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The PISCES 4-1-1

Element: Water
Ruling Planet: Neptune, Jupiter
Quality: Mutable
Nature: Negative, Feminine
Symbol: Fish

Health Alert: Pisces rule the feet and its structural bones and toes. They must be careful with sprains, stubbed toes, ankle issues, bunions, or broken bones. Since many Pisces are avid runners, dancers or sports-enthusiasts, they need to learn to guard their feet to avoid permanent damage or invasive surgery. Internally, Pisces rule the lymphatic system. They must take caution when it comes to internal inflammation, gland functions in general, and problems with drugs. Allergic reactions to drugs, and a susceptibility to addictions, can become a serious issue for Pisces, who use drugs and alcohol to escape reality or numb themselves from their intense emotions. These said emotions can cause Pisces to struggle with depression and psychosomatic illnesses more often than not. Most of their health issues stem from emotional distress, and as such, they tend to have a weak immune system to fight off colds, flu, sinus infections, or other illnesses. Therapeutic ways of avoiding addictive tendencies and reducing stress on the body would be yoga or Pilates, which most Pisces love because it helps them to feel spiritually aligned as well. Last but not least, Pisces tend to indulge in expensive tastes when it comes to rich foods. They should be wary of excessive drinking and eating, especially late night. Their bodies have a delicate system and their metabolism is a bit weaker than most.

Where to Find a Pisces: performing on-stage, whether it be a dance production, musical collaboration, or play. They are heavily involved in the arts, so when they aren’t on stage, they can likely be found working late hours in an art or dance studio, reading in a bookstore, rehearsing their lines with a cast mate, cooking in a restaurant, or attending a lecture on religion or philosophy. You may also find a lot of Pisces working in marketing or graphic design firms, as they get to apply their artistic skills in a corporate environment. You can also find them near water (ocean, lake, etc) meditating or just watching the scenery while writing down their latest poem or chapter in their novel. Most Pisceans are involved in charity work and the Church, so an easy target would be to go to a worship service or sign up for volunteer work in your area (animal shelters, soup kitchens, mentoring programs, campaign fundraising, etc). New Age workshops, readings, or events is a prime target for the typical Pisces, who is very in-tune with alternative lifestyles. This said lifestyle leads them to organic food markets and grocery stores, too. If all else fails, you are guaranteed to find a Pisces in a yoga or Pilates studio (and probably, they are teaching the class!).

How to Spot a Pisces: they are fairly easy to spot because they tend to stand out like a sore thumb in a crowd. Many of them have light eyes that are soft and soulful, which they use to analyze the environment around them. They won’t be the loud person in the room always talking. In fact, they will be the quiet one you have to draw out of their shell. Once they are drawn out, they can be quite witty and charming, surprising most people. A hearty laugh that throws their head back, and frequent movements of their head is also a noticeable trait (that “huh? me?” what?” movement). It’s almost as if they look like someone has splashed water on their face. Their faces, and facial movements, are quite expressive when they become animated—otherwise, they can look like a deer in headlights most of the time. They may wave their arms around when they talk as well, almost as if they are dancing or giving a grand speech in their head at the same time that they are sitting down and talking to you about their day. The women are drawn to floral prints and very feminine pieces (sheer fabrics, summer dresses, scarves, subdued prints, etc) that allow them to move easily and comfortably. The less glamorous Pisces woman will wear jeans and a fleece jacket or t-shirt all the time (and some kind of creative addition, like a scarf around their head, a cool/different piece of jewelry, or a fun headband) or have a more hippy look (flowing printed dresses an earth tones), and the more glamorous will have no problem decking herself out in jewels, a fur coat, and a plunging neckline showing her curvy figure (think of Elizabeth Taylor when she was young). She uses her clothes to define herself as either a sexy siren or a natural beauty. The men love wearing blues and greens, and will often be in khakis or some other relaxed-wear. In business, they are always in sharp suits and have impeccable taste. They like to look good—it helps them charm the women more so that they can get what they want!

How to Attract a Pisces: have a kind heart, an interest in the arts and in their passion for the arts, and be attractive. Pisces are very visual and don’t like things that look messy or in disarray—it throws them off balance. If you are a good soul, with a strong will, they will fall madly in love with you. Typically, a Pisces is first attracted sexually, but will wait to get to know you better before really falling in love (Do you have the same interests? Are you spiritual? Do you respect yourself? Are you a family person?). Ironically, even though Pisces are attracted to pretty people, they are turned off by materialistic ones. A Pisces man loves an attractive, feminine woman, but if she spends too much money on shoes, bags, or clothes, or expects that he spends his money on her, he is quickly turned off. He will view her motives as selfish, materialistic, and greedy. A Pisces woman is always looking for a man who is put together and successful. She needs to feel secure and taken care of, and a well dressed man with a good bank account is definitely the route to her heart, even if he can be slightly selfish or self-involved, she falls for his charms. The general rule of thumb, however, is just to be a good, nice person—someone that a Pisces considers to be honest, virtuous, and loyal. A wicked sense of humor will also help you. Many Pisces are in the entertainment industry, notably as comedians or actors, and love making people laugh. You should take to heart that Pisces have very volatile emotions, as well. This means they can be obsessed with you one moment, and disinterested in the next. Be willing to ride their emotional waves (and sometimes, tsunamis) if you want to spend a lifetime together.

How to Lose a Pisces: being more emotionally erratic than they are, loud, or pretentious, is a great way to get rid of your Pisces. They may hang in there for a while because they dig a little bit of the crazy (they are crazy too, after all), but they will quickly swim upstream after a short while. They loathe nasty behavior, ugly people, negative personalities, and irresponsible partners. Female Pisces are looking for a strong, alpha male to protect them; male Pisces are looking for a feminine, faithful and kind-hearted alpha female to nourish them. It’s really that simple. So, if you don’t fall within the lines, you simply don’t matter to a Pisces.

FAMOUS PISCES

FAMOUS PISCES
Clockwise: Javier Bardem, Glenn Close, Daniel Craig, Jessica Biel, Benicio del Toro, Eva Longoria, Justin Bieber, Drew Barrymore, Michael Cain, Rachel Weisz, Steve Jobs, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Billy Crystal, Queen Latifah, Spike Lee, Chelsea Handler, Mitt Romney, Chelsea Clinton, Ralph Nader, Elizabeth Taylor, Albert Einstein, Liza Minnelli, Alan Greenspan, Rue McClanahan, Rob Lowe, Lauren Graham, Bruce Willis, Juliette Binoche, Kurt Russell, Cindy Crawford, Bon Jovi, Vanessa Williams

The PISCES Best & Worst List

Best Qualities: intuitive, nurturing and soulful, Pisces have a way about them that makes people drawn to them. Whether it is because they are mysterious, seem innocent, or make people feel coddled and needed, they are like Mother Nature radiating warmth and harmony. Romantic and charming, Pisces easily find partners in their life to fulfill their needs. Their creativity is limitless, whether they are a male or a female. Male Pisces tend to focus more on cooking or music, and are therefore often found running a kitchen or writing their own music and/or playing an instrument of their choice. Their girlfriends have swooned over their emotional sensitivity and way with words—especially when they put the words in a romantic poem or song while playing their guitar. Female Pisces are more apt to write (poems, short stories) or be an artist or dancer. They have a strong need to use their sense of touch and their free spirit in their creative endeavors and are not afraid to express themselves through dancing, painting, or singing. Regardless of their sex, Pisces are extremely expressive on paper and often live in a fantasy world. Their artistic inclinations just make them very different from the average Joe (or Jane). Their emotions are so strong and finely tuned that, when they become too overwhelming, they can turn them into something beautiful, if they so desire. Inclined to spirituality and New Age beliefs, Pisces is a sign that is typically psychic and somewhat mystical. As the oldest sign of the Zodiac that is also connected astrologically to Jesus Christ, they have profound wisdom and beliefs in a higher power. Many Pisces are strongly linked to churches and religious leaders, and/or are involved in charitable works, volunteering, holistic healing, or counseling.

Worst Qualities: Pisces live in a fantasy world that makes it seem as if they are oh-so-mysterious (people can’t help but wonder “what ARE they thinking about?”), but the reality is that they are so confused about how they feel that they very rarely can make a decision about which mood they are in or which direction to go. Indecisiveness is a big challenge for Pisces and can sometimes render them immutable and left whining and throwing a tantrum because they simply can’t decide between hot and cold, happy or sad, left or right. As fickle as a child, their decisions and actions are at the beck and call of their mood de jour. Making a commitment to a decision, feeling, or idea can be excruciating for them and they end up delegating the decision to someone else. Pisces say that they hate hurting someone’s feelings, but the truth is that many of them get a sadistic kick out of hurting the ones they love. They can be completely self-absorbed and self-centered, so it is hard for them to strike a fine balance between making a decision that is best for them while still making it seem as if they are putting other people’s feelings into consideration. Violent tempers, mood swings, possessive, and addictive personalities are very common to Pisces. Many are apt to deal with depression, jealousies, and feelings of inadequacy or unexplained sadness. Sometimes living in their own fantasy world with their head in the clouds makes the landing on Earth a crash and burn reality. Pisces need to learn to not transfer their own feelings of unhappiness or inadequacy onto their loved ones, or they may end up terribly alone. Also, when a Pisces has made up their mind, they can be incredibly loyal to that decision, which can be a heavy burden on those who don’t agree.

Best Matches: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn, Cancer, Scorpio

Taurus thrives in the home and needs to feel protected, secure, and loved. Taurus, after all, is in love with the idea of love—wishing that the world is full of romance and sex. In comes Pisces, who, with a wave of a wand, can make all their dreams seem true. Both signs are also drawn to the intensity of touch and are very ethereal. They aren’t afraid to explore their sexuality together and see what happens in the bedroom. Spiritual conversations, intense emotional bonds, and a sense of comfort comes easily when these two signs are paired together. They will be best friends and lovers, which is, after all, the sweetest thing. Famous Couples: Javier Bardem (Pisces) and Penelope Cruz (Taurus), Cindy Crawford (Pisces) and Randy Gerber (Taurus), Eva Longoria (Pisces) and Tony Parker (Taurus), Liza Minnelli (Pisces) and David Gest (Taurus)

Virgo is Pisces perfect astrological opposite. This is to say that they can either be a great couple, or a horrible one. While Pisces may find making a decision hard, Virgo is more apt to say “this is what you do and how you do it.” And when both are stuck for a decision, the over-analytical Virgo and the dreamlike Pisces can sit together for hours arriving at the best decision and exploring all the pro’s and con’s of the situation. Virgo enjoys Pisces mystical and seemingly innocent (and slightly neurotic) side; Pisces delights in Virgo’s purity and strength. Virgo is always reliable when it comes to Pisces because a Virgo always feels the need to protect or nurture their wounded partner. However, Virgo can easily become annoyed with Pisces’ inconsistencies and inability to make decisions. Pisces can feel over-analyzed and criticized by Virgo. The truth is that both are at fault here by simply being who they are. Famous Couples: Cindy Crawford (Pisces) and Richard Gere (Virgo), Emily Blunt (Pisces) and Michael Buble (Virgo)

Capricorn’s drive, stamina, and discipline provide the backbone that the Pisces has always been searching for. Capricorns know how to get things done and get them done right, especially in business and finance. They seldom question their actions and just go for it, something which a Pisces can’t help but admire. Also, since Pisces tends to spend money a bit more recklessly, they benefit greatly by Capricorn’s shrewd financial planning and investment advice. So what does the Pisces bring to the table? Capricorns tend to be aloof and not evolved emotionally speaking—these goats can be a bit too harsh and cold while climbing to the top of that mountain. That’s where Pisces comes in, softening the rough edges of the Capricorn and calming them down, telling them when they are being inappropriate, mean, or too damn cold-hearted. Famous Couples: Penny Lancaster (Pisces) and Rod Stewart (Capricorn), Christine Baumgartner (Pisces) and Kevin Costner (Capricorn), Pat Nixon (Pisces) and Richard Nixon (Capricorn)

Cancer will feel at home in Pisces deep emotional waters; these two literally are as happy as a crab (Cancer) and a fish (Pisces) swimming together in the vast ocean. They are both emotional, sensitive and moody, and feel as if they have found their perfect soul mate in each other. Whether it is staying at home for a nice evening by candlelight, or reading a book in the corner of the living room while sipping on a nightcap, these two simply enjoy each other’s comforting presence. Cancer is a very witty and driven sign, as is Pisces, and together their conversations will flow smoothly and easily. More importantly, neither sign is afraid to call the other out on their BS, and knows when to leave well enough alone. Their union will be mystical, and their bond intensive and somewhat possessive, but that’s how they both roll when it comes to love. At the very least, both of them will be able to understand each other’s emotional volatility. Famous Couples: Kurt Cobain (Pisces) and Courtney Love (Cancer), Johnny Cash (Pisces) and June Carter Cash (Cancer), Vanessa Williams (Pisces) and Rick Fox (Cancer)

Scorpio’s more intense, sensual qualities invigorate Pisces to feel more sexual and sensual—these two will certainly have a romantically charged relationship where feelings and emotions seem very heightened and magnified. Both are very spiritual signs and will be drawn to an alternative lifestyle together and will judge each other rarely, and love each other permanently. They may not marry, but they will happily spend the rest of their lives together. Intellectual stimulation and friendship rules this couple first and foremost, but a healthy physical attraction is definitely there. They both sense what the other needs (for Scorpio, they need space and freedom, especially from judgment; for Pisces, they need attention, coddling, and adoration). Famous Couples: Kurt Russell (Pisces) and Goldie Hawn (Scorpio), Bruce Willis (Pisces) and Demi Moore (Scorpio), Michael Bolton (Pisces) and Nicollette Sheridan (Scorpio), Tom Arnold (Pisces) and Roseanne (Scorpio), Julia Cameron (Pisces) and Martin Scorsese (Scorpio), Elizabeth Taylor (Pisces) and Richard Burton (Scorpio), Alan Greenspan (Pisces) and Andrea Mitchell (Scorpio)

Worst Matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Pisces

Gemini’s mercurial wit and personality certainly charms the Pisces, who is mesmerized by Gemini’s social persona. Both signs are mutable, meaning they are able to adapt to the energy or changes in a room/environment. Their flexibility will be essential in making this pair last. Pisces may want to cling or attach themselves to Gemini’s rollercoaster ride—and it may last for a short while. That is, until the Gemini is tired of being bored by Pisces’ sensitive or possessive nature, desire to stay home, or depressive/quiet moods. The only thing Pisces would love to chat about non-stop is the way they are feeling about a situation, which is probably the quickest way to lose a Gemini who can’t STAND to talk about their feelings all the time and would probably prefer talking to a wall instead. Pisces can be too unreliable and unstable for Gemini, who needs a partner who will ground them and their flighty twins. That being said, if a Gemini has been wounded in love before, and craves a nurturing and committed soul, a Pisces may just fit the bill. Famous Couples: Seal (Pisces/Aquarius cusp) and Heidi Klum (Gemini), Drew Barrymore (Pisces) and Justin Long (Gemini), Ivana Trump (Pisces) and Donald Trump (Gemini), Drew Barrymore (Pisces) and Fabrizio Moretti (Gemini), Callista Gingrich (Pisces) and Newt Gingrich (Gemini)

Sagittarius and Pisces, at some point, will find themselves together. It doesn’t normally last long, and it normally doesn’t end well, but nonetheless, it is a trap they often fall into. Sagittarius falls for Pisces unworldly and imaginative persona. They are so intriguing and ethereal, that the Sagittarius feels challenged to “capture” the Pisces. It is important to note that this pairing is more common when the man is the Sagittarius and the woman is the Pisces. The female Pisces will fall for the charming Sagittarius man who is adventurous, funny and goal-oriented. As she is typically weak on those traits, she feels incredibly drawn to this “foreign” energy and wants to be a part of it for a while. Likewise, the Sagittarius man is humbled by the emotional, sensitive, and creative Pisces woman—she seems so delicate and charming and perfect. That is, until she starts crying because she doesn’t have his attention, or when she complains he doesn’t love her or show his emotions enough. The Sag gets annoyed by the wishy-washy Pisces and her inability to make a decision. Angers flare and the Pisces woman throws a bucket of water over the enraged fiery Sagittarius…and then it is over. Famous Couples: Chris Webber (Pisces) and Tyra Banks (Sag)

Leo is sexual and shows love and emotions easily (and demands a lot of attention), so at the very least, a Pisces and a Leo will not worry about expressing their feelings accordingly. Since Leo likes being in charge and telling others what to do, and Pisces is looking to be told what to do, this pair can actually work. HOWEVER, Leo hates whining and hates being held back by emotionally weakness, such as manipulation, depression, or moodiness. And Pisces do that oh-so-well. As long as Leo can handle Pisces’ emotional persona, and Pisces won’t take Leo’s bossiness as a symbol of domination, they may find love together. At the very least, they will find great sex. Famous Couples: Justin Beiber (Pisces) and Selena Gomez (Leo/Cancer Cusp), Tea Leoni (Pisces) and David Duchovny (Leo), Elizabeth Taylor (Pisces) and Eddie Fisher (Leo), Desi Arnaz (Pisces) and Lucille Ball (Leo), Lauren Graham (Pisces) and Peter Krause (Leo)

Two Pisces together is a disaster. Too many emotions, too little motivation, and far too little direction, leaves these two a complete mess together. Pisces needs a more practical counterpart (or backbone) to make it in this world. Famous Couples: Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig

Surprisingly Good Matches: Aquarius, Aries, Libra

Aquarius has a natural humanitarian instinct, which appeals to the nurturing Pisces. Yet, these two can have a limited fuse for one another. Aquarius tends to be too unemotional or unstable for the sensitive Pisces. While the Aquarius wants to be out and about, socialize and meet new people, the Pisces hates crowds or social events and prefers to be a loner and either stay at home, or watch and observe the crowd. Pisces do better in a one-on-one capacity with someone they know, and nothing, NOTHING, is as boring to an Aquarian as someone who doesn’t know how to carry a conversation with a complete stranger. Aquarius also tends to be a hard worker and puts in long hours at the office, always focusing on making money or vast improvements in the world. While Pisces respects this, they tend to thrive more on balance. Where they will understand one another is in trying to help mankind improve itself. They may pursue it from different angles (Aquarius thinks big, whereas Pisces thinks on a smaller scale), but pursue it they will. Both signs are incredibly charming, so they can channel their flirtatious personas into a very sexy relationship IF they are willing to understand one another’s differences and realize the treasure they have found in one another. If Aquarius is smart enough to acknowledge how lucky they are to have a soulful Pisces in their life to calm them down, and if Pisces is willing to admit they need Aquarius to motivate them to be the best person they can be, then they wouldn’t be such a bad couple after all. They could be great, in fact. Famous Couples: Jessica Biel (Pisces) and Justin Timberlake (Aquarius), Rachel Weisz (Pisces) and Darren Aronofsky (Aquarius), Elizabeth Taylor (Pisces) and John Warner (Aquarius), Stedman Graham (Pisces) and Oprah Winfrey (Aquarius), Paul Newman (Aquarius) and Joanne Woodward (Pisces)

Aries can be very superficial and needs to be in the spotlight at all times. Since Pisces can be turned off by excessive material wealth, this can be a weird match. BUT, if the man is the Aries in this picture, and the female is a Pisces, then there is some hope. A female Pisces loves being taken care of and loves feeling rich, decked out in jewels, fur coats, and expensive décor. She almost has a childlike delight at feeling like the princess in her own fairytale world. The Aries man thrives in providing her all of these things, especially since she looks so great in them and she is so appreciative of these gifts. He provides her not only with material security, but also a sense of adventure. If she doesn’t get jealous of his flirtatious character, and he doesn’t get bothered by her clingy behavior, they can really work well together. Famous Couples: Freddie Prinze Jr. (Pisces) and Sarah Michelle Gellar (Aries), Mitt Romney (Pisces) and Ann Romney (Aries)

Libra is all about harmony, balance, aesthetic pleasure, and peace. For this reason, Pisces can’t help but feel attracted to the world their charming Libra has created for them. As long as Pisces isn’t bothered by Libra’s social personality and constant over-analyzing, and Pisces doesn’t pull their infamous bouts of rage or temper tantrums, these two can co-exist very happily together. They just need to understand that their temperaments and personalities are different—but not different enough to give them a shot at trying it out. The Libra is a go-getter, planner and motivator. All of which are Pisces’ weakest traits. The Pisces is emotionally thoughtful, purposeful and sensitive, all of which can sometimes be Libra’s weakest traits. This pair can be a ying to the other’s yang if the stars are aligned correctly when they meet. Famous Couples: Chris Martin (Pisces) and Gwyneth Paltrow (Libra), Jon Bon Jovi (Pisces) and Dorothea Hurley (Libra), Dana Reeve (Pisces) and Christopher Reeve (Libra), Joel Madden (Pisces) and Hilary Duff (Libra)

Thursday, July 23, 2009

I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself...

During the summertime, people tend to focus primarily on vacation, relaxation, sun, and fun. But something we tend to think of more, but talk about less, is our focus on finding a better job when the Fall comes. Think about it: how often do people change jobs in the Summer? Right -- it's rare. Why bother finding or taking on a new job now, when you can stay in your current, comfortable job (with earned PTO available for vacation)? Even if your current job isn't all that comfortable, you know what they say -- "The devil that you know is better than the devil that you don't [know]."

But the devil is also in the details. And since Summer tends to be slow for most people, workload-wise, it is an ideal time to start writing up a list of "must-have's" in your next dream job, along with a list of potential great places to work. Do all the leg-work NOW so that when Fall comes around, and companies are hiring, and people are quitting, you are able to jump into the applicant pool, feet first.

Now, of course, I know that professions are not determined by your astrological sign. There is no such thing as an exclusive job for a sign, but there IS such a thing as an ideal job for a sign.

Even if you aren't looking to make a job switch, aren't you slightly curious to know whether or not your profession is on your sign's "top ten list"? And if you don't believe me, believe the famous people who followed their astrologically pre-destined path.

Capricorn: your quest for the truth and for power, fame, and recognition, make you an ideal attorney, reporter, or senior level executive. Politics may also appeal to you as you like to problem-solve and dominate others. You tend to do quite well in positions that allow you to manage, control, and budget money and forecasts. While you are conservative in nature, you also know when it is smart to take risks -- calculated risks. You like it when things work, and you also like it when you can figure out solutions to intricate problems. Eccentric in your style, and obsessed with jewelry, shoes, and accessories, you are often drawn to the world of fashion, setting a strong name for yourself in originality and class. Famous Capricorn: Meredith Viera, Matt Lauer, Katie Couric, J. Edgar Hoover, Woodrow Wilson, Richard Nixon, Benjamin Franklin, Andy Rooney, Barry Goldwater, J D Salinger, Mao Zedong, Robert E Lee, Walter F Mondale, Carolina Herrera

Aquarius: your passionate beliefs that all men are created equal, and that humans are meant to help and serve one another, end up putting you more often than not in humanitarian positions that focus on social injustices, equal rights, and helping out the underdog. Your often radical views on society are best expressed in written format. You would easily make a great writer, social worker, politician, pro bono lawyer, or director of a non-profit organization. Indeed, more U.S. Presidents were Aquarians than any other sign. While you like to dwell in theory, you use it mostly to help you determine or uncover the hard facts. Scientific research is therefore something you are naturally drawn to. On a "materialistic" note, you would be great as a designer or personal shopper since you like to spot trends and take fashion risks. This may also help you in artistic endeavors, such as painting or sculpting. Famous Aquarius: Abraham Lincoln, Franklin Roosevelt, Ronald Reagan, Norman Rockwell, Christian Dior, Thomas Edison, Galileo, Charles Darwin, Oprah Winfrey, Ayn Rand, Dan Quayle, Bill Maher, Charles Dickens, Dick Cheney, Gertrude Stein, Sarah Palin

Pisces: you struggle to make sense of a world that is violent, temperamental, and unfair. Thinking, writing, or day-dreaming about theories, concepts, ideologies, and religious beliefs tend to motivate you. Your belief in the supernatural and new age world draws you towards unconventional wisdoms and beliefs. Many Pisces are very intuitive and psychic. Your emotions run strong and can control you entirely. You may turn to music or art to fully express yourself when words alone are not enough. Acting is also a great outlet for you -- you can "be" someone else to fully understand human emotions better. As your temper can run hot and cold, you would best be placed in a position where you felt you were serving a greater good -- something greater than yourself. Your challenge will be to let go of your lust for more money, materialistic wealth, and drugs (for the escape). Ideal careers would be a religious servant (priest, nun, preacher, etc), psychic, teacher, yoga/Pilates instructor, school counselor, psychologist, writer, musician, actor, or artist. Famous Pisces: Michelangelo, Dr. Seuss, Handel, Albert Einstein, Ansel Adams, B F Skinner, George Washington, Henrik Ibsen, James Taylor, John Steinbeck, Johnny Cash, Kurt Cobain, Nat King Cole, Ralph Nader, Victor Hugo, Andrew Jackson, Elizabeth Taylor, Glenn Close

Aries: a flare for bold ideas, concepts, and designs, you thrive in creative settings where you can explore and push past the limits of what is considered conventional. You love fashion and design -- not just in the clothes industry, but also in architecture, landscaping, music, and art. When it comes to music, you are fascinated with learning how to play instruments, or applying sound theory to song sheets. Your persuasive and charming personality also make you terrific salespeople and politicians; however, when it comes to politics, Aries push the envelope against the "establishment." They go for bold reform and focus on "big concepts" rather than small details. Money motivates you because it allows you to buy the finer things in life. Working for other people is tough; you prefer to lead rather than to be led. Roles that allow you to be the director are ideal because you can lead, and apply creative undertakings to reach your goals. Thinking inside the box, or sitting at a desk in front of a computer cranking out repetitive tasks, is NOT for you. If arts is not your thing (rare), you apply your creativity in the world of science and invention. Ideal careers would be film director, museum director, artist, designer, politician, musician/singer, policy director, or salesperson. Famous Aries: Barbara Kingsolver, Billie Holiday, Celine Dion, Colin Powell, Al Gore, David Letterman, Diana Ross, Elton John, Francis Ford Coppola, Adolf Hitler, Hugh Hefner, Jackie Chan, Kofi Annan, Leonardo Da Vinci, Maya Angelou, Quentin Tarantino, Robert Frost, Thomas Jefferson

Taurus: creative and sensual in nature, you love artistic endeavors and working in any career that allows you to work with your hands. You are fascinated with the concept of touch and healing and are drawn to alternative medicines. Words inspire you and interest you -- you love editing and playing with words to achieve maximum impact. This skill allows you to be an extremely prolific writer, poet, or musician. Many of you also study English literature, or are drawn to the field of grammar and language. Money motivates you because you crave financial security and independence. You enjoy the finer things in life, but you also know what your financial limits are. In the corporate world, you do well as you see how budgets should work and why they often fail. You are good with predicting markets (after all, you are the Bull of the Zodiac!) and spotting financial trends. Homes are the very essence of security, so many of you end up in real estate to combine your financial talents along with your artistic pursuits. Ideal careers would be massage therapist, English teacher, speechwriter, editor, writer, artist, musician, athlete, financial analyst, real estate agent, stock market analyst, trader. Famous Taurus: Barbra Streisand, Benjamin Spock, Billy Joel, Bono, Catherine the Great, Charlotte Bronte, Cher, Dante Alighieri, David Beckham, Duke Ellington, Ella Fitzgerald, Enya, Halston, J Robert Oppenheimer, James Beard, Jay Leno, Jerry Seinfeld, Karl Marx, Madeleine Albright, Malcolm X, Michael Moore, Robert Browning, Salvador Dali, Sigmund Freud, Shirley Mclaine, Tony Blair, William Shakespeare, Reggie Jackson, Tony Hawk, Harper Lee, Brooks Robinson, Andre Agassi

Gemini: quick-witted and an expert in communications, you tend to succeed immensely in the fields of media, writing, and speech. Writing is your primary strength, whether it be for speeches, magazines, books, poems, articles, songs, or scripts. Able to experience and feel such a wide range of emotions, many of you find yourselves drawn to the world of acting as a way to express all the emotions you have inside you, but aren't always able to tap into. Known for your two personalities, it is easy to "switch" into a role or character at whim. Persuasive and charming, you are also a natural salesperson or politician -- you read people well and understand how to "reach through" to someone to get what you want. Ideal careers are actor, writer, entertainer (comedian), songwriter, politician, salesperson, psychologist. Famous Gemini: Angelina Jolie, Anne Frank, Annette Bening, Barbara Bush, Billy Wilder, Bop Hope, Boy George, Clint Eastwood, Brooke Shields, Che Guavara, Dean Martin, Donald Trump, Federico Garcia Lorca, Frank Lloyd Wright, George Bush, Harriet Beecher Stowe, Heidi Klum, Ian McEwan, Joan Collins, John Edwards, John F Kennedy, Johnny Depp, Josephine Baker, Judy Garland, Laurence Olivier, Lenny Kravitz, Liam Neeson, Lillian Hellman, Marilyn Monroe, Michael J Fox, Mike Myers, Miles Davis, Nicole Kidman, Patti LaBelle, Paula Abdul, Paul McCartney, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Robert Ludlum, Thomas Hardy, Thomas Fuller, Thomas Mann, Walt Whitman, Alanis Morissette

Cancer: drawn to power, structure, and military strength, many of you are drawn to fields in the military or government. You are interested in the improvement of social structure and political welfare. Indeed, most Cancer's are drawn to politics for the pursuit of change and enactment of policies. Many of you, however, shy away from war and politics and opt for a more spiritual path. This path leads you to holistic healing, new age concepts, psychology, counseling, and childcare. You are a healer and are drawn to helping victims, or rooting for the underdog. Many of you work with homeless people, women's shelters, hospitals, animal clinics, nursery schools, etc. Science and medicine fascinates the typical Cancer, who is always intrigued to find a "cure" for an illness, whether that cure comes from conventional or non-conventional methods. Writing, poetry, and plays in specific, is an outlet for you to grieve and release your strong emotions. Ideal careers are government official, officer, political activist, politician, doctor, nurse, therapist, poet, playwright, counselor, spiritual counselor, veterinarian, teacher, massage therapist, director of a non-profit, psychic. Famous Cancer: Alfred Kinsey, Bill Cosby, Bob Dole, Calvin Coolidge, Cecil Rhodes, Dalai Lama, Donald Rumsfeld, Ernest Hemingway, Estee Lauder, Franz Kafka, George Orwell, George W Bush, Helen Keller, Henry David Thoreau, Jean Jacques Rousseau, Jessica Simpson, John Calvin, John D Rockefeller, John Quincy Adams, Marcel Proust, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Nelson Mandela, Pablo Neruda, Richard Branson, Ross Perot, Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Tom Stoppard, W B Yeats, Angela Merkel, Princess Diana

Leo: strong, charismatic, and opinionated, you search for a career that allows you to lead in one form or another. Whether leadership happens in the private or public sector, it doesn't matter. You are just as comfortable in a corporate office as you are in a government body, as long as you have the power to steer the ship and enforce actions. Drawn to power and wealth, you are unstoppable once you form a mission or plan. Willing to take risks, many of you are entrepreneurs, especially since you are not good as employees who say "yes, sir" or "yes, ma'm" in a structured organization. Also fascinated with beauty and style, you tend to be highly creative and exotic in nature, drawn to fashion and beauty. Thrilled to be in the center of attention, acting is also a comfortable world for you to live in as you tend to crave adoration. Ideal careers are politician, president, senior executive management, fashion designer, entrepreneur, jewelry designer, actor, creative writer, film director. Famous Leo: Andy Warhol, Barack Obama, Benito Mussolini, Benjamin Harrison, Bill Clinton, Coco Chanel, Emiliano Zapata, Emily Bronte, Fidel Castro, George Bernard Shaw, Henry Ford, Herbert Hoover, JK Rowling, Jennifer Lopez, John Howard, Madonna, Napoleon Bonaparte, Peter Jennings, Roman Polanski, Stanley Kubrick, Stanley Baldwin, Alfred Hitchcock, Martha Stewart

Virgo: organization, logic, and structure are very important for the scientific workings of your mind. Many of you find yourselves in lab rooms, hospitals, or research centers trying to uncover medical mysteries or find cures. Drawn by this "martyrdom" personality of needing to help others at any cost, you are also apt to be a doctor, nurse, or therapist. If not involved in the physical aspect of healing, then you will wander over to the mental side of healthcare and work as a counselor or spiritual guide. On an academic level, many of you study philosophy, religion, or policy in an attempt to understand the psychology of the world at large. Injustices of any kind are intolerable to the Virgo mind, and if need be, you will fight for what you believe to be right. This fight may occur on the battlefield, in the courtroom, on the pages of your next novel or collection of poems, or as an actor in a film. Wherever you see fit to get your message across. On a materialistic plane, you are obsessed with order, symmetry, and classic styles. Many of you are involved in fashion design or layout. Drawn to physical activity, many Virgo's are also famous athletes. Ideal careers are athlete, doctor, nurse, therapist, philosopher, policy expert, attorney, paralegal, writer, fashion designer, scientist, event planner. Famous Virgo: Beyonce, Bruce Springsteen, Cameron Diaz, Charlie Parker, Colin Firth, Faith Hill, Fiona Apple, Guy Ritchie, Henry Ford, Hugh Grant, Ivan Pavlov, Jane Addams, John Locke, Lance Armstrong, Leo Tolstoy, Michael Jackson, Mother Teresa, Queen Elizabeth I, Van Morrison, William Howard Taft, Warren Buffet, Ted Williams, Roger Maris, Jesse Owens, Arnold Palmer, Andy Roddick, Tom Ford

Libra: harmony, beauty, and style motivate the typical Libra, whose appeal to art and class is unparallel to any other sign. Fashion and design compel you; you hate not looking your best. Beauty and cosmetics are a hobby for you -- transforming ugly ducklings into beautiful swans motivates you more than money would. Also in the "creative world", you love food and cooking. Anything that allows you to explore creating new things or preparing a feast for the senses. Able to see both sides of an argument, and feel compassion for both teams, you do well as a judge or mediator. Interested in positive human work conditions, the world of human resources also fascinates you -- how can you provide better resources, premium healthcare, and quality of life to your staff? Ideal careers are judge, mediator, fashion designer, interior designer, chef, nutritionist, wardrobe consultant, human resources, manager. Famous Libra: Ralph Lauren, Anita Roddick, Avril Lavigne, Benita Valente, Catherine Zeta Jones, Donna Karan, F Scott Fitzgerald, Nietzsche, Guiseppe Verdi, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jim Henson, Jimmy Carter, John Lennon, Johnny Carson, Julie Andrews, Le Corbusier, Pavarotti, Ghandi, Cervantes, Berlusconi, Suzanne Somers, William Douglas, William Penn, Putin, Truman Capote

Scorpio: drawn to the dark and mysterious side of human nature, especially the concept of death and rebirth, you are naturally inclined to pursue careers in the field of psychology, religious studies, anthropology, and supernatural phenomenon. Strong in character, and knowledgeable about world events and history, you also immerse yourself in the world of politics and foreign affairs. Research is a hobby for you -- you like to find all the nuances and details of any given story or fact. Technical details and advances in technology fascinate you. You like seeing how the pieces make the whole. As you are scared, and yet oddly attracted, to death and its many mysteries, the field of medicine fascinates and terrifies you all at once. Ideal careers are doctor, nurse, historian, scholar, theologian, philosopher, priest, politician, museum curator, scientist, writer, engineer. Famous Scorpio: Barbara Boxer, Bill Gates, Billy Sunday, Calvin Klein, Carl Sagan, Cesare Lombroso, Charles De Gaulle, Charles Manson, Monet, Condoleeza Rice, Erwin Rommel, Ezra Pound, George Eliot, Goldie Hawn, Howard Dean, Howard Thurman, Indira Gandhi, Jack Welsh, John Adams, Hillary Clinton, Julia Roberts, Larry King, Marie Curie, Picasso, Sylvia Plath, Theodore Roosevelt, Voltaire, Albert Camus

Sagittarius: life is an adventure best lived outside of an office. You need constant stimulation and interaction, and thrive on communicating with people from all walks of life. You tend to be prolific in matters of world history, political regimes, and war facts. You have a strong belief in the law and enforcement of it (even if you do like breaking the rules, you know they need to exist). Always thinking outside of the box, you say exactly what is on your mind, often to your own detriment. But you don't care. Truthfully, you like pushing the envelope and forcing people out of their comfort zones. Medicine fascinates you -- you are not adverse to the medical community, nor fear death the way other signs do. When it is your time, it is your time, right? Sports, whether commentating on them or playing them, are one of your biggest passions. You also are a risk taker when it comes to food or travel -- hey, try everything once, right? Ideal careers are politician, historian, professor, police officer, athlete, sports commentator, doctor, nurse, dentist, travel agent, flight attendant, pilot, world traveller, newscaster, political activist, film director. Famous Sagittarius: Ann Coulter, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Bruce Lee, C S Lewis, Chris Evert, Diane Sawyer, Don King, Emily Dickinson, Francisco Franco, Frank Sinatra, Gail Sheehy, Gianni Versace, Gary Lineker, Jacques Chirac, John Kerry, Jane Austen, Jane Fonda, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Joe Paterno, Jon Stewart, Judi Dench, Larry Bird, Beethoven, Margaret Cho, Noam Chomsky, Phil Donahue, Steven Spielberg, Terrell Owens, Tom Daschle, Walt Disney, William Lloyd Garrison, Winston Churchill, Woody Allen


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