while others have finally made the ultimate commitment of marriage (or are planning it). 2011 promises to reap the rewards of their loving nature.
Aries: 2010 was a difficult year for most Aries. Changes in jobs, or problems on the work front, brought many challenges. Success didn't come as easily, and financial sacrifices were made. Love has been a bit more turbulent as their focus has been external rather than internal. Time for Aries to make 2011 a year about THEM and figure out where their happiness lies, and not merely where they think it should.
Taurus: 2010 was a decision-making, future-forward year for most Taureans. Many got engaged, or married, and put down roots. The drama settled a lot this year and the focus was on partnership, marriage, family, children, and home. Stability was their motto, and stability they got. Single Taureans really hit their stride this year and learned how to choose new partners in a more discriminate manner. Taurus should expect to enjoy their newfound positive environment in 2011 and keep opening their heart up for more love.
Gemini: 2010 was neither here nor there for most Geminis. The year was about figuring themselves out, what worked and didn't work for them, and how to make changes in their best interest, rather than in the interests (selfish or otherwise) of those around them. This relates primarily to work, but also to lovers and friends. Most Geminis severed important, yet necessary, ties in 2010. This will give them the freedom to better enjoy their life in 2011 the way they want to, rather than the way others think they should.
Cancer: 2010 was particularly turbulent for most Cancers in the first half of the year. Many suffered serious setbacks in their health, or endings in their primary relationships. They really had to struggle to not stay locked up in their shell, and to face the world at-large. Luckily, this helped them greatly in the 2nd half of the year, and many renewed amorous ties (and several even got engaged!), or learned when to say "enough is enough" and keep on walking. This strength will serve them well in 2011, now that they are surrounded with more friends than foes.
Leo: 2010 was a roller coaster for most Leos. They all took on too much work and invited in too much drama. While most lions saw an ending to some of their work (quitting a full or part-time job, graduating, getting laid off, etc.), they saw an overwhelming increase in their responsibilities overall. Trying to be everything to everyone really drained them in 2010. Use 2011 to learn to better manage your time--and temper--and try to cut back on some of your obligations, dear Leo.
Virgo: 2010 was a year of love, drama, and more love for the typical Virgo. This was a year that most of them felt confused or conflicted over love (and this time, I am solely speaking of the amorous type). While some Virgos did indeed get married, solidify their current relationship, or start a new one--all notably in the 2nd half of 2010--the majority faced separation, infidelity, divorce, or worse. Living too much in their head, and too little in their heart, caused their love life to go a little helter-skelter. Use 2011 to merge your heart AND mind and see what positive results can transpire.
Libra: 2010 did not end on a good note for most Libras. While the first half of the year breezed along a bit easier (new job, new home, new baby, etc.), the 2nd half of the year brought them to a grinding hault. Losing a job, choosing a wrong "new" job, facing health difficulties or complications, or going through a serious bout of self-doubt, has left most Libras a little less than balanced as 2010 comes to an end. And we all know Libras don't do well without their infamous balance. Take some time to meditate and decompress in order to regain your balance, dear Libra, as 2011 requires you to re-focus on your immediate goals.
Scorpio: 2010 found most Scorpios coming into their own, figuring out where they fit in the world, where they saw themselves going, and with whom they want to be with. This was, in other words, a defining year for most Scorpios. They learned a lot about themselves in the process and are more comfortable in their own skin. While some are still struggling to define every nook and cranny of their mind/heart/soul, rest assured that they are on the right path for 2011.
Sagittarius: 2010 was a year of change for most Sagittarians, somewhat like the law of opposites in "Alice in Wonderland." What started up in the first half of 2010, went down in the 2nd half, and vice versa. Many/most took on a new job, made a new move, or started/ended a relationship. This was not a status quo year for the typical Sag! They marched to their own drum, and while some people decided they no longer wanted to dance to their beat any longer, most Sag's are quite happy where 2010 has left them. Let the good times roll in 2011!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
An unlimited supply of wine and champagne.
An unlimited supply of food (particular emphasis on cheese).
For Saturn to no longer return.
Round-trip tickets around the world.
To win the lottery.
For Mercury to stop going retrograde...ever again.
...
Alas, I am fairly sure that none of the above will ever happen (though on the bright side, Mercury goes retro only 3 times in 2011, as opposed to the 4 times it "tripped" this year). So I am going to attempt for smaller things, like, say, trying to get to places on time as opposed to my usual 5-10 minutes late, or to slow down my hectic life and enjoy the beauty of crashing on my sofa more often. Basically, something I can actually achieve in 2011...maybe. Hopefully. Errr...
2010 was a tough year for most signs as we all had a lot of changes to make and important decisions to face. But that's OK, because hopefully we are in a stronger position to live out a successful 2011.
That said, it is time to check-off the following to-do list, astro followers:
1) Check out your Numerology for 2011. Remember that your numerology year changes as of January 1, NOT as of your birthday.
My favorite site is: www.creativenumerology.com.
2) Confirm 2011 Mercury Retrograde dates--and promptly circle them in bright red markers with danger signs! Note: Mercury goes retro in Fire signs next year on the following dates:
March 30 - April 23
August 3 - August 26
November 24 - December 14
My favorite site is: www.alphalifetrends.com/mercuryretrograde.html.
3) Read up on what 2011 means for your Sun sign just for fun!
My favorite site is: http://cafeastrology.com/2011_yearly_horoscopes_overview.html.
4) Check out your 2011 Chinese astrology, the Year of the Rabbit.
My favorite site is: www.astroyogi.com/chineseastrology/. This site is also great for western astrology, Vedic astrology, and more!
5) Make resolutions for 2011--and stick to them! Sort through your goals and aspirations for 2011 and come up with a killer resolutions list.
Yes, I even have a favorite site for this! Click here.
Last, but not least, write down a list of all that you are grateful for, and save it. You may want to refer to it throughout the year when times are tough, or when times are good and you want to add to it.
As another year ends, it wouldn't seem right to close without doing the annual year-in-review to do a final "Ciao!" to 2010.
Capricorn: 2010 was a year of birth for most Capricorns. If not a physical birth (baby), then a new project, business, or home was developed. Caps saw major changes this year--and for the better! You are feeling successful and inspired, and it shows. Keep up the good work in 2011, and remember to maintain balance in your home and professional life.
Aquarius: 2010 was a bit difficult, and stressful, for most Aquarians. Their focus was primarily on relationships (not necessarily amorous). In fact, 2010 was a critical year for most Aquarians to assess their role with their family, co-workers, friends, and lovers. They broke ties with situations that no longer worked for them, and they created new ones...but the process is still on-going. Aquarians should try to soften their approach in 2011 and think before they leap. Sometimes "new" isn't always better.
Pisces: 2010 was a year of love for most Pisces. Many found new love, or committed to their current lover. Overall, the Piscean heart was filled to the brim this year with love (the amorous kind), romance, sex, and friends/family. Some are expanding their family, or trying to, while others have finally made the ultimate commitment of marriage (or are planning it). 2011 promises to reap the rewards of their loving nature.
Aries: 2010 was a difficult year for most Aries. Changes in jobs, or problems on the work front, brought many challenges. Success didn't come as easily, and financial sacrifices were made. Love has been a bit more turbulent as their focus has been external rather than internal. Time for Aries to make 2011 a year about THEM and figure out where their happiness lies, and not merely where they think it should.
Taurus: 2010 was a decision-making, future-forward year for most Taureans. Many got engaged, or married, and put down roots. The drama settled a lot this year and the focus was on partnership, marriage, family, children, and home. Stability was their motto, and stability they got. Single Taureans really hit their stride this year and learned how to choose new partners in a more discriminate manner. Taurus should expect to enjoy their newfound positive environment in 2011 and keep opening their heart up for more love.
Gemini: 2010 was neither here nor there for most Geminis. The year was about figuring themselves out, what worked and didn't work for them, and how to make changes in their best interest, rather than in the interests (selfish or otherwise) of those around them. This relates primarily to work, but also to lovers and friends. Most Geminis severed important, yet necessary, ties in 2010. This will give them the freedom to better enjoy their life in 2011 the way they want to, rather than the way others think they should.
Cancer: 2010 was particularly turbulent for most Cancers in the first half of the year. Many suffered serious setbacks in their health, or endings in their primary relationships. They really had to struggle to not stay locked up in their shell, and to face the world at-large. Luckily, this helped them greatly in the 2nd half of the year, and many renewed amorous ties (and several even got engaged!), or learned when to say "enough is enough" and keep on walking. This strength will serve them well in 2011, now that they are surrounded with more friends than foes.
Leo: 2010 was a roller coaster for most Leos. They all took on too much work and invited in too much drama. While most lions saw an ending to some of their work (quitting a full or part-time job, graduating, getting laid off, etc.), they saw an overwhelming increase in their responsibilities overall. Trying to be everything to everyone really drained them in 2010. Use 2011 to learn to better manage your time--and temper--and try to cut back on some of your obligations, dear Leo.
Virgo: 2010 was a year of love, drama, and more love for the typical Virgo. This was a year that most of them felt confused or conflicted over love (and this time, I am solely speaking of the amorous type). While some Virgos did indeed get married, solidify their current relationship, or start a new one--all notably in the 2nd half of 2010--the majority faced separation, infidelity, divorce, or worse. Living too much in their head, and too little in their heart, caused their love life to go a little helter-skelter. Use 2011 to merge your heart AND mind and see what positive results can transpire.
Libra: 2010 did not end on a good note for most Libras. While the first half of the year breezed along a bit easier (new job, new home, new baby, etc.), the 2nd half of the year brought them to a grinding hault. Losing a job, choosing a wrong "new" job, facing health difficulties or complications, or going through a serious bout of self-doubt, has left most Libras a little less than balanced as 2010 comes to an end. And we all know Libras don't do well without their infamous balance. Take some time to meditate and decompress in order to regain your balance, dear Libra, as 2011 requires you to re-focus on your immediate goals.
Scorpio: 2010 found most Scorpios coming into their own, figuring out where they fit in the world, where they saw themselves going, and with whom they want to be with. This was, in other words, a defining year for most Scorpios. They learned a lot about themselves in the process and are more comfortable in their own skin. While some are still struggling to define every nook and cranny of their mind/heart/soul, rest assured that they are on the right path for 2011.
Sagittarius: 2010 was a year of change for most Sagittarians, somewhat like the law of opposites in "Alice in Wonderland." What started up in the first half of 2010, went down in the 2nd half, and vice versa. Many/most took on a new job, made a new move, or started/ended a relationship. This was not a status quo year for the typical Sag! They marched to their own drum, and while some people decided they no longer wanted to dance to their beat any longer, most Sag's are quite happy where 2010 has left them. Let the good times roll in 2011!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Thursday, October 21, 2010
It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like Christmas...
OK, not really, not yet. I think that we have another week (or until at least post-Halloween) before the major department stores start putting up decorations and playing holiday music.
But you SHOULD start to think of Christmas for one very, very important reason. Mercury goes retrograde for almost the entire month of December!! Santa's sleigh won't be moving forward this December, it will actually be going backwards! The Grinch may really steal Christmas (or Hanukkah) for us this year.
Mercury will begin its final retro trip of 2010 starting on December 10 (7:04 a.m. EST) and will end its journey on December 30 (2:21 a.m. EST). As you hopefully remember by now, Mercury's retro phase tends to affect us most the 3-4 days before/during/after the beginning and end of its phase. This means that we will all feel the effects of this retro journey as soon as December 5 and as late as January 3.
With the entire holiday season at the mercy of Mercury, we HAVE to plan ahead. We know that buying major gifts, especially technology-related gifts, are a MAJOR no-no during a Mercury retrograde phase. Delays, accidents, and mishaps happen all the time during Mercury's retro trip, and I really don't think any of us want to be more delayed than we already are while standing in line for the register during the holiday season. If you are thinking "AHA! I will just order online and avoid all the problems", THINK AGAIN. Mercury affects technology and communications...so it is a pretty safe bet to assume that buying something online, and dealing with Internet connections, secure sites, shipping and handling, etc., will NOT go well.
I know, I know, I sound scary, and not just because it is almost Halloween. I am trying to warn you, devoted reader, that you can't procrastinate your Santa's check list this year. Consider it my gift to you for this holiday season.
And, to further enhance my sincerity, here are some gift suggestions for each sign (I know, it's like I am Santa AND Rudolph all at the same time!).
Capricorn: nothing warms the heart of a Capricorn more than great shoes, or the latest in electronics. Buy your Capricorn the newest iPhone, iPad, or iPod. They may already have all of the above, so consider broadening your horizons to a GPS, a premium espresso machine, a DVR, or a new flat screen TV.
Aquarius: what's the one thing all Aquarians want? A change of scenery. Buy your Aquarius two tickets to somewhere they have always wanted to go, and throw in an outfit, or sports gear, that will be apropos for the weather or location. If this means tickets to court side seats, or a box at the stadium, then so be it.
Pisces: sex is a spiritual experience, as most Pisces will tell you, so why not start the foreplay this holiday season by booking side by side massages at a spa? In fact, make a day of it. You can spend the evening at home, ordering in from your favorite restaurant, or actually going there for a soft candlelit dinner, before ending the evening in the bedroom. You can enhance the experience by throwing in sexy lingerie (or other treats and toys).
Aries: it's hard to get everything done when your schedule is as busy as an Aries. Your Aries would love a housekeeping package for several months (if not a whole year) so that they don't have to worry about keeping their home spotless. They could use that free time to go shopping and find a new wardrobe. If your Aries already has a housekeeper, why not get their car detailed?
Taurus: holidays are only as good as the booze served at the party. Treat your Taurus to a wine or beer membership club so they can enjoy new labels for months (if not the year) to come. Throw in a good label of hard liquor, and some nice glass tumblers, for good measure to get the party started.
Gemini: girls and guys just wanna have fun, and Gemini's could use a little bit of that right now. Work is getting a bit strained, and they need to feel free again. Go away for new year's eve to a remote location that they love--or want to love--and plan some fun activities (sports, wine tastings, games, what have you). Remind Gemini's that they are ALWAYS a little kid at heart.
Cancer: our little Cancers have been so stressed this year that their health has taken quite a hit. Treating them to a series of rehabilitative packages (massages, reflexology, acupuncture, etc.) would be not only therapeutic for them, but also mood-lifting. A drive to the beach, with a picnic packed, would do wonders for their soul, too.
Leo: the lion has roared a lot in 2010, and their voice has gotten quite hoarse. With a lack of feeling loved this year, your Leo is in serious need of coddling. A beautiful piece of jewelry would do the trick, or a new set of golf clubs, but so would a new car. The latter may be too expensive, but you get the drift. Buy big, or go home.
Virgo: you can never go wrong with giving a Virgo what they want most--order! A housekeeping package would make their hearts AND minds soar, but the reality is they probably already have one (either because they are neurotic, or because they don't want to get their hands dirty cleaning, or their work hours are too long to find time to clean). Still, I am throwing it out there, just in case. Otherwise, opt for buying season tickets to their favorite sports game, or buying them the newest Blackberry or iPhone on the market. They can't live without their phone, as you already know!
Libra: always spending a little too much money, your Libra would really just love for someone to pay off their credit card debt. If you can afford to take the hit, do it. But it isn't that romantic, is it? Buy your Libra tickets to go see a play or opera this holiday season and make an evening of it. Get dressed up, go to the theater, and then go to a delicious dinner at a 4-star restaurant before spending the evening at a nice hotel (with champagne service). Let an evening of romance ensue! An added bonus would be to have fresh flower arrangements delivered to your Libra bimonthly for the next several months. They would love the fresh flowers in their home on a regular basis!
Scorpio: winter is a cold, cold time, and your Scorpio finds it hard to appreciate the colder climate, and even harder to motivate to leave their home. But you can motivate them to attend the latest museum exhibit or a series of lectures on something they are interested in if you bought them a yearly membership to a nearby museum, or looked up the calendar of events in your area for guest speakers and conferences. Give them tickets to something that will engage their mind and/or soul--they won't know how to thank you enough (spoiler: but they will try).
Sagittarius: it's time to think BIG. As in, international. Your Sag needs a trip out of the country to somewhere new and exotic. This doesn't mean Paris or Rome, but if that is what they want, then go for it. I was thinking more along the lines of Turkey, Hong Kong, Morocco, India, or Egypt. Think culturally diverse.
But you SHOULD start to think of Christmas for one very, very important reason. Mercury goes retrograde for almost the entire month of December!! Santa's sleigh won't be moving forward this December, it will actually be going backwards! The Grinch may really steal Christmas (or Hanukkah) for us this year.
Mercury will begin its final retro trip of 2010 starting on December 10 (7:04 a.m. EST) and will end its journey on December 30 (2:21 a.m. EST). As you hopefully remember by now, Mercury's retro phase tends to affect us most the 3-4 days before/during/after the beginning and end of its phase. This means that we will all feel the effects of this retro journey as soon as December 5 and as late as January 3.
With the entire holiday season at the mercy of Mercury, we HAVE to plan ahead. We know that buying major gifts, especially technology-related gifts, are a MAJOR no-no during a Mercury retrograde phase. Delays, accidents, and mishaps happen all the time during Mercury's retro trip, and I really don't think any of us want to be more delayed than we already are while standing in line for the register during the holiday season. If you are thinking "AHA! I will just order online and avoid all the problems", THINK AGAIN. Mercury affects technology and communications...so it is a pretty safe bet to assume that buying something online, and dealing with Internet connections, secure sites, shipping and handling, etc., will NOT go well.
I know, I know, I sound scary, and not just because it is almost Halloween. I am trying to warn you, devoted reader, that you can't procrastinate your Santa's check list this year. Consider it my gift to you for this holiday season.
And, to further enhance my sincerity, here are some gift suggestions for each sign (I know, it's like I am Santa AND Rudolph all at the same time!).
Capricorn: nothing warms the heart of a Capricorn more than great shoes, or the latest in electronics. Buy your Capricorn the newest iPhone, iPad, or iPod. They may already have all of the above, so consider broadening your horizons to a GPS, a premium espresso machine, a DVR, or a new flat screen TV.
Aquarius: what's the one thing all Aquarians want? A change of scenery. Buy your Aquarius two tickets to somewhere they have always wanted to go, and throw in an outfit, or sports gear, that will be apropos for the weather or location. If this means tickets to court side seats, or a box at the stadium, then so be it.
Pisces: sex is a spiritual experience, as most Pisces will tell you, so why not start the foreplay this holiday season by booking side by side massages at a spa? In fact, make a day of it. You can spend the evening at home, ordering in from your favorite restaurant, or actually going there for a soft candlelit dinner, before ending the evening in the bedroom. You can enhance the experience by throwing in sexy lingerie (or other treats and toys).
Aries: it's hard to get everything done when your schedule is as busy as an Aries. Your Aries would love a housekeeping package for several months (if not a whole year) so that they don't have to worry about keeping their home spotless. They could use that free time to go shopping and find a new wardrobe. If your Aries already has a housekeeper, why not get their car detailed?
Taurus: holidays are only as good as the booze served at the party. Treat your Taurus to a wine or beer membership club so they can enjoy new labels for months (if not the year) to come. Throw in a good label of hard liquor, and some nice glass tumblers, for good measure to get the party started.
Gemini: girls and guys just wanna have fun, and Gemini's could use a little bit of that right now. Work is getting a bit strained, and they need to feel free again. Go away for new year's eve to a remote location that they love--or want to love--and plan some fun activities (sports, wine tastings, games, what have you). Remind Gemini's that they are ALWAYS a little kid at heart.
Cancer: our little Cancers have been so stressed this year that their health has taken quite a hit. Treating them to a series of rehabilitative packages (massages, reflexology, acupuncture, etc.) would be not only therapeutic for them, but also mood-lifting. A drive to the beach, with a picnic packed, would do wonders for their soul, too.
Leo: the lion has roared a lot in 2010, and their voice has gotten quite hoarse. With a lack of feeling loved this year, your Leo is in serious need of coddling. A beautiful piece of jewelry would do the trick, or a new set of golf clubs, but so would a new car. The latter may be too expensive, but you get the drift. Buy big, or go home.
Virgo: you can never go wrong with giving a Virgo what they want most--order! A housekeeping package would make their hearts AND minds soar, but the reality is they probably already have one (either because they are neurotic, or because they don't want to get their hands dirty cleaning, or their work hours are too long to find time to clean). Still, I am throwing it out there, just in case. Otherwise, opt for buying season tickets to their favorite sports game, or buying them the newest Blackberry or iPhone on the market. They can't live without their phone, as you already know!
Libra: always spending a little too much money, your Libra would really just love for someone to pay off their credit card debt. If you can afford to take the hit, do it. But it isn't that romantic, is it? Buy your Libra tickets to go see a play or opera this holiday season and make an evening of it. Get dressed up, go to the theater, and then go to a delicious dinner at a 4-star restaurant before spending the evening at a nice hotel (with champagne service). Let an evening of romance ensue! An added bonus would be to have fresh flower arrangements delivered to your Libra bimonthly for the next several months. They would love the fresh flowers in their home on a regular basis!
Scorpio: winter is a cold, cold time, and your Scorpio finds it hard to appreciate the colder climate, and even harder to motivate to leave their home. But you can motivate them to attend the latest museum exhibit or a series of lectures on something they are interested in if you bought them a yearly membership to a nearby museum, or looked up the calendar of events in your area for guest speakers and conferences. Give them tickets to something that will engage their mind and/or soul--they won't know how to thank you enough (spoiler: but they will try).
Sagittarius: it's time to think BIG. As in, international. Your Sag needs a trip out of the country to somewhere new and exotic. This doesn't mean Paris or Rome, but if that is what they want, then go for it. I was thinking more along the lines of Turkey, Hong Kong, Morocco, India, or Egypt. Think culturally diverse.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
When Your S.O. Needs to Send an S.O.S.
We talk a lot about the pro's and con's of each of the astrological signs in our Zodiac on this blog--which career is best, what style suits us most, how do we handle conflict, etc. But really, we mostly care about astrology for how it translates into our love lives. Are we compatible? Are we doomed to complete and utter misery? Will the sex be good? Can we carry a meaningful conversation? Will my partner truly understand me? And most importantly, will my partner accept me for who I am, flaws and all?
While there are many components to your personality aside from just your Sun sign, the fact is that unless you have some pretty strong influences in your chart, or in your life, there are certain base handicaps that each sign has to deal with when they are in a relationship.
There is no one sign that is better than the other. We just have "different" angles to work with. What one person can handle is not the same as what another person can deal with.
Whether you are single or attached, take a moment to think "What are my deal breakers?" I am not talking about physical ones, but rather, emotional ones. We are all complex personalities searching to find someone who will understand, and take the time to understand, all the intricacies involved in loving us.
Here is a rough idea of what to expect from each sign.
Capricorn: you have a mistress, and she is called "work." You treat relationships like a boardroom meeting and your romance reads like a check-off "to-do" list. Your S.O. is NOT your employee. Consider them more like a joint partnership in a limited liability corporation where benefits should be equal.
Aquarius: you can't admit fault and you find it hard to empathize with your partner. Being self centered is somewhat convenient as you tend to love yourself the most. Listen to the needs of your partner. It's not always about you. Note: if you are female, stop being boy crazy! (as if you will listen). If you are male, stop cheating!
Pisces: hot one moment, and colder than a wet fish the next, your emotional climate is more volatile than that of a New England summer day. Consistency is damn right impossible for you, except when it comes to being clingy. You could learn to stop that.
Aries: your temper and need for control can be as stifling as the Devil in hell. Cool your jets, slow your roll, take a deep breath, and work it out (literally). Aries do well by going to the gym to release stress. Also, even though you like to always look like the prettier one in the relationship (and typically, you are), try not to let that ego grow too much before your partner wants to quit you.
Taurus: your partner has enough baggage without having to push you along, kicking and screaming, to do something. Damn, you are slow to move. Whether it is about marriage, children, moving homes, or making plans, you have a hard time making decisions in a timely manner. Maybe you smoke too much, or drink too much, or are just enjoying the scenery too much, to want to motivate. But you know what happens to bulls in the ring if they aren't quick enough.......
Gemini: it's hard for your S.O. to criticize you when one of your personalities is innocent, and the other is guiltier than O.J. Simpson (well, at least the 2nd time around, confirmed). Your survival instinct is to bounce between one personality to the next, much like transferring your credit card debt from card to card to get the best possible APR. Choose a personality, stick with it, and take responsibility for whatever crazy actions you just pulled. Or, in your case, for whatever anniversary dinner you didn't show up to because you were focused on your next adventure, Peter Pan.
Cancer: still waters run deep, and your partner knows this better than most. You are a wealth of emotions, just bubbling below that seemingly cold surface of yours. You hate to show vulnerability, even though you can be one of the most vulnerable signs in the Zodiac. A hug feels good, but you are afraid to admit you need one, sometimes. Worse, you tend to fall for people who can be emotionally unavailable, unpredictable, or irresponsible. In other words, you cling to the wrong people. When you find "the One", let them know it, and treat them with the love you are oh-so-capable-of.
Leo: drama, drama, drama, it's all about me, me, me. Do you know how your partner is feeling today? Did you let them talk for more than 5 minutes? And, if you did let them talk, did you LISTEN? Yes, you have a hair out of place, you may have gained 5 lbs, and your shirt needs to be ironed. But, put those things aside for a few moments to give your partner the love and attention they lust after from you. At least you aren't all about me, me, me in the bedroom. Sharing is a GOOD thing, even if you have to force yourself to do it. Oh, and don't forget, fighting isn't about winning, it's about compromising...
Virgo: your partner fell in love with you because of your active mind--you are so intelligent and witty! This is a blessing for you because your mind is your most prized possession and asset, and if your partner doesn't love the way you think, then they don't love you at all. However, you rarely, if ever, let anyone truly "in." While it is "fun" to keep guessing at the hidden corners of your mental processes, it is exhausting, too. Your partner isn't a mind reader (which is probably a life saver for you), but maybe you could provide them a handy "The Virgo Mind for Dummies Known as Your Partner" manual to help them out??
Libra: you flutter around more than a butterfly, never staying too long in one place to finish a conversation that you started. With such strong social needs, and intense flirting skills, your partner often feels like a dime a dozen in your life. Did you really mean what you said? You love the idea of love, and you love being serenaded and romanced, but can you handle the daily nitty gritty of routine? Will you still love your partner if they have their favorite old, ugly sweater on, or if their hair is a bit greasy, or their skin a bit splotchy? Beauty is often found in imperfections.
Scorpio: you are like a hurricane of emotions that could easily drown an entire city if you let yourself go. Your partner keeps reading the radar to see how strong your hurricane force winds are, knowing that when you start turning, things can get quite intense. Or, you can just as easily downgrade to a mere rainstorm. Which is it? You feel profoundly, and while that translates to some intensely sexual and spiritual experiences with your beloved, the downside of that is when you aren't in that lovin' feeling and allow yourself to plunge into some dark waters.
Sagittarius: your arrow is always pointing in the direction of a specific target or goal, dear Archer. Life is always better, the grass is always greener, on the other side. You want so dearly to accomplish all your goals, both personal and professional, that you need a partner who is willing to support you every step of the way, and typically, make your dream their own. Your jealousies can be quite intense, whether they stem from not having what you want, or not trusting the partner you are with. Resentments run strong, and actions are not easily forgiven or forgotten. Soften yourself up a bit--you get more flies with honey than with vinegar.
While there are many components to your personality aside from just your Sun sign, the fact is that unless you have some pretty strong influences in your chart, or in your life, there are certain base handicaps that each sign has to deal with when they are in a relationship.
There is no one sign that is better than the other. We just have "different" angles to work with. What one person can handle is not the same as what another person can deal with.
Whether you are single or attached, take a moment to think "What are my deal breakers?" I am not talking about physical ones, but rather, emotional ones. We are all complex personalities searching to find someone who will understand, and take the time to understand, all the intricacies involved in loving us.
Here is a rough idea of what to expect from each sign.
Capricorn: you have a mistress, and she is called "work." You treat relationships like a boardroom meeting and your romance reads like a check-off "to-do" list. Your S.O. is NOT your employee. Consider them more like a joint partnership in a limited liability corporation where benefits should be equal.
Aquarius: you can't admit fault and you find it hard to empathize with your partner. Being self centered is somewhat convenient as you tend to love yourself the most. Listen to the needs of your partner. It's not always about you. Note: if you are female, stop being boy crazy! (as if you will listen). If you are male, stop cheating!
Pisces: hot one moment, and colder than a wet fish the next, your emotional climate is more volatile than that of a New England summer day. Consistency is damn right impossible for you, except when it comes to being clingy. You could learn to stop that.
Aries: your temper and need for control can be as stifling as the Devil in hell. Cool your jets, slow your roll, take a deep breath, and work it out (literally). Aries do well by going to the gym to release stress. Also, even though you like to always look like the prettier one in the relationship (and typically, you are), try not to let that ego grow too much before your partner wants to quit you.
Taurus: your partner has enough baggage without having to push you along, kicking and screaming, to do something. Damn, you are slow to move. Whether it is about marriage, children, moving homes, or making plans, you have a hard time making decisions in a timely manner. Maybe you smoke too much, or drink too much, or are just enjoying the scenery too much, to want to motivate. But you know what happens to bulls in the ring if they aren't quick enough.......
Gemini: it's hard for your S.O. to criticize you when one of your personalities is innocent, and the other is guiltier than O.J. Simpson (well, at least the 2nd time around, confirmed). Your survival instinct is to bounce between one personality to the next, much like transferring your credit card debt from card to card to get the best possible APR. Choose a personality, stick with it, and take responsibility for whatever crazy actions you just pulled. Or, in your case, for whatever anniversary dinner you didn't show up to because you were focused on your next adventure, Peter Pan.
Cancer: still waters run deep, and your partner knows this better than most. You are a wealth of emotions, just bubbling below that seemingly cold surface of yours. You hate to show vulnerability, even though you can be one of the most vulnerable signs in the Zodiac. A hug feels good, but you are afraid to admit you need one, sometimes. Worse, you tend to fall for people who can be emotionally unavailable, unpredictable, or irresponsible. In other words, you cling to the wrong people. When you find "the One", let them know it, and treat them with the love you are oh-so-capable-of.
Leo: drama, drama, drama, it's all about me, me, me. Do you know how your partner is feeling today? Did you let them talk for more than 5 minutes? And, if you did let them talk, did you LISTEN? Yes, you have a hair out of place, you may have gained 5 lbs, and your shirt needs to be ironed. But, put those things aside for a few moments to give your partner the love and attention they lust after from you. At least you aren't all about me, me, me in the bedroom. Sharing is a GOOD thing, even if you have to force yourself to do it. Oh, and don't forget, fighting isn't about winning, it's about compromising...
Virgo: your partner fell in love with you because of your active mind--you are so intelligent and witty! This is a blessing for you because your mind is your most prized possession and asset, and if your partner doesn't love the way you think, then they don't love you at all. However, you rarely, if ever, let anyone truly "in." While it is "fun" to keep guessing at the hidden corners of your mental processes, it is exhausting, too. Your partner isn't a mind reader (which is probably a life saver for you), but maybe you could provide them a handy "The Virgo Mind for Dummies Known as Your Partner" manual to help them out??
Libra: you flutter around more than a butterfly, never staying too long in one place to finish a conversation that you started. With such strong social needs, and intense flirting skills, your partner often feels like a dime a dozen in your life. Did you really mean what you said? You love the idea of love, and you love being serenaded and romanced, but can you handle the daily nitty gritty of routine? Will you still love your partner if they have their favorite old, ugly sweater on, or if their hair is a bit greasy, or their skin a bit splotchy? Beauty is often found in imperfections.
Scorpio: you are like a hurricane of emotions that could easily drown an entire city if you let yourself go. Your partner keeps reading the radar to see how strong your hurricane force winds are, knowing that when you start turning, things can get quite intense. Or, you can just as easily downgrade to a mere rainstorm. Which is it? You feel profoundly, and while that translates to some intensely sexual and spiritual experiences with your beloved, the downside of that is when you aren't in that lovin' feeling and allow yourself to plunge into some dark waters.
Sagittarius: your arrow is always pointing in the direction of a specific target or goal, dear Archer. Life is always better, the grass is always greener, on the other side. You want so dearly to accomplish all your goals, both personal and professional, that you need a partner who is willing to support you every step of the way, and typically, make your dream their own. Your jealousies can be quite intense, whether they stem from not having what you want, or not trusting the partner you are with. Resentments run strong, and actions are not easily forgiven or forgotten. Soften yourself up a bit--you get more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Ten Things I Really Hate (Not Really) About You
Every astrological sign has a weird quirk, tick, or style. Some hide it better than others, but the wolf can only remain hidden in sheep's clothing for so long before the truth comes out.
Ironically, it is the weird quirk, tick, or style that makes signs easy for me to spot in a crowd. I may not know your name, but I can guess your sign (or element) as if it were a flashing neon sign on your forehead.
But don't get me wrong--I wouldn't dare suggest you change your habits, mannerisms, style, or what have you. It helps give the world a bit of logic and order when things appear as they should, unlike how they do in the rear view or side mirror of a car.
In fact, I love and fully embrace these tell tale signs. It gives power to the argument that Astrology isn't all bunk, and that the cosmos have a wicked sense of humor (which, thank goodness for that given the somewhat sad state of affairs of the world that we live in today!).
So, let's uncover a few of these "wolves" by huffing and puffing and blowing THEIR houses down:
Capricorn: tends to have a crooked smile or grin and a boyish physique or personality. The men love wearing quality suits or trendy designer labels, and the women are obsessed with crazy prints and high heels. More often than not, a Capricorn has a loud voice and a tendency to have many lines/wrinkles around the eyes and mouth as they grow older (hopefully from laughing, but sometimes from being too serious). Think of: Matt Lauer, Katie Couric
Aquarius: tends to have a lot of nervous energy and an annoyed look on their face (like someone just said something stupid, or dropped a stink bomb nearby). Typically, that annoyed look on their face is coupled with a shit grin that either A) makes you wonder what on earth they will say next for shock value, or B) makes you wonder what drugs they are on today to make them seem so happy. Easily the first one out to dance on the dance floor, or sing karaoke, this sign tends to love being a bit ridiculous for the sake of a good time. Expect crazy, current fashion statements and quirky jewelry to adorn their fidgety body. Think of: Sarah Palin, Bill Maher
Pisces: always looks a little lost or glazed over in the eyes. It could be the drugs (prescription or illegal, it doesn't matter), or the endorphins from the gym, but they seem to always be in a place far, far away from reality. They can charm and dazzle, and suddenly fixate their glare on you in an unnerving, soul searching manner. Bastards! Typically surrounded by animals or children, they also have a soft heart for "weaker" beings (weaker in terms of age or capability, both physically and mentally). AKA, they root for the underdog and are also obsessed with dogs. Expect to see them splattered with paint or food, or writing in their journal or music sheets, with a look of profound wisdom (real or imaginary) settling on their face. Think of: Drew Barrymore, Javier Bardem
Aries: looks pissed most of the time, frustrated and bemused the other half. A lack of tolerance for stupidity or slow moving people can get this sign flustered quite easily. Charming and engaging, they are typically telling a joke (something raunchy and inappropriate if they can help it) or discussing gossip. They roll their eyes quite frequently when they don't agree with something or someone or the world at large. You can find them in designer apparel and dressed to impress (or to make a statement--not always the same thing, mind you) if they aren't wearing their gym outfit (which can also be very fashionable). Brooding eyes, thin lips, and a snap opinion tend to be their signature style. Think of: Sarah Jessica Parker, Joe Scarborough
Taurus: looks like they just smoked a joint or drank a few too many glasses of wine. Maybe that is why they move slow, or act drunk most the time. They come off light hearted and as if nothing bothers them--as if Mother Nature is cuddling them. What's fun to see is when a Taurus is pissed. You can literally SEE the steam rolling out of their ears. In general, they have a slow walk, a larger build, and a serene smile on their face (again, must be the drogas). If there is music playing, they certainly will start moving with the beat--they won't pass up an opportunity to make something sexual or a little more risque. Despite all the above, they also look grounded, even if/when they aren't. Think of: Jay Leno, Cate Blanchett
Gemini: will be talking quickly and using their hands frequently and probably has cuts on their fingers from breaking too many glasses with all the arm flailing they have going on. Loud and chatty, they don't stay quiet for long, unless you find that rare breed of Gemini that is quiet (and watch out--those are the ones that tend to exhibit the infamous Gemini dual personality by masking who they really are). Gemini's tend to have long faces and be quite slender, which is a good thing as they always hang around the food. Their personality and demeanor may change from minute to minute, and their eyes are constantly flashing a new emotion or opinion. You can be quite entertained watching a Gemini light up about something they love--it's like a child with a Christmas present. Think of: Heidi Klum, Donald Trump
Cancer: will be carefully and deliberately evaluating everything going on around them. Quiet and observant, they are summing up their surroundings as if they are the prey and everyone else is a predator. Once they feel safe (or have had one too many drinks in them), they start chatting and dominating a conversation with their opinions, surprising those around them of how intensely they feel about something, or how perceptive they were about someone, when all they seemed to be doing was minding their own business. This sign tends to be a bit heavy in the stomach area and have a heart shaped face. They remind you of Mom, even though they definitely don't want you to call them that. Think of: George W. Bush, Meryl Streep
Leo: will be wearing something borderline risque and proudly flaunt it. Sexual and charismatic, they will be flirting with everyone and have no fear of body contact. There is a regal air about them (if you look closely, you can actually SEE the crown on their head) that makes you feel very important to be around them. Also typically telling a joke, or enjoying delicious food and wine, this is a sign that really enjoys experiences and is engaged in whatever it is that they are doing. Think of: Jennifer Lopez, Bill Clinton
Virgo: will look as quiet and unassuming as possible, and typically will be standing in the corner. They won't have a flick of lint on them, and their hair will be in place. Though their bag may be a mess on the inside, and their underwear may not be matching that day, EXTERNALLY, they look put together in a very simple way. No frills for this sign, unless they are looking to impress you in the bedroom with their latest toy. They appear to be humble, even if they have their chin up (note that they won't look you in the eye when they walk for fear that you can spot their insecurity), and if you look closely at THIS sign, you will literally see the weight of the world on their shoulders. Think of: Colin Firth, Blake Lively
Libra: laughing, talking and talking, this sign will be socializing with everyone in the office, restaurant, or party. The men are charmers and smooth talkers, the women are laughing about something they just heard, and with their predisposition to wearing a lot of color, they always seem so light hearted and foot loose and fancy free. Very feminine and graceful, both the men AND women of this sign remind you of the word 'balance' when you meet them. Think of: Catherine Zeta Jones, Michael Douglas
Scorpio: what you wouldn't give to know what's going on in this sign's head! Trust, it is scandalous and entirely opposite of what they are saying. There is a mysterious, dark, and intense nature behind that dazzling smile and laugh that all Scorpio's have been blessed with. They laugh, tell jokes, smile often, and keep things light-hearted until BAM! they turn out the lights. They don't see attention, but they do command it when they want it. They can sum up their feelings on someone or something in a very simple statement that is quite effective--no need for you to second guess their true feelings on a subject once they have told you where they stand. Scorpio's tend to have a lovely laugh and a big/wide set mouth that helps them have a terrific smile. Think of: Julia Roberts, Matthew McConaughey
Sagittarius: forceful, determined, opinionated, and ready to debate, this sign always looks like it has something to say on the tip of their tongue. They will be leading the group discussion and telling a very long joke or story, which doesn't seem to be a problem because they are very entertaining story tellers. A potty mouth or controversial opinion is never too far behind. They watch with an amusing smile as they look someone up and down and form an opinion. If they don't like you, they hold their jaw tight and their eyes start to get smaller and smaller, their fists will often clench and their face will get red (note: they get into fights often, especially when drunk, so best to stay away from them in an alley near a bar if they start looking like the aforementioned description). Think of: Jon Stewart, Ann Coulter
Ironically, it is the weird quirk, tick, or style that makes signs easy for me to spot in a crowd. I may not know your name, but I can guess your sign (or element) as if it were a flashing neon sign on your forehead.
But don't get me wrong--I wouldn't dare suggest you change your habits, mannerisms, style, or what have you. It helps give the world a bit of logic and order when things appear as they should, unlike how they do in the rear view or side mirror of a car.
In fact, I love and fully embrace these tell tale signs. It gives power to the argument that Astrology isn't all bunk, and that the cosmos have a wicked sense of humor (which, thank goodness for that given the somewhat sad state of affairs of the world that we live in today!).
So, let's uncover a few of these "wolves" by huffing and puffing and blowing THEIR houses down:
Capricorn: tends to have a crooked smile or grin and a boyish physique or personality. The men love wearing quality suits or trendy designer labels, and the women are obsessed with crazy prints and high heels. More often than not, a Capricorn has a loud voice and a tendency to have many lines/wrinkles around the eyes and mouth as they grow older (hopefully from laughing, but sometimes from being too serious). Think of: Matt Lauer, Katie Couric
Aquarius: tends to have a lot of nervous energy and an annoyed look on their face (like someone just said something stupid, or dropped a stink bomb nearby). Typically, that annoyed look on their face is coupled with a shit grin that either A) makes you wonder what on earth they will say next for shock value, or B) makes you wonder what drugs they are on today to make them seem so happy. Easily the first one out to dance on the dance floor, or sing karaoke, this sign tends to love being a bit ridiculous for the sake of a good time. Expect crazy, current fashion statements and quirky jewelry to adorn their fidgety body. Think of: Sarah Palin, Bill Maher
Pisces: always looks a little lost or glazed over in the eyes. It could be the drugs (prescription or illegal, it doesn't matter), or the endorphins from the gym, but they seem to always be in a place far, far away from reality. They can charm and dazzle, and suddenly fixate their glare on you in an unnerving, soul searching manner. Bastards! Typically surrounded by animals or children, they also have a soft heart for "weaker" beings (weaker in terms of age or capability, both physically and mentally). AKA, they root for the underdog and are also obsessed with dogs. Expect to see them splattered with paint or food, or writing in their journal or music sheets, with a look of profound wisdom (real or imaginary) settling on their face. Think of: Drew Barrymore, Javier Bardem
Aries: looks pissed most of the time, frustrated and bemused the other half. A lack of tolerance for stupidity or slow moving people can get this sign flustered quite easily. Charming and engaging, they are typically telling a joke (something raunchy and inappropriate if they can help it) or discussing gossip. They roll their eyes quite frequently when they don't agree with something or someone or the world at large. You can find them in designer apparel and dressed to impress (or to make a statement--not always the same thing, mind you) if they aren't wearing their gym outfit (which can also be very fashionable). Brooding eyes, thin lips, and a snap opinion tend to be their signature style. Think of: Sarah Jessica Parker, Joe Scarborough
Taurus: looks like they just smoked a joint or drank a few too many glasses of wine. Maybe that is why they move slow, or act drunk most the time. They come off light hearted and as if nothing bothers them--as if Mother Nature is cuddling them. What's fun to see is when a Taurus is pissed. You can literally SEE the steam rolling out of their ears. In general, they have a slow walk, a larger build, and a serene smile on their face (again, must be the drogas). If there is music playing, they certainly will start moving with the beat--they won't pass up an opportunity to make something sexual or a little more risque. Despite all the above, they also look grounded, even if/when they aren't. Think of: Jay Leno, Cate Blanchett
Gemini: will be talking quickly and using their hands frequently and probably has cuts on their fingers from breaking too many glasses with all the arm flailing they have going on. Loud and chatty, they don't stay quiet for long, unless you find that rare breed of Gemini that is quiet (and watch out--those are the ones that tend to exhibit the infamous Gemini dual personality by masking who they really are). Gemini's tend to have long faces and be quite slender, which is a good thing as they always hang around the food. Their personality and demeanor may change from minute to minute, and their eyes are constantly flashing a new emotion or opinion. You can be quite entertained watching a Gemini light up about something they love--it's like a child with a Christmas present. Think of: Heidi Klum, Donald Trump
Cancer: will be carefully and deliberately evaluating everything going on around them. Quiet and observant, they are summing up their surroundings as if they are the prey and everyone else is a predator. Once they feel safe (or have had one too many drinks in them), they start chatting and dominating a conversation with their opinions, surprising those around them of how intensely they feel about something, or how perceptive they were about someone, when all they seemed to be doing was minding their own business. This sign tends to be a bit heavy in the stomach area and have a heart shaped face. They remind you of Mom, even though they definitely don't want you to call them that. Think of: George W. Bush, Meryl Streep
Leo: will be wearing something borderline risque and proudly flaunt it. Sexual and charismatic, they will be flirting with everyone and have no fear of body contact. There is a regal air about them (if you look closely, you can actually SEE the crown on their head) that makes you feel very important to be around them. Also typically telling a joke, or enjoying delicious food and wine, this is a sign that really enjoys experiences and is engaged in whatever it is that they are doing. Think of: Jennifer Lopez, Bill Clinton
Virgo: will look as quiet and unassuming as possible, and typically will be standing in the corner. They won't have a flick of lint on them, and their hair will be in place. Though their bag may be a mess on the inside, and their underwear may not be matching that day, EXTERNALLY, they look put together in a very simple way. No frills for this sign, unless they are looking to impress you in the bedroom with their latest toy. They appear to be humble, even if they have their chin up (note that they won't look you in the eye when they walk for fear that you can spot their insecurity), and if you look closely at THIS sign, you will literally see the weight of the world on their shoulders. Think of: Colin Firth, Blake Lively
Libra: laughing, talking and talking, this sign will be socializing with everyone in the office, restaurant, or party. The men are charmers and smooth talkers, the women are laughing about something they just heard, and with their predisposition to wearing a lot of color, they always seem so light hearted and foot loose and fancy free. Very feminine and graceful, both the men AND women of this sign remind you of the word 'balance' when you meet them. Think of: Catherine Zeta Jones, Michael Douglas
Scorpio: what you wouldn't give to know what's going on in this sign's head! Trust, it is scandalous and entirely opposite of what they are saying. There is a mysterious, dark, and intense nature behind that dazzling smile and laugh that all Scorpio's have been blessed with. They laugh, tell jokes, smile often, and keep things light-hearted until BAM! they turn out the lights. They don't see attention, but they do command it when they want it. They can sum up their feelings on someone or something in a very simple statement that is quite effective--no need for you to second guess their true feelings on a subject once they have told you where they stand. Scorpio's tend to have a lovely laugh and a big/wide set mouth that helps them have a terrific smile. Think of: Julia Roberts, Matthew McConaughey
Sagittarius: forceful, determined, opinionated, and ready to debate, this sign always looks like it has something to say on the tip of their tongue. They will be leading the group discussion and telling a very long joke or story, which doesn't seem to be a problem because they are very entertaining story tellers. A potty mouth or controversial opinion is never too far behind. They watch with an amusing smile as they look someone up and down and form an opinion. If they don't like you, they hold their jaw tight and their eyes start to get smaller and smaller, their fists will often clench and their face will get red (note: they get into fights often, especially when drunk, so best to stay away from them in an alley near a bar if they start looking like the aforementioned description). Think of: Jon Stewart, Ann Coulter
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Are You An Astro-Addict? Ten Simple Ways To Tell
There are millions of web sites on the Internet, and the list keeps growing exponentially on a daily basis. You can research anything from pre-historic remains to the latest study on genetic engineering, or just opt for your run-of-the-mill YouTube clip. The Internet can be your best friend, and your worst enemy, all in one. How many times have you delayed turning in a project, or stayed up late at night, because you can't stop searching for new information or posting something utterly UNimportant on Facebook, like what you ate for dinner?
Some would say that there is no such thing as too much information, but what if your focus is only on ONE thing? What if your day or life revolves around one concept or idea? While I am not here to promote that everyone dash to the theater to watch Inception, the question is palpable: when is an idea a parasite, and when is an interest an addiction?
Perhaps I am blaspheming my only child here by turning the tables (or flipping them) on my darling astro baby blog, but this is a site all about astrology, so why not sacrifice my own creation for the sake of discussion?
Astrology is a funny science. Some people roll their eyes at the mere mention of it, and some deny they know anything about it ("My sign? I don't know what you are talking about...is 'sign' the plural form of sinuses? Because my allergies are awful this season!"). Fact is, you would be remiss to find a person who truly didn't know their sign. Funny aside: I consider it a jackpot if someone knows their Rising Sign or Moon Sign (I like the odds diminishing in my favor of figuring someone out sooner than later).
But, conversely, there are those who live by Astrology and make important decisions based on their sign, the planetary motions, their birth chart reports, or their daily horoscope. When does "normal" turn into "you crazy, bitch"?
Here are ten simple signs that may indicate you are an Astro-Addict and your Moon should back away from Uranus:
10. You have a pet named Cosmo, Astro, Karma, or they are named after a major planet like Venus, Jupiter, Mercury, or Mars (bonus: if you named your animal after a planetary motion, like "Retrograde")
9. Your home is decorated in all various forms of astrological art, such as moons, stars, natal charts, and symbols (bonus: your bed duvet or blanket is of the Zodiac)
8. Madame Cleo, or some other toll free psychic hotline, is on your speed dial (bonus: the number is in your top 10 or top 5)
7. You have a tattoo of your sign somewhere on your body (bonus: it is larger than your thumb print and/or visible to the public)
6. When you meet someone new, one of the first things you ask them is "What's your sign?" (bonus: that IS the first thing you ask them)
5. A person's sign will definitively determine whether or not you get involved in a friendship, business arrangement, or amorous relationship with them (bonus: you don't make it a secret that your decision was based on astrology and you react with horror when they tell you their "offending" sign)
4. Your Internet bookmarks are filled with astrology web sites (bonus: they are ONLY filled with astrology web sites)
3. You know the astrological sign of every famous person, dead or alive (bonus: you know their exact birthday, too)
2. You won't leave your house in the morning until you have read your daily horoscope (bonus: you decide NOT to leave your house if it looks like it's gonna be a bad day)
1. You WRITE the daily horoscopes (bonus: you also contribute to a monthly review)
Of course, having only one or a few of these checked off doesn't mean you are an addict, it just means you have a healthy hobby (well, if you know the exact birthdays of famous people who are dead or alive, it may not be all that healthy...but I digress). But if more than 50% of these ring true, if not 100%, well then, welcome to my version of "AA" - Astroholic Anonymous!
Though, at the end of the day, who really cares? The only person who may suffer from your astro addiction is your cat, Karma, whom you adopted because her Moon was in your house, and her daily horoscope that morning told you that she was going to have a rough day...
Some would say that there is no such thing as too much information, but what if your focus is only on ONE thing? What if your day or life revolves around one concept or idea? While I am not here to promote that everyone dash to the theater to watch Inception, the question is palpable: when is an idea a parasite, and when is an interest an addiction?
Perhaps I am blaspheming my only child here by turning the tables (or flipping them) on my darling astro baby blog, but this is a site all about astrology, so why not sacrifice my own creation for the sake of discussion?
Astrology is a funny science. Some people roll their eyes at the mere mention of it, and some deny they know anything about it ("My sign? I don't know what you are talking about...is 'sign' the plural form of sinuses? Because my allergies are awful this season!"). Fact is, you would be remiss to find a person who truly didn't know their sign. Funny aside: I consider it a jackpot if someone knows their Rising Sign or Moon Sign (I like the odds diminishing in my favor of figuring someone out sooner than later).
But, conversely, there are those who live by Astrology and make important decisions based on their sign, the planetary motions, their birth chart reports, or their daily horoscope. When does "normal" turn into "you crazy, bitch"?
Here are ten simple signs that may indicate you are an Astro-Addict and your Moon should back away from Uranus:
10. You have a pet named Cosmo, Astro, Karma, or they are named after a major planet like Venus, Jupiter, Mercury, or Mars (bonus: if you named your animal after a planetary motion, like "Retrograde")
9. Your home is decorated in all various forms of astrological art, such as moons, stars, natal charts, and symbols (bonus: your bed duvet or blanket is of the Zodiac)
8. Madame Cleo, or some other toll free psychic hotline, is on your speed dial (bonus: the number is in your top 10 or top 5)
7. You have a tattoo of your sign somewhere on your body (bonus: it is larger than your thumb print and/or visible to the public)
6. When you meet someone new, one of the first things you ask them is "What's your sign?" (bonus: that IS the first thing you ask them)
5. A person's sign will definitively determine whether or not you get involved in a friendship, business arrangement, or amorous relationship with them (bonus: you don't make it a secret that your decision was based on astrology and you react with horror when they tell you their "offending" sign)
4. Your Internet bookmarks are filled with astrology web sites (bonus: they are ONLY filled with astrology web sites)
3. You know the astrological sign of every famous person, dead or alive (bonus: you know their exact birthday, too)
2. You won't leave your house in the morning until you have read your daily horoscope (bonus: you decide NOT to leave your house if it looks like it's gonna be a bad day)
1. You WRITE the daily horoscopes (bonus: you also contribute to a monthly review)
Of course, having only one or a few of these checked off doesn't mean you are an addict, it just means you have a healthy hobby (well, if you know the exact birthdays of famous people who are dead or alive, it may not be all that healthy...but I digress). But if more than 50% of these ring true, if not 100%, well then, welcome to my version of "AA" - Astroholic Anonymous!
Though, at the end of the day, who really cares? The only person who may suffer from your astro addiction is your cat, Karma, whom you adopted because her Moon was in your house, and her daily horoscope that morning told you that she was going to have a rough day...
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