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The PISCES 4-1-1

Element: Water
Ruling Planet: Neptune, Jupiter
Quality: Mutable
Nature: Negative, Feminine
Symbol: Fish

Health Alert: Pisces rule the feet and its structural bones and toes. They must be careful with sprains, stubbed toes, ankle issues, bunions, or broken bones. Since many Pisces are avid runners, dancers or sports-enthusiasts, they need to learn to guard their feet to avoid permanent damage or invasive surgery. Internally, Pisces rule the lymphatic system. They must take caution when it comes to internal inflammation, gland functions in general, and problems with drugs. Allergic reactions to drugs, and a susceptibility to addictions, can become a serious issue for Pisces, who use drugs and alcohol to escape reality or numb themselves from their intense emotions. These said emotions can cause Pisces to struggle with depression and psychosomatic illnesses more often than not. Most of their health issues stem from emotional distress, and as such, they tend to have a weak immune system to fight off colds, flu, sinus infections, or other illnesses. Therapeutic ways of avoiding addictive tendencies and reducing stress on the body would be yoga or Pilates, which most Pisces love because it helps them to feel spiritually aligned as well. Last but not least, Pisces tend to indulge in expensive tastes when it comes to rich foods. They should be wary of excessive drinking and eating, especially late night. Their bodies have a delicate system and their metabolism is a bit weaker than most.

Where to Find a Pisces: performing on-stage, whether it be a dance production, musical collaboration, or play. They are heavily involved in the arts, so when they aren’t on stage, they can likely be found working late hours in an art or dance studio, reading in a bookstore, rehearsing their lines with a cast mate, cooking in a restaurant, or attending a lecture on religion or philosophy. You may also find a lot of Pisces working in marketing or graphic design firms, as they get to apply their artistic skills in a corporate environment. You can also find them near water (ocean, lake, etc) meditating or just watching the scenery while writing down their latest poem or chapter in their novel. Most Pisceans are involved in charity work and the Church, so an easy target would be to go to a worship service or sign up for volunteer work in your area (animal shelters, soup kitchens, mentoring programs, campaign fundraising, etc). New Age workshops, readings, or events is a prime target for the typical Pisces, who is very in-tune with alternative lifestyles. This said lifestyle leads them to organic food markets and grocery stores, too. If all else fails, you are guaranteed to find a Pisces in a yoga or Pilates studio (and probably, they are teaching the class!).

How to Spot a Pisces: they are fairly easy to spot because they tend to stand out like a sore thumb in a crowd. Many of them have light eyes that are soft and soulful, which they use to analyze the environment around them. They won’t be the loud person in the room always talking. In fact, they will be the quiet one you have to draw out of their shell. Once they are drawn out, they can be quite witty and charming, surprising most people. A hearty laugh that throws their head back, and frequent movements of their head is also a noticeable trait (that “huh? me?” what?” movement). It’s almost as if they look like someone has splashed water on their face. Their faces, and facial movements, are quite expressive when they become animated—otherwise, they can look like a deer in headlights most of the time. They may wave their arms around when they talk as well, almost as if they are dancing or giving a grand speech in their head at the same time that they are sitting down and talking to you about their day. The women are drawn to floral prints and very feminine pieces (sheer fabrics, summer dresses, scarves, subdued prints, etc) that allow them to move easily and comfortably. The less glamorous Pisces woman will wear jeans and a fleece jacket or t-shirt all the time (and some kind of creative addition, like a scarf around their head, a cool/different piece of jewelry, or a fun headband) or have a more hippy look (flowing printed dresses an earth tones), and the more glamorous will have no problem decking herself out in jewels, a fur coat, and a plunging neckline showing her curvy figure (think of Elizabeth Taylor when she was young). She uses her clothes to define herself as either a sexy siren or a natural beauty. The men love wearing blues and greens, and will often be in khakis or some other relaxed-wear. In business, they are always in sharp suits and have impeccable taste. They like to look good—it helps them charm the women more so that they can get what they want!

How to Attract a Pisces: have a kind heart, an interest in the arts and in their passion for the arts, and be attractive. Pisces are very visual and don’t like things that look messy or in disarray—it throws them off balance. If you are a good soul, with a strong will, they will fall madly in love with you. Typically, a Pisces is first attracted sexually, but will wait to get to know you better before really falling in love (Do you have the same interests? Are you spiritual? Do you respect yourself? Are you a family person?). Ironically, even though Pisces are attracted to pretty people, they are turned off by materialistic ones. A Pisces man loves an attractive, feminine woman, but if she spends too much money on shoes, bags, or clothes, or expects that he spends his money on her, he is quickly turned off. He will view her motives as selfish, materialistic, and greedy. A Pisces woman is always looking for a man who is put together and successful. She needs to feel secure and taken care of, and a well dressed man with a good bank account is definitely the route to her heart, even if he can be slightly selfish or self-involved, she falls for his charms. The general rule of thumb, however, is just to be a good, nice person—someone that a Pisces considers to be honest, virtuous, and loyal. A wicked sense of humor will also help you. Many Pisces are in the entertainment industry, notably as comedians or actors, and love making people laugh. You should take to heart that Pisces have very volatile emotions, as well. This means they can be obsessed with you one moment, and disinterested in the next. Be willing to ride their emotional waves (and sometimes, tsunamis) if you want to spend a lifetime together.

How to Lose a Pisces: being more emotionally erratic than they are, loud, or pretentious, is a great way to get rid of your Pisces. They may hang in there for a while because they dig a little bit of the crazy (they are crazy too, after all), but they will quickly swim upstream after a short while. They loathe nasty behavior, ugly people, negative personalities, and irresponsible partners. Female Pisces are looking for a strong, alpha male to protect them; male Pisces are looking for a feminine, faithful and kind-hearted alpha female to nourish them. It’s really that simple. So, if you don’t fall within the lines, you simply don’t matter to a Pisces.

FAMOUS PISCES

FAMOUS PISCES
Clockwise: Javier Bardem, Glenn Close, Daniel Craig, Jessica Biel, Benicio del Toro, Eva Longoria, Justin Bieber, Drew Barrymore, Michael Cain, Rachel Weisz, Steve Jobs, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Billy Crystal, Queen Latifah, Spike Lee, Chelsea Handler, Mitt Romney, Chelsea Clinton, Ralph Nader, Elizabeth Taylor, Albert Einstein, Liza Minnelli, Alan Greenspan, Rue McClanahan, Rob Lowe, Lauren Graham, Bruce Willis, Juliette Binoche, Kurt Russell, Cindy Crawford, Bon Jovi, Vanessa Williams

The PISCES Best & Worst List

Best Qualities: intuitive, nurturing and soulful, Pisces have a way about them that makes people drawn to them. Whether it is because they are mysterious, seem innocent, or make people feel coddled and needed, they are like Mother Nature radiating warmth and harmony. Romantic and charming, Pisces easily find partners in their life to fulfill their needs. Their creativity is limitless, whether they are a male or a female. Male Pisces tend to focus more on cooking or music, and are therefore often found running a kitchen or writing their own music and/or playing an instrument of their choice. Their girlfriends have swooned over their emotional sensitivity and way with words—especially when they put the words in a romantic poem or song while playing their guitar. Female Pisces are more apt to write (poems, short stories) or be an artist or dancer. They have a strong need to use their sense of touch and their free spirit in their creative endeavors and are not afraid to express themselves through dancing, painting, or singing. Regardless of their sex, Pisces are extremely expressive on paper and often live in a fantasy world. Their artistic inclinations just make them very different from the average Joe (or Jane). Their emotions are so strong and finely tuned that, when they become too overwhelming, they can turn them into something beautiful, if they so desire. Inclined to spirituality and New Age beliefs, Pisces is a sign that is typically psychic and somewhat mystical. As the oldest sign of the Zodiac that is also connected astrologically to Jesus Christ, they have profound wisdom and beliefs in a higher power. Many Pisces are strongly linked to churches and religious leaders, and/or are involved in charitable works, volunteering, holistic healing, or counseling.

Worst Qualities: Pisces live in a fantasy world that makes it seem as if they are oh-so-mysterious (people can’t help but wonder “what ARE they thinking about?”), but the reality is that they are so confused about how they feel that they very rarely can make a decision about which mood they are in or which direction to go. Indecisiveness is a big challenge for Pisces and can sometimes render them immutable and left whining and throwing a tantrum because they simply can’t decide between hot and cold, happy or sad, left or right. As fickle as a child, their decisions and actions are at the beck and call of their mood de jour. Making a commitment to a decision, feeling, or idea can be excruciating for them and they end up delegating the decision to someone else. Pisces say that they hate hurting someone’s feelings, but the truth is that many of them get a sadistic kick out of hurting the ones they love. They can be completely self-absorbed and self-centered, so it is hard for them to strike a fine balance between making a decision that is best for them while still making it seem as if they are putting other people’s feelings into consideration. Violent tempers, mood swings, possessive, and addictive personalities are very common to Pisces. Many are apt to deal with depression, jealousies, and feelings of inadequacy or unexplained sadness. Sometimes living in their own fantasy world with their head in the clouds makes the landing on Earth a crash and burn reality. Pisces need to learn to not transfer their own feelings of unhappiness or inadequacy onto their loved ones, or they may end up terribly alone. Also, when a Pisces has made up their mind, they can be incredibly loyal to that decision, which can be a heavy burden on those who don’t agree.

Best Matches: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn, Cancer, Scorpio

Taurus thrives in the home and needs to feel protected, secure, and loved. Taurus, after all, is in love with the idea of love—wishing that the world is full of romance and sex. In comes Pisces, who, with a wave of a wand, can make all their dreams seem true. Both signs are also drawn to the intensity of touch and are very ethereal. They aren’t afraid to explore their sexuality together and see what happens in the bedroom. Spiritual conversations, intense emotional bonds, and a sense of comfort comes easily when these two signs are paired together. They will be best friends and lovers, which is, after all, the sweetest thing. Famous Couples: Javier Bardem (Pisces) and Penelope Cruz (Taurus), Cindy Crawford (Pisces) and Randy Gerber (Taurus), Eva Longoria (Pisces) and Tony Parker (Taurus), Liza Minnelli (Pisces) and David Gest (Taurus)

Virgo is Pisces perfect astrological opposite. This is to say that they can either be a great couple, or a horrible one. While Pisces may find making a decision hard, Virgo is more apt to say “this is what you do and how you do it.” And when both are stuck for a decision, the over-analytical Virgo and the dreamlike Pisces can sit together for hours arriving at the best decision and exploring all the pro’s and con’s of the situation. Virgo enjoys Pisces mystical and seemingly innocent (and slightly neurotic) side; Pisces delights in Virgo’s purity and strength. Virgo is always reliable when it comes to Pisces because a Virgo always feels the need to protect or nurture their wounded partner. However, Virgo can easily become annoyed with Pisces’ inconsistencies and inability to make decisions. Pisces can feel over-analyzed and criticized by Virgo. The truth is that both are at fault here by simply being who they are. Famous Couples: Cindy Crawford (Pisces) and Richard Gere (Virgo), Emily Blunt (Pisces) and Michael Buble (Virgo)

Capricorn’s drive, stamina, and discipline provide the backbone that the Pisces has always been searching for. Capricorns know how to get things done and get them done right, especially in business and finance. They seldom question their actions and just go for it, something which a Pisces can’t help but admire. Also, since Pisces tends to spend money a bit more recklessly, they benefit greatly by Capricorn’s shrewd financial planning and investment advice. So what does the Pisces bring to the table? Capricorns tend to be aloof and not evolved emotionally speaking—these goats can be a bit too harsh and cold while climbing to the top of that mountain. That’s where Pisces comes in, softening the rough edges of the Capricorn and calming them down, telling them when they are being inappropriate, mean, or too damn cold-hearted. Famous Couples: Penny Lancaster (Pisces) and Rod Stewart (Capricorn), Christine Baumgartner (Pisces) and Kevin Costner (Capricorn), Pat Nixon (Pisces) and Richard Nixon (Capricorn)

Cancer will feel at home in Pisces deep emotional waters; these two literally are as happy as a crab (Cancer) and a fish (Pisces) swimming together in the vast ocean. They are both emotional, sensitive and moody, and feel as if they have found their perfect soul mate in each other. Whether it is staying at home for a nice evening by candlelight, or reading a book in the corner of the living room while sipping on a nightcap, these two simply enjoy each other’s comforting presence. Cancer is a very witty and driven sign, as is Pisces, and together their conversations will flow smoothly and easily. More importantly, neither sign is afraid to call the other out on their BS, and knows when to leave well enough alone. Their union will be mystical, and their bond intensive and somewhat possessive, but that’s how they both roll when it comes to love. At the very least, both of them will be able to understand each other’s emotional volatility. Famous Couples: Kurt Cobain (Pisces) and Courtney Love (Cancer), Johnny Cash (Pisces) and June Carter Cash (Cancer), Vanessa Williams (Pisces) and Rick Fox (Cancer)

Scorpio’s more intense, sensual qualities invigorate Pisces to feel more sexual and sensual—these two will certainly have a romantically charged relationship where feelings and emotions seem very heightened and magnified. Both are very spiritual signs and will be drawn to an alternative lifestyle together and will judge each other rarely, and love each other permanently. They may not marry, but they will happily spend the rest of their lives together. Intellectual stimulation and friendship rules this couple first and foremost, but a healthy physical attraction is definitely there. They both sense what the other needs (for Scorpio, they need space and freedom, especially from judgment; for Pisces, they need attention, coddling, and adoration). Famous Couples: Kurt Russell (Pisces) and Goldie Hawn (Scorpio), Bruce Willis (Pisces) and Demi Moore (Scorpio), Michael Bolton (Pisces) and Nicollette Sheridan (Scorpio), Tom Arnold (Pisces) and Roseanne (Scorpio), Julia Cameron (Pisces) and Martin Scorsese (Scorpio), Elizabeth Taylor (Pisces) and Richard Burton (Scorpio), Alan Greenspan (Pisces) and Andrea Mitchell (Scorpio)

Worst Matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Pisces

Gemini’s mercurial wit and personality certainly charms the Pisces, who is mesmerized by Gemini’s social persona. Both signs are mutable, meaning they are able to adapt to the energy or changes in a room/environment. Their flexibility will be essential in making this pair last. Pisces may want to cling or attach themselves to Gemini’s rollercoaster ride—and it may last for a short while. That is, until the Gemini is tired of being bored by Pisces’ sensitive or possessive nature, desire to stay home, or depressive/quiet moods. The only thing Pisces would love to chat about non-stop is the way they are feeling about a situation, which is probably the quickest way to lose a Gemini who can’t STAND to talk about their feelings all the time and would probably prefer talking to a wall instead. Pisces can be too unreliable and unstable for Gemini, who needs a partner who will ground them and their flighty twins. That being said, if a Gemini has been wounded in love before, and craves a nurturing and committed soul, a Pisces may just fit the bill. Famous Couples: Seal (Pisces/Aquarius cusp) and Heidi Klum (Gemini), Drew Barrymore (Pisces) and Justin Long (Gemini), Ivana Trump (Pisces) and Donald Trump (Gemini), Drew Barrymore (Pisces) and Fabrizio Moretti (Gemini), Callista Gingrich (Pisces) and Newt Gingrich (Gemini)

Sagittarius and Pisces, at some point, will find themselves together. It doesn’t normally last long, and it normally doesn’t end well, but nonetheless, it is a trap they often fall into. Sagittarius falls for Pisces unworldly and imaginative persona. They are so intriguing and ethereal, that the Sagittarius feels challenged to “capture” the Pisces. It is important to note that this pairing is more common when the man is the Sagittarius and the woman is the Pisces. The female Pisces will fall for the charming Sagittarius man who is adventurous, funny and goal-oriented. As she is typically weak on those traits, she feels incredibly drawn to this “foreign” energy and wants to be a part of it for a while. Likewise, the Sagittarius man is humbled by the emotional, sensitive, and creative Pisces woman—she seems so delicate and charming and perfect. That is, until she starts crying because she doesn’t have his attention, or when she complains he doesn’t love her or show his emotions enough. The Sag gets annoyed by the wishy-washy Pisces and her inability to make a decision. Angers flare and the Pisces woman throws a bucket of water over the enraged fiery Sagittarius…and then it is over. Famous Couples: Chris Webber (Pisces) and Tyra Banks (Sag)

Leo is sexual and shows love and emotions easily (and demands a lot of attention), so at the very least, a Pisces and a Leo will not worry about expressing their feelings accordingly. Since Leo likes being in charge and telling others what to do, and Pisces is looking to be told what to do, this pair can actually work. HOWEVER, Leo hates whining and hates being held back by emotionally weakness, such as manipulation, depression, or moodiness. And Pisces do that oh-so-well. As long as Leo can handle Pisces’ emotional persona, and Pisces won’t take Leo’s bossiness as a symbol of domination, they may find love together. At the very least, they will find great sex. Famous Couples: Justin Beiber (Pisces) and Selena Gomez (Leo/Cancer Cusp), Tea Leoni (Pisces) and David Duchovny (Leo), Elizabeth Taylor (Pisces) and Eddie Fisher (Leo), Desi Arnaz (Pisces) and Lucille Ball (Leo), Lauren Graham (Pisces) and Peter Krause (Leo)

Two Pisces together is a disaster. Too many emotions, too little motivation, and far too little direction, leaves these two a complete mess together. Pisces needs a more practical counterpart (or backbone) to make it in this world. Famous Couples: Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig

Surprisingly Good Matches: Aquarius, Aries, Libra

Aquarius has a natural humanitarian instinct, which appeals to the nurturing Pisces. Yet, these two can have a limited fuse for one another. Aquarius tends to be too unemotional or unstable for the sensitive Pisces. While the Aquarius wants to be out and about, socialize and meet new people, the Pisces hates crowds or social events and prefers to be a loner and either stay at home, or watch and observe the crowd. Pisces do better in a one-on-one capacity with someone they know, and nothing, NOTHING, is as boring to an Aquarian as someone who doesn’t know how to carry a conversation with a complete stranger. Aquarius also tends to be a hard worker and puts in long hours at the office, always focusing on making money or vast improvements in the world. While Pisces respects this, they tend to thrive more on balance. Where they will understand one another is in trying to help mankind improve itself. They may pursue it from different angles (Aquarius thinks big, whereas Pisces thinks on a smaller scale), but pursue it they will. Both signs are incredibly charming, so they can channel their flirtatious personas into a very sexy relationship IF they are willing to understand one another’s differences and realize the treasure they have found in one another. If Aquarius is smart enough to acknowledge how lucky they are to have a soulful Pisces in their life to calm them down, and if Pisces is willing to admit they need Aquarius to motivate them to be the best person they can be, then they wouldn’t be such a bad couple after all. They could be great, in fact. Famous Couples: Jessica Biel (Pisces) and Justin Timberlake (Aquarius), Rachel Weisz (Pisces) and Darren Aronofsky (Aquarius), Elizabeth Taylor (Pisces) and John Warner (Aquarius), Stedman Graham (Pisces) and Oprah Winfrey (Aquarius), Paul Newman (Aquarius) and Joanne Woodward (Pisces)

Aries can be very superficial and needs to be in the spotlight at all times. Since Pisces can be turned off by excessive material wealth, this can be a weird match. BUT, if the man is the Aries in this picture, and the female is a Pisces, then there is some hope. A female Pisces loves being taken care of and loves feeling rich, decked out in jewels, fur coats, and expensive décor. She almost has a childlike delight at feeling like the princess in her own fairytale world. The Aries man thrives in providing her all of these things, especially since she looks so great in them and she is so appreciative of these gifts. He provides her not only with material security, but also a sense of adventure. If she doesn’t get jealous of his flirtatious character, and he doesn’t get bothered by her clingy behavior, they can really work well together. Famous Couples: Freddie Prinze Jr. (Pisces) and Sarah Michelle Gellar (Aries), Mitt Romney (Pisces) and Ann Romney (Aries)

Libra is all about harmony, balance, aesthetic pleasure, and peace. For this reason, Pisces can’t help but feel attracted to the world their charming Libra has created for them. As long as Pisces isn’t bothered by Libra’s social personality and constant over-analyzing, and Pisces doesn’t pull their infamous bouts of rage or temper tantrums, these two can co-exist very happily together. They just need to understand that their temperaments and personalities are different—but not different enough to give them a shot at trying it out. The Libra is a go-getter, planner and motivator. All of which are Pisces’ weakest traits. The Pisces is emotionally thoughtful, purposeful and sensitive, all of which can sometimes be Libra’s weakest traits. This pair can be a ying to the other’s yang if the stars are aligned correctly when they meet. Famous Couples: Chris Martin (Pisces) and Gwyneth Paltrow (Libra), Jon Bon Jovi (Pisces) and Dorothea Hurley (Libra), Dana Reeve (Pisces) and Christopher Reeve (Libra), Joel Madden (Pisces) and Hilary Duff (Libra)

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Presidential Wars: Virgo vs. Leo. Who will win?

It has been a long, and do I mean LONG, election cycle up to this point. Twists and turns at every corner, sparring candidates from the SAME party, nasty attack ads, crazy fans at rallies, hilarious SNL skits, and a lot of talk about moose burgers and Russia.

We are finally 2 weeks away from what is probably the most important election of our lifetime, and while the polls show that one candidate seems to have a clear advantage, you never know what will happen in those private voting booths. People may get lazy and not vote that day, or as Obama put it "don't get cocky" -- there could be delays reaching your polling centers, problems with submitting your vote (God we hope not; thankfully Mercury is OUT of retrograde during this election cycle, but hint: it was there during the infamous hanging chads election of 2000), or last minute change of hearts...after all, the deal that you make with the devil is often behind closed doors (or in this case, voting booths).

While Obama has the current edge on the political map, does he have the edge on the astrological charts? Let's see...

Obama is a Leo (August 4, 1961) as are some of our former American Presidents, and even a few notorious dictators and world leaders:

- Castro
- Napoleon
- Mussolini
- Herbert Hoover
- Bill Clinton
- Stanley Baldwin (English Prime Minister in the 1920s and 30s)
- Romano Prodi (President of European Commission)

Obama also has a Gemini Moon, which is what makes him so articulate and gifted in his oratory. Since Gemini rules communication, it is fair to say that Obama's ability to effectively communicate his message is thanks to Mercury's (Gemini's ruling planet) gift of the gab. John F. Kennedy, one of America's most popular and charismatic Presidents, was also a Gemini.

Obama is also currently in his 4 year, numerology-wise, which is the year of overcoming hurdles, challenges, and reaching overwhelming success despite many obstacles. It is a year where one works to start planning on long-term goals using strong will, intellect, and power. It isn't an easy ride, but definitely a necessary one. It is a time where you think "Who Am I?" and "Where Am I Going?" Inevitably this leads into "What Do I Do With My Life?" Certainly, running for President has given Obama a mouthful of what this yearly number tastes like. The incredible fulfillment you can attain from a 4 year sets the path for the rest of your numerological cycle (up through to 9, and then back to 1).

And next year, if he wins the election and is inaugurated President, he will be in his 5 year, which is GREAT for change, new experiences, travel, and learning. It is the second half of your numerological path that sets you on a completely different route than the previous 4. Courage and tough decisions are required, and much hard work lies ahead. This would be a great year, as President, to travel around the world and meet with foreign leaders to discuss policies, strategies, and cultural divides. Ironically, if Obama wins the 2008 election, the end of his first term will be his 8 year, and the beginning of his 2nd term (should he win) or the end of his Presidency (should he lose) would be his 9 year, which is normally marked by loneliness, introspection, and isolation.

Obama's running mate, Joe Biden, is a Scorpio (November 20, 1942). It's an interesting relationship when a Leo and a Scorpio join forces. This is a couple (in the business partnership sense, folks, I am not trying to start gossip) that is united by passion, common goals, and strong compatible convictions of a greater good. Leo likes to control and dominate, Scorpio does this as well in a more underhanded manner, but together, they like to create change, new possibilities, idealized situations, etc. While they may clash on who is in charge, or who steals the limelight, or who comes out on top, they ultimately are driven by a power greater than their own.

By the way, now may be a good time to insert that President Bill Clinton is a Leo, and his wife, Hillary, is a Scorpio.

Biden's Moon is in Taurus, which makes his Sun and Moon in opposing forces, and extremely stubborn. While they may seem to get along, a Leo/Gemini combo like Obama, with a Scorpio/Taurus combo like Biden, is not an easy match...not by a long shot. I could discuss this further, but I don't think you have the patience to read a novel. Check out the sites on the left hand toolbar, such as Cafe Astrology, or Susan Miller, to see why Leo & Scorpio, as well as Gemini & Taurus, can be challenging matches. Notice I said "challenging"...not "impossible."

Numerology-wise, Biden is currently in his 4 year, and in 2009 he will be in his 5 year. The aforementioned traits of your 5 year (see Obama's first year as President) make perfect sense for Biden's 2008...this was definitely a year of surprises, travel, new relationships, and learning curves for the surprising VP pick. In 2009, he will be in his 6 year, which is a year of home, family, balance, and healing. It is a year of reinvention; of not making promises, but rather, of holding on to what you love the most and being happy with your surroundings. It remains unclear, then, if this means that Obama/Biden may lose seeing as Biden's 6 year is not one for work, but rather, family.

OK, let's move on to McCain.

McCain is a Virgo (August 29, 1936), through and throughout. He is conservative, reclusive, stubborn in his views, and intelligent. The sense of loyalty he has, along with his notoriety for surrounding himself with only a few close advisers whom he explicitly trusts, is a very common Virgo trait. They don't have many friends because they take commitments of such a nature seriously...and they don't like to make commitments unless they plan to keep them (even to their own detriment). McCain's Moon is controversial. His mother says he was born around 9:00 a.m. on August 29th, while other reports show he could have been born around 6:25 p.m. If he was born the former time, he would have a Capricorn moon, which is another Earth sign (Virgo is an Earth sign), and would only further cement not only his conservative views, but also his ambition and determination to succeed. If he was born at 6:25 p.m., however, he would have an Aquarius moon, which would give an explanation for his humanitarian, idealistic goals, as well as his devotion to the government and military (as Aquarians are all about social work, aid, and duty). Either way, he is on the cusp of both as the Moon changes that day, which may help explain his dual-nature.

America has only had 2 Virgo Presidents, Johnson and Taft, so it has been a while since this country has felt the influence of that particular Sun sign.

Numerology-wise, McCain is in his 2 year now, and will be in his 3 year for what could be his first year as President in 2009. This bodes really well for him, but not necessarily in terms of winning a Presidency. Your 2 year is one of patience, interpersonal relationships, personal growth, and patience. Oops, did I already say patience? Let me say it again: PATIENCE. It is a year which can be highly frustrating if you push against destiny or try too hard, which we have seen with McCain's campaign blunders of late. Your 3 year, which would be McCain's first term as President, is a path of self-discovery and personal happiness. A year of "What Do I Want?" and facing opposing feelings of success and failure...normally, in the spotlight. Should McCain not win the election, it would make sense that 2009 will bring him much introspection and require him to make decisions that will make him "happy" after losing an important, and what is sure to be close, election.

His running mate, Sarah Palin, is an Aquarius (February 11, 1964) with an Aquarius moon, which makes her a double whammy astrologically speaking. She is a true Aquarius, which is why she creates so much controversy and attracts so much attention in the American media and press. Aquarians are charismatic and gifted with being able to gab about anything on the whim (whether it makes sense or not), as did our former Aquarius President, Ronald Reagan, who was known as "The Communicator." Aquarius is a controversial sign; they are high strung and highly opinionated, making them sometimes hard to work with in a group or team environment. They can be extremely condescending or dominating when they feel attacked, or when people don't agree with them. What "saves" Aquarians is that they truly love, and are passionate, about what they do and believe in, so people often give them a "free pass" on their neuroticism because they realize it comes from good intentions.

Now, with Palin having 2 major planets in Aquarius, we can only pray that McCain's moon is indeed in Aquarius should they win the nomination, as it will help them work together in a more collaborative manner. Otherwise we have a double-Earth President (who at worst is: stubborn, judgmental, philosophical, ambitious) with a double-Air VP (who at worst is: neurotic, unstable, emotionally volatile) running this country who don't agree on major issues and won't back down from their positions. Now, many Earth Signs and Air Signs actually end up together. It's mostly because they provide an interesting balance to one another: Earth needs to be less stubborn and rigid, while Air needs to be more grounded and stable. This pair is always attracted to one another in any type of relationship, be it sexual or professional. Whether they choose to make it work is up to their own ego's and pride.

In numerology, Palin is in her 5 year now, and in her 6 year in 2009, which is interesting because she is a step ahead of Obama, 2 steps ahead of McCain, and on THE EXACT SAME NUMEROLOGY PATH as Biden. Ironically, both Obama and McCain chose a similar running mate. The aforementioned traits of the 5 year make perfect sense for Palin's 2008...this was ALSO definitely a year of surprises, travel, new relationships, and learning curves for the virtually unknown Governor of Alaska who rarely traveled outside of her state prior to her nomination as McCain's VP. In 2009, she will be in her 6 year, which as mentioned before with Biden, is a year of home, family, balance, and healing. If McCain/Palin lose this election, it would make sense that Palin's focus in 2009 would be on family, rather than work.

One interesting thing to note: both Obama and McCain's destiny numbers (the number you have for your entire life, like your Sun sign) is 11. Normally, in numerology, you would reduce that to 2. But 11 is a master number, and there is only one other master number: 22. People whose birth life number (or destiny number) is 11 are marked with the very important duty of being spiritual healers and teachers. They are meant to bring unity to mankind and teach others about the world and how it should be. Ironically, both Obama and McCain share this unique (and it is indeed unique to have an 11 number) quality. While they may approach their "teachings" in different ways, it is no surprise they both use the platform of a Presidency to promote it.

Last but not least, another thing to factor is that the election will be held in Scorpio, on November 4th, and on that date, important aggressive planetary shifts occur between Saturn and Uranus. Many astrologers have been asked to speak on panels, or write to major newspapers, on what they believe will happen on Election Day and the subsequent January 2009 Inauguration Day. While the majority think Obama will win, despite a very difficult election and slim margin win (there is consensus that the winner may not be determined on Election Day itself), one thing most agree with: whoever wins the Election has a very dicey future ahead, notably on Inauguration Day. Tremendous concerns over the safety of the winning candidate, which they predict to be Obama, surrounds Inauguration Day, when violent planetary transitions suggest that the path to the nomination may be ominous and unfulfilled. Hopefully this is not the case, and boy do I hate to end on a scary note, but I am putting it all out there!

So what does all my astrological mumbo jumbo mean?

It means Obama will win. His birth chart and numerology, coupled with Biden's, is much more powerful than John McCain's. While it will not be an easy Presidency, it is his destiny to win it.


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