World Peace.
An unlimited supply of wine and champagne.
An unlimited supply of food (particular emphasis on cheese).
For Saturn to no longer return.
Round-trip tickets around the world.
To win the lottery.
For Mercury to stop going retrograde...ever again.
...
Alas, I am fairly sure that none of the above will ever happen (though on the bright side, Mercury goes retro only 3 times in 2011, as opposed to the 4 times it "tripped" this year). So I am going to attempt for smaller things, like, say, trying to get to places on time as opposed to my usual 5-10 minutes late, or to slow down my hectic life and enjoy the beauty of crashing on my sofa more often. Basically, something I can actually achieve in 2011...maybe. Hopefully. Errr...
2010 was a tough year for most signs as we all had a lot of changes to make and important decisions to face. But that's OK, because hopefully we are in a stronger position to live out a successful 2011.
That said, it is time to check-off the following to-do list, astro followers:
1) Check out your Numerology for 2011. Remember that your numerology year changes as of January 1, NOT as of your birthday.
My favorite site is: www.creativenumerology.com.
2) Confirm 2011 Mercury Retrograde dates--and promptly circle them in bright red markers with danger signs! Note: Mercury goes retro in Fire signs next year on the following dates:
March 30 - April 23
August 3 - August 26
November 24 - December 14
My favorite site is: www.alphalifetrends.com/mercuryretrograde.html.
3) Read up on what 2011 means for your Sun sign just for fun!
My favorite site is: http://cafeastrology.com/2011_yearly_horoscopes_overview.html.
4) Check out your 2011 Chinese astrology, the Year of the Rabbit.
My favorite site is: www.astroyogi.com/chineseastrology/. This site is also great for western astrology, Vedic astrology, and more!
5) Make resolutions for 2011--and stick to them! Sort through your goals and aspirations for 2011 and come up with a killer resolutions list.
Yes, I even have a favorite site for this! Click here.
Last, but not least, write down a list of all that you are grateful for, and save it. You may want to refer to it throughout the year when times are tough, or when times are good and you want to add to it.
As another year ends, it wouldn't seem right to close without doing the annual year-in-review to do a final "Ciao!" to 2010.
Capricorn: 2010 was a year of birth for most Capricorns. If not a physical birth (baby), then a new project, business, or home was developed. Caps saw major changes this year--and for the better! You are feeling successful and inspired, and it shows. Keep up the good work in 2011, and remember to maintain balance in your home and professional life.
Aquarius: 2010 was a bit difficult, and stressful, for most Aquarians. Their focus was primarily on relationships (not necessarily amorous). In fact, 2010 was a critical year for most Aquarians to assess their role with their family, co-workers, friends, and lovers. They broke ties with situations that no longer worked for them, and they created new ones...but the process is still on-going. Aquarians should try to soften their approach in 2011 and think before they leap. Sometimes "new" isn't always better.
Pisces: 2010 was a year of love for most Pisces. Many found new love, or committed to their current lover. Overall, the Piscean heart was filled to the brim this year with love (the amorous kind), romance, sex, and friends/family. Some are expanding their family, or trying to, while others have finally made the ultimate commitment of marriage (or are planning it). 2011 promises to reap the rewards of their loving nature.
Aries: 2010 was a difficult year for most Aries. Changes in jobs, or problems on the work front, brought many challenges. Success didn't come as easily, and financial sacrifices were made. Love has been a bit more turbulent as their focus has been external rather than internal. Time for Aries to make 2011 a year about THEM and figure out where their happiness lies, and not merely where they think it should.
Taurus: 2010 was a decision-making, future-forward year for most Taureans. Many got engaged, or married, and put down roots. The drama settled a lot this year and the focus was on partnership, marriage, family, children, and home. Stability was their motto, and stability they got. Single Taureans really hit their stride this year and learned how to choose new partners in a more discriminate manner. Taurus should expect to enjoy their newfound positive environment in 2011 and keep opening their heart up for more love.
Gemini: 2010 was neither here nor there for most Geminis. The year was about figuring themselves out, what worked and didn't work for them, and how to make changes in their best interest, rather than in the interests (selfish or otherwise) of those around them. This relates primarily to work, but also to lovers and friends. Most Geminis severed important, yet necessary, ties in 2010. This will give them the freedom to better enjoy their life in 2011 the way they want to, rather than the way others think they should.
Cancer: 2010 was particularly turbulent for most Cancers in the first half of the year. Many suffered serious setbacks in their health, or endings in their primary relationships. They really had to struggle to not stay locked up in their shell, and to face the world at-large. Luckily, this helped them greatly in the 2nd half of the year, and many renewed amorous ties (and several even got engaged!), or learned when to say "enough is enough" and keep on walking. This strength will serve them well in 2011, now that they are surrounded with more friends than foes.
Leo: 2010 was a roller coaster for most Leos. They all took on too much work and invited in too much drama. While most lions saw an ending to some of their work (quitting a full or part-time job, graduating, getting laid off, etc.), they saw an overwhelming increase in their responsibilities overall. Trying to be everything to everyone really drained them in 2010. Use 2011 to learn to better manage your time--and temper--and try to cut back on some of your obligations, dear Leo.
Virgo: 2010 was a year of love, drama, and more love for the typical Virgo. This was a year that most of them felt confused or conflicted over love (and this time, I am solely speaking of the amorous type). While some Virgos did indeed get married, solidify their current relationship, or start a new one--all notably in the 2nd half of 2010--the majority faced separation, infidelity, divorce, or worse. Living too much in their head, and too little in their heart, caused their love life to go a little helter-skelter. Use 2011 to merge your heart AND mind and see what positive results can transpire.
Libra: 2010 did not end on a good note for most Libras. While the first half of the year breezed along a bit easier (new job, new home, new baby, etc.), the 2nd half of the year brought them to a grinding hault. Losing a job, choosing a wrong "new" job, facing health difficulties or complications, or going through a serious bout of self-doubt, has left most Libras a little less than balanced as 2010 comes to an end. And we all know Libras don't do well without their infamous balance. Take some time to meditate and decompress in order to regain your balance, dear Libra, as 2011 requires you to re-focus on your immediate goals.
Scorpio: 2010 found most Scorpios coming into their own, figuring out where they fit in the world, where they saw themselves going, and with whom they want to be with. This was, in other words, a defining year for most Scorpios. They learned a lot about themselves in the process and are more comfortable in their own skin. While some are still struggling to define every nook and cranny of their mind/heart/soul, rest assured that they are on the right path for 2011.
Sagittarius: 2010 was a year of change for most Sagittarians, somewhat like the law of opposites in "Alice in Wonderland." What started up in the first half of 2010, went down in the 2nd half, and vice versa. Many/most took on a new job, made a new move, or started/ended a relationship. This was not a status quo year for the typical Sag! They marched to their own drum, and while some people decided they no longer wanted to dance to their beat any longer, most Sag's are quite happy where 2010 has left them. Let the good times roll in 2011!
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The PISCES 4-1-1
Element: Water
Ruling Planet: Neptune, Jupiter
Quality: Mutable
Nature: Negative, Feminine
Symbol: Fish
Health Alert: Pisces rule the feet and its structural bones and toes. They must be careful with sprains, stubbed toes, ankle issues, bunions, or broken bones. Since many Pisces are avid runners, dancers or sports-enthusiasts, they need to learn to guard their feet to avoid permanent damage or invasive surgery. Internally, Pisces rule the lymphatic system. They must take caution when it comes to internal inflammation, gland functions in general, and problems with drugs. Allergic reactions to drugs, and a susceptibility to addictions, can become a serious issue for Pisces, who use drugs and alcohol to escape reality or numb themselves from their intense emotions. These said emotions can cause Pisces to struggle with depression and psychosomatic illnesses more often than not. Most of their health issues stem from emotional distress, and as such, they tend to have a weak immune system to fight off colds, flu, sinus infections, or other illnesses. Therapeutic ways of avoiding addictive tendencies and reducing stress on the body would be yoga or Pilates, which most Pisces love because it helps them to feel spiritually aligned as well. Last but not least, Pisces tend to indulge in expensive tastes when it comes to rich foods. They should be wary of excessive drinking and eating, especially late night. Their bodies have a delicate system and their metabolism is a bit weaker than most.
Where to Find a Pisces: performing on-stage, whether it be a dance production, musical collaboration, or play. They are heavily involved in the arts, so when they aren’t on stage, they can likely be found working late hours in an art or dance studio, reading in a bookstore, rehearsing their lines with a cast mate, cooking in a restaurant, or attending a lecture on religion or philosophy. You may also find a lot of Pisces working in marketing or graphic design firms, as they get to apply their artistic skills in a corporate environment. You can also find them near water (ocean, lake, etc) meditating or just watching the scenery while writing down their latest poem or chapter in their novel. Most Pisceans are involved in charity work and the Church, so an easy target would be to go to a worship service or sign up for volunteer work in your area (animal shelters, soup kitchens, mentoring programs, campaign fundraising, etc). New Age workshops, readings, or events is a prime target for the typical Pisces, who is very in-tune with alternative lifestyles. This said lifestyle leads them to organic food markets and grocery stores, too. If all else fails, you are guaranteed to find a Pisces in a yoga or Pilates studio (and probably, they are teaching the class!).
How to Spot a Pisces: they are fairly easy to spot because they tend to stand out like a sore thumb in a crowd. Many of them have light eyes that are soft and soulful, which they use to analyze the environment around them. They won’t be the loud person in the room always talking. In fact, they will be the quiet one you have to draw out of their shell. Once they are drawn out, they can be quite witty and charming, surprising most people. A hearty laugh that throws their head back, and frequent movements of their head is also a noticeable trait (that “huh? me?” what?” movement). It’s almost as if they look like someone has splashed water on their face. Their faces, and facial movements, are quite expressive when they become animated—otherwise, they can look like a deer in headlights most of the time. They may wave their arms around when they talk as well, almost as if they are dancing or giving a grand speech in their head at the same time that they are sitting down and talking to you about their day. The women are drawn to floral prints and very feminine pieces (sheer fabrics, summer dresses, scarves, subdued prints, etc) that allow them to move easily and comfortably. The less glamorous Pisces woman will wear jeans and a fleece jacket or t-shirt all the time (and some kind of creative addition, like a scarf around their head, a cool/different piece of jewelry, or a fun headband) or have a more hippy look (flowing printed dresses an earth tones), and the more glamorous will have no problem decking herself out in jewels, a fur coat, and a plunging neckline showing her curvy figure (think of Elizabeth Taylor when she was young). She uses her clothes to define herself as either a sexy siren or a natural beauty. The men love wearing blues and greens, and will often be in khakis or some other relaxed-wear. In business, they are always in sharp suits and have impeccable taste. They like to look good—it helps them charm the women more so that they can get what they want!
How to Attract a Pisces: have a kind heart, an interest in the arts and in their passion for the arts, and be attractive. Pisces are very visual and don’t like things that look messy or in disarray—it throws them off balance. If you are a good soul, with a strong will, they will fall madly in love with you. Typically, a Pisces is first attracted sexually, but will wait to get to know you better before really falling in love (Do you have the same interests? Are you spiritual? Do you respect yourself? Are you a family person?). Ironically, even though Pisces are attracted to pretty people, they are turned off by materialistic ones. A Pisces man loves an attractive, feminine woman, but if she spends too much money on shoes, bags, or clothes, or expects that he spends his money on her, he is quickly turned off. He will view her motives as selfish, materialistic, and greedy. A Pisces woman is always looking for a man who is put together and successful. She needs to feel secure and taken care of, and a well dressed man with a good bank account is definitely the route to her heart, even if he can be slightly selfish or self-involved, she falls for his charms. The general rule of thumb, however, is just to be a good, nice person—someone that a Pisces considers to be honest, virtuous, and loyal. A wicked sense of humor will also help you. Many Pisces are in the entertainment industry, notably as comedians or actors, and love making people laugh. You should take to heart that Pisces have very volatile emotions, as well. This means they can be obsessed with you one moment, and disinterested in the next. Be willing to ride their emotional waves (and sometimes, tsunamis) if you want to spend a lifetime together.
How to Lose a Pisces: being more emotionally erratic than they are, loud, or pretentious, is a great way to get rid of your Pisces. They may hang in there for a while because they dig a little bit of the crazy (they are crazy too, after all), but they will quickly swim upstream after a short while. They loathe nasty behavior, ugly people, negative personalities, and irresponsible partners. Female Pisces are looking for a strong, alpha male to protect them; male Pisces are looking for a feminine, faithful and kind-hearted alpha female to nourish them. It’s really that simple. So, if you don’t fall within the lines, you simply don’t matter to a Pisces.
Ruling Planet: Neptune, Jupiter
Quality: Mutable
Nature: Negative, Feminine
Symbol: Fish
Health Alert: Pisces rule the feet and its structural bones and toes. They must be careful with sprains, stubbed toes, ankle issues, bunions, or broken bones. Since many Pisces are avid runners, dancers or sports-enthusiasts, they need to learn to guard their feet to avoid permanent damage or invasive surgery. Internally, Pisces rule the lymphatic system. They must take caution when it comes to internal inflammation, gland functions in general, and problems with drugs. Allergic reactions to drugs, and a susceptibility to addictions, can become a serious issue for Pisces, who use drugs and alcohol to escape reality or numb themselves from their intense emotions. These said emotions can cause Pisces to struggle with depression and psychosomatic illnesses more often than not. Most of their health issues stem from emotional distress, and as such, they tend to have a weak immune system to fight off colds, flu, sinus infections, or other illnesses. Therapeutic ways of avoiding addictive tendencies and reducing stress on the body would be yoga or Pilates, which most Pisces love because it helps them to feel spiritually aligned as well. Last but not least, Pisces tend to indulge in expensive tastes when it comes to rich foods. They should be wary of excessive drinking and eating, especially late night. Their bodies have a delicate system and their metabolism is a bit weaker than most.
Where to Find a Pisces: performing on-stage, whether it be a dance production, musical collaboration, or play. They are heavily involved in the arts, so when they aren’t on stage, they can likely be found working late hours in an art or dance studio, reading in a bookstore, rehearsing their lines with a cast mate, cooking in a restaurant, or attending a lecture on religion or philosophy. You may also find a lot of Pisces working in marketing or graphic design firms, as they get to apply their artistic skills in a corporate environment. You can also find them near water (ocean, lake, etc) meditating or just watching the scenery while writing down their latest poem or chapter in their novel. Most Pisceans are involved in charity work and the Church, so an easy target would be to go to a worship service or sign up for volunteer work in your area (animal shelters, soup kitchens, mentoring programs, campaign fundraising, etc). New Age workshops, readings, or events is a prime target for the typical Pisces, who is very in-tune with alternative lifestyles. This said lifestyle leads them to organic food markets and grocery stores, too. If all else fails, you are guaranteed to find a Pisces in a yoga or Pilates studio (and probably, they are teaching the class!).
How to Spot a Pisces: they are fairly easy to spot because they tend to stand out like a sore thumb in a crowd. Many of them have light eyes that are soft and soulful, which they use to analyze the environment around them. They won’t be the loud person in the room always talking. In fact, they will be the quiet one you have to draw out of their shell. Once they are drawn out, they can be quite witty and charming, surprising most people. A hearty laugh that throws their head back, and frequent movements of their head is also a noticeable trait (that “huh? me?” what?” movement). It’s almost as if they look like someone has splashed water on their face. Their faces, and facial movements, are quite expressive when they become animated—otherwise, they can look like a deer in headlights most of the time. They may wave their arms around when they talk as well, almost as if they are dancing or giving a grand speech in their head at the same time that they are sitting down and talking to you about their day. The women are drawn to floral prints and very feminine pieces (sheer fabrics, summer dresses, scarves, subdued prints, etc) that allow them to move easily and comfortably. The less glamorous Pisces woman will wear jeans and a fleece jacket or t-shirt all the time (and some kind of creative addition, like a scarf around their head, a cool/different piece of jewelry, or a fun headband) or have a more hippy look (flowing printed dresses an earth tones), and the more glamorous will have no problem decking herself out in jewels, a fur coat, and a plunging neckline showing her curvy figure (think of Elizabeth Taylor when she was young). She uses her clothes to define herself as either a sexy siren or a natural beauty. The men love wearing blues and greens, and will often be in khakis or some other relaxed-wear. In business, they are always in sharp suits and have impeccable taste. They like to look good—it helps them charm the women more so that they can get what they want!
How to Attract a Pisces: have a kind heart, an interest in the arts and in their passion for the arts, and be attractive. Pisces are very visual and don’t like things that look messy or in disarray—it throws them off balance. If you are a good soul, with a strong will, they will fall madly in love with you. Typically, a Pisces is first attracted sexually, but will wait to get to know you better before really falling in love (Do you have the same interests? Are you spiritual? Do you respect yourself? Are you a family person?). Ironically, even though Pisces are attracted to pretty people, they are turned off by materialistic ones. A Pisces man loves an attractive, feminine woman, but if she spends too much money on shoes, bags, or clothes, or expects that he spends his money on her, he is quickly turned off. He will view her motives as selfish, materialistic, and greedy. A Pisces woman is always looking for a man who is put together and successful. She needs to feel secure and taken care of, and a well dressed man with a good bank account is definitely the route to her heart, even if he can be slightly selfish or self-involved, she falls for his charms. The general rule of thumb, however, is just to be a good, nice person—someone that a Pisces considers to be honest, virtuous, and loyal. A wicked sense of humor will also help you. Many Pisces are in the entertainment industry, notably as comedians or actors, and love making people laugh. You should take to heart that Pisces have very volatile emotions, as well. This means they can be obsessed with you one moment, and disinterested in the next. Be willing to ride their emotional waves (and sometimes, tsunamis) if you want to spend a lifetime together.
How to Lose a Pisces: being more emotionally erratic than they are, loud, or pretentious, is a great way to get rid of your Pisces. They may hang in there for a while because they dig a little bit of the crazy (they are crazy too, after all), but they will quickly swim upstream after a short while. They loathe nasty behavior, ugly people, negative personalities, and irresponsible partners. Female Pisces are looking for a strong, alpha male to protect them; male Pisces are looking for a feminine, faithful and kind-hearted alpha female to nourish them. It’s really that simple. So, if you don’t fall within the lines, you simply don’t matter to a Pisces.
FAMOUS PISCES
Clockwise: Javier Bardem, Glenn Close, Daniel Craig, Jessica Biel, Benicio del Toro, Eva Longoria, Justin Bieber, Drew Barrymore, Michael Cain, Rachel Weisz, Steve Jobs, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Billy Crystal, Queen Latifah, Spike Lee, Chelsea Handler, Mitt Romney, Chelsea Clinton, Ralph Nader, Elizabeth Taylor, Albert Einstein, Liza Minnelli, Alan Greenspan, Rue McClanahan, Rob Lowe, Lauren Graham, Bruce Willis, Juliette Binoche, Kurt Russell, Cindy Crawford, Bon Jovi, Vanessa Williams
The PISCES Best & Worst List
Best Qualities: intuitive, nurturing and soulful, Pisces have a way about them that makes people drawn to them. Whether it is because they are mysterious, seem innocent, or make people feel coddled and needed, they are like Mother Nature radiating warmth and harmony. Romantic and charming, Pisces easily find partners in their life to fulfill their needs. Their creativity is limitless, whether they are a male or a female. Male Pisces tend to focus more on cooking or music, and are therefore often found running a kitchen or writing their own music and/or playing an instrument of their choice. Their girlfriends have swooned over their emotional sensitivity and way with words—especially when they put the words in a romantic poem or song while playing their guitar. Female Pisces are more apt to write (poems, short stories) or be an artist or dancer. They have a strong need to use their sense of touch and their free spirit in their creative endeavors and are not afraid to express themselves through dancing, painting, or singing. Regardless of their sex, Pisces are extremely expressive on paper and often live in a fantasy world. Their artistic inclinations just make them very different from the average Joe (or Jane). Their emotions are so strong and finely tuned that, when they become too overwhelming, they can turn them into something beautiful, if they so desire. Inclined to spirituality and New Age beliefs, Pisces is a sign that is typically psychic and somewhat mystical. As the oldest sign of the Zodiac that is also connected astrologically to Jesus Christ, they have profound wisdom and beliefs in a higher power. Many Pisces are strongly linked to churches and religious leaders, and/or are involved in charitable works, volunteering, holistic healing, or counseling.
Worst Qualities: Pisces live in a fantasy world that makes it seem as if they are oh-so-mysterious (people can’t help but wonder “what ARE they thinking about?”), but the reality is that they are so confused about how they feel that they very rarely can make a decision about which mood they are in or which direction to go. Indecisiveness is a big challenge for Pisces and can sometimes render them immutable and left whining and throwing a tantrum because they simply can’t decide between hot and cold, happy or sad, left or right. As fickle as a child, their decisions and actions are at the beck and call of their mood de jour. Making a commitment to a decision, feeling, or idea can be excruciating for them and they end up delegating the decision to someone else. Pisces say that they hate hurting someone’s feelings, but the truth is that many of them get a sadistic kick out of hurting the ones they love. They can be completely self-absorbed and self-centered, so it is hard for them to strike a fine balance between making a decision that is best for them while still making it seem as if they are putting other people’s feelings into consideration. Violent tempers, mood swings, possessive, and addictive personalities are very common to Pisces. Many are apt to deal with depression, jealousies, and feelings of inadequacy or unexplained sadness. Sometimes living in their own fantasy world with their head in the clouds makes the landing on Earth a crash and burn reality. Pisces need to learn to not transfer their own feelings of unhappiness or inadequacy onto their loved ones, or they may end up terribly alone. Also, when a Pisces has made up their mind, they can be incredibly loyal to that decision, which can be a heavy burden on those who don’t agree.
Best Matches: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn, Cancer, Scorpio
Taurus thrives in the home and needs to feel protected, secure, and loved. Taurus, after all, is in love with the idea of love—wishing that the world is full of romance and sex. In comes Pisces, who, with a wave of a wand, can make all their dreams seem true. Both signs are also drawn to the intensity of touch and are very ethereal. They aren’t afraid to explore their sexuality together and see what happens in the bedroom. Spiritual conversations, intense emotional bonds, and a sense of comfort comes easily when these two signs are paired together. They will be best friends and lovers, which is, after all, the sweetest thing. Famous Couples: Javier Bardem (Pisces) and Penelope Cruz (Taurus), Cindy Crawford (Pisces) and Randy Gerber (Taurus), Eva Longoria (Pisces) and Tony Parker (Taurus), Liza Minnelli (Pisces) and David Gest (Taurus)
Virgo is Pisces perfect astrological opposite. This is to say that they can either be a great couple, or a horrible one. While Pisces may find making a decision hard, Virgo is more apt to say “this is what you do and how you do it.” And when both are stuck for a decision, the over-analytical Virgo and the dreamlike Pisces can sit together for hours arriving at the best decision and exploring all the pro’s and con’s of the situation. Virgo enjoys Pisces mystical and seemingly innocent (and slightly neurotic) side; Pisces delights in Virgo’s purity and strength. Virgo is always reliable when it comes to Pisces because a Virgo always feels the need to protect or nurture their wounded partner. However, Virgo can easily become annoyed with Pisces’ inconsistencies and inability to make decisions. Pisces can feel over-analyzed and criticized by Virgo. The truth is that both are at fault here by simply being who they are. Famous Couples: Cindy Crawford (Pisces) and Richard Gere (Virgo), Emily Blunt (Pisces) and Michael Buble (Virgo)
Capricorn’s drive, stamina, and discipline provide the backbone that the Pisces has always been searching for. Capricorns know how to get things done and get them done right, especially in business and finance. They seldom question their actions and just go for it, something which a Pisces can’t help but admire. Also, since Pisces tends to spend money a bit more recklessly, they benefit greatly by Capricorn’s shrewd financial planning and investment advice. So what does the Pisces bring to the table? Capricorns tend to be aloof and not evolved emotionally speaking—these goats can be a bit too harsh and cold while climbing to the top of that mountain. That’s where Pisces comes in, softening the rough edges of the Capricorn and calming them down, telling them when they are being inappropriate, mean, or too damn cold-hearted. Famous Couples: Penny Lancaster (Pisces) and Rod Stewart (Capricorn), Christine Baumgartner (Pisces) and Kevin Costner (Capricorn), Pat Nixon (Pisces) and Richard Nixon (Capricorn)
Cancer will feel at home in Pisces deep emotional waters; these two literally are as happy as a crab (Cancer) and a fish (Pisces) swimming together in the vast ocean. They are both emotional, sensitive and moody, and feel as if they have found their perfect soul mate in each other. Whether it is staying at home for a nice evening by candlelight, or reading a book in the corner of the living room while sipping on a nightcap, these two simply enjoy each other’s comforting presence. Cancer is a very witty and driven sign, as is Pisces, and together their conversations will flow smoothly and easily. More importantly, neither sign is afraid to call the other out on their BS, and knows when to leave well enough alone. Their union will be mystical, and their bond intensive and somewhat possessive, but that’s how they both roll when it comes to love. At the very least, both of them will be able to understand each other’s emotional volatility. Famous Couples: Kurt Cobain (Pisces) and Courtney Love (Cancer), Johnny Cash (Pisces) and June Carter Cash (Cancer), Vanessa Williams (Pisces) and Rick Fox (Cancer)
Scorpio’s more intense, sensual qualities invigorate Pisces to feel more sexual and sensual—these two will certainly have a romantically charged relationship where feelings and emotions seem very heightened and magnified. Both are very spiritual signs and will be drawn to an alternative lifestyle together and will judge each other rarely, and love each other permanently. They may not marry, but they will happily spend the rest of their lives together. Intellectual stimulation and friendship rules this couple first and foremost, but a healthy physical attraction is definitely there. They both sense what the other needs (for Scorpio, they need space and freedom, especially from judgment; for Pisces, they need attention, coddling, and adoration). Famous Couples: Kurt Russell (Pisces) and Goldie Hawn (Scorpio), Bruce Willis (Pisces) and Demi Moore (Scorpio), Michael Bolton (Pisces) and Nicollette Sheridan (Scorpio), Tom Arnold (Pisces) and Roseanne (Scorpio), Julia Cameron (Pisces) and Martin Scorsese (Scorpio), Elizabeth Taylor (Pisces) and Richard Burton (Scorpio), Alan Greenspan (Pisces) and Andrea Mitchell (Scorpio)
Worst Matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Pisces
Gemini’s mercurial wit and personality certainly charms the Pisces, who is mesmerized by Gemini’s social persona. Both signs are mutable, meaning they are able to adapt to the energy or changes in a room/environment. Their flexibility will be essential in making this pair last. Pisces may want to cling or attach themselves to Gemini’s rollercoaster ride—and it may last for a short while. That is, until the Gemini is tired of being bored by Pisces’ sensitive or possessive nature, desire to stay home, or depressive/quiet moods. The only thing Pisces would love to chat about non-stop is the way they are feeling about a situation, which is probably the quickest way to lose a Gemini who can’t STAND to talk about their feelings all the time and would probably prefer talking to a wall instead. Pisces can be too unreliable and unstable for Gemini, who needs a partner who will ground them and their flighty twins. That being said, if a Gemini has been wounded in love before, and craves a nurturing and committed soul, a Pisces may just fit the bill. Famous Couples: Seal (Pisces/Aquarius cusp) and Heidi Klum (Gemini), Drew Barrymore (Pisces) and Justin Long (Gemini), Ivana Trump (Pisces) and Donald Trump (Gemini), Drew Barrymore (Pisces) and Fabrizio Moretti (Gemini), Callista Gingrich (Pisces) and Newt Gingrich (Gemini)
Sagittarius and Pisces, at some point, will find themselves together. It doesn’t normally last long, and it normally doesn’t end well, but nonetheless, it is a trap they often fall into. Sagittarius falls for Pisces unworldly and imaginative persona. They are so intriguing and ethereal, that the Sagittarius feels challenged to “capture” the Pisces. It is important to note that this pairing is more common when the man is the Sagittarius and the woman is the Pisces. The female Pisces will fall for the charming Sagittarius man who is adventurous, funny and goal-oriented. As she is typically weak on those traits, she feels incredibly drawn to this “foreign” energy and wants to be a part of it for a while. Likewise, the Sagittarius man is humbled by the emotional, sensitive, and creative Pisces woman—she seems so delicate and charming and perfect. That is, until she starts crying because she doesn’t have his attention, or when she complains he doesn’t love her or show his emotions enough. The Sag gets annoyed by the wishy-washy Pisces and her inability to make a decision. Angers flare and the Pisces woman throws a bucket of water over the enraged fiery Sagittarius…and then it is over. Famous Couples: Chris Webber (Pisces) and Tyra Banks (Sag)
Leo is sexual and shows love and emotions easily (and demands a lot of attention), so at the very least, a Pisces and a Leo will not worry about expressing their feelings accordingly. Since Leo likes being in charge and telling others what to do, and Pisces is looking to be told what to do, this pair can actually work. HOWEVER, Leo hates whining and hates being held back by emotionally weakness, such as manipulation, depression, or moodiness. And Pisces do that oh-so-well. As long as Leo can handle Pisces’ emotional persona, and Pisces won’t take Leo’s bossiness as a symbol of domination, they may find love together. At the very least, they will find great sex. Famous Couples: Justin Beiber (Pisces) and Selena Gomez (Leo/Cancer Cusp), Tea Leoni (Pisces) and David Duchovny (Leo), Elizabeth Taylor (Pisces) and Eddie Fisher (Leo), Desi Arnaz (Pisces) and Lucille Ball (Leo), Lauren Graham (Pisces) and Peter Krause (Leo)
Two Pisces together is a disaster. Too many emotions, too little motivation, and far too little direction, leaves these two a complete mess together. Pisces needs a more practical counterpart (or backbone) to make it in this world. Famous Couples: Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig
Surprisingly Good Matches: Aquarius, Aries, Libra
Aquarius has a natural humanitarian instinct, which appeals to the nurturing Pisces. Yet, these two can have a limited fuse for one another. Aquarius tends to be too unemotional or unstable for the sensitive Pisces. While the Aquarius wants to be out and about, socialize and meet new people, the Pisces hates crowds or social events and prefers to be a loner and either stay at home, or watch and observe the crowd. Pisces do better in a one-on-one capacity with someone they know, and nothing, NOTHING, is as boring to an Aquarian as someone who doesn’t know how to carry a conversation with a complete stranger. Aquarius also tends to be a hard worker and puts in long hours at the office, always focusing on making money or vast improvements in the world. While Pisces respects this, they tend to thrive more on balance. Where they will understand one another is in trying to help mankind improve itself. They may pursue it from different angles (Aquarius thinks big, whereas Pisces thinks on a smaller scale), but pursue it they will. Both signs are incredibly charming, so they can channel their flirtatious personas into a very sexy relationship IF they are willing to understand one another’s differences and realize the treasure they have found in one another. If Aquarius is smart enough to acknowledge how lucky they are to have a soulful Pisces in their life to calm them down, and if Pisces is willing to admit they need Aquarius to motivate them to be the best person they can be, then they wouldn’t be such a bad couple after all. They could be great, in fact. Famous Couples: Jessica Biel (Pisces) and Justin Timberlake (Aquarius), Rachel Weisz (Pisces) and Darren Aronofsky (Aquarius), Elizabeth Taylor (Pisces) and John Warner (Aquarius), Stedman Graham (Pisces) and Oprah Winfrey (Aquarius), Paul Newman (Aquarius) and Joanne Woodward (Pisces)
Aries can be very superficial and needs to be in the spotlight at all times. Since Pisces can be turned off by excessive material wealth, this can be a weird match. BUT, if the man is the Aries in this picture, and the female is a Pisces, then there is some hope. A female Pisces loves being taken care of and loves feeling rich, decked out in jewels, fur coats, and expensive décor. She almost has a childlike delight at feeling like the princess in her own fairytale world. The Aries man thrives in providing her all of these things, especially since she looks so great in them and she is so appreciative of these gifts. He provides her not only with material security, but also a sense of adventure. If she doesn’t get jealous of his flirtatious character, and he doesn’t get bothered by her clingy behavior, they can really work well together. Famous Couples: Freddie Prinze Jr. (Pisces) and Sarah Michelle Gellar (Aries), Mitt Romney (Pisces) and Ann Romney (Aries)
Libra is all about harmony, balance, aesthetic pleasure, and peace. For this reason, Pisces can’t help but feel attracted to the world their charming Libra has created for them. As long as Pisces isn’t bothered by Libra’s social personality and constant over-analyzing, and Pisces doesn’t pull their infamous bouts of rage or temper tantrums, these two can co-exist very happily together. They just need to understand that their temperaments and personalities are different—but not different enough to give them a shot at trying it out. The Libra is a go-getter, planner and motivator. All of which are Pisces’ weakest traits. The Pisces is emotionally thoughtful, purposeful and sensitive, all of which can sometimes be Libra’s weakest traits. This pair can be a ying to the other’s yang if the stars are aligned correctly when they meet. Famous Couples: Chris Martin (Pisces) and Gwyneth Paltrow (Libra), Jon Bon Jovi (Pisces) and Dorothea Hurley (Libra), Dana Reeve (Pisces) and Christopher Reeve (Libra), Joel Madden (Pisces) and Hilary Duff (Libra)
Worst Qualities: Pisces live in a fantasy world that makes it seem as if they are oh-so-mysterious (people can’t help but wonder “what ARE they thinking about?”), but the reality is that they are so confused about how they feel that they very rarely can make a decision about which mood they are in or which direction to go. Indecisiveness is a big challenge for Pisces and can sometimes render them immutable and left whining and throwing a tantrum because they simply can’t decide between hot and cold, happy or sad, left or right. As fickle as a child, their decisions and actions are at the beck and call of their mood de jour. Making a commitment to a decision, feeling, or idea can be excruciating for them and they end up delegating the decision to someone else. Pisces say that they hate hurting someone’s feelings, but the truth is that many of them get a sadistic kick out of hurting the ones they love. They can be completely self-absorbed and self-centered, so it is hard for them to strike a fine balance between making a decision that is best for them while still making it seem as if they are putting other people’s feelings into consideration. Violent tempers, mood swings, possessive, and addictive personalities are very common to Pisces. Many are apt to deal with depression, jealousies, and feelings of inadequacy or unexplained sadness. Sometimes living in their own fantasy world with their head in the clouds makes the landing on Earth a crash and burn reality. Pisces need to learn to not transfer their own feelings of unhappiness or inadequacy onto their loved ones, or they may end up terribly alone. Also, when a Pisces has made up their mind, they can be incredibly loyal to that decision, which can be a heavy burden on those who don’t agree.
Best Matches: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn, Cancer, Scorpio
Taurus thrives in the home and needs to feel protected, secure, and loved. Taurus, after all, is in love with the idea of love—wishing that the world is full of romance and sex. In comes Pisces, who, with a wave of a wand, can make all their dreams seem true. Both signs are also drawn to the intensity of touch and are very ethereal. They aren’t afraid to explore their sexuality together and see what happens in the bedroom. Spiritual conversations, intense emotional bonds, and a sense of comfort comes easily when these two signs are paired together. They will be best friends and lovers, which is, after all, the sweetest thing. Famous Couples: Javier Bardem (Pisces) and Penelope Cruz (Taurus), Cindy Crawford (Pisces) and Randy Gerber (Taurus), Eva Longoria (Pisces) and Tony Parker (Taurus), Liza Minnelli (Pisces) and David Gest (Taurus)
Virgo is Pisces perfect astrological opposite. This is to say that they can either be a great couple, or a horrible one. While Pisces may find making a decision hard, Virgo is more apt to say “this is what you do and how you do it.” And when both are stuck for a decision, the over-analytical Virgo and the dreamlike Pisces can sit together for hours arriving at the best decision and exploring all the pro’s and con’s of the situation. Virgo enjoys Pisces mystical and seemingly innocent (and slightly neurotic) side; Pisces delights in Virgo’s purity and strength. Virgo is always reliable when it comes to Pisces because a Virgo always feels the need to protect or nurture their wounded partner. However, Virgo can easily become annoyed with Pisces’ inconsistencies and inability to make decisions. Pisces can feel over-analyzed and criticized by Virgo. The truth is that both are at fault here by simply being who they are. Famous Couples: Cindy Crawford (Pisces) and Richard Gere (Virgo), Emily Blunt (Pisces) and Michael Buble (Virgo)
Capricorn’s drive, stamina, and discipline provide the backbone that the Pisces has always been searching for. Capricorns know how to get things done and get them done right, especially in business and finance. They seldom question their actions and just go for it, something which a Pisces can’t help but admire. Also, since Pisces tends to spend money a bit more recklessly, they benefit greatly by Capricorn’s shrewd financial planning and investment advice. So what does the Pisces bring to the table? Capricorns tend to be aloof and not evolved emotionally speaking—these goats can be a bit too harsh and cold while climbing to the top of that mountain. That’s where Pisces comes in, softening the rough edges of the Capricorn and calming them down, telling them when they are being inappropriate, mean, or too damn cold-hearted. Famous Couples: Penny Lancaster (Pisces) and Rod Stewart (Capricorn), Christine Baumgartner (Pisces) and Kevin Costner (Capricorn), Pat Nixon (Pisces) and Richard Nixon (Capricorn)
Cancer will feel at home in Pisces deep emotional waters; these two literally are as happy as a crab (Cancer) and a fish (Pisces) swimming together in the vast ocean. They are both emotional, sensitive and moody, and feel as if they have found their perfect soul mate in each other. Whether it is staying at home for a nice evening by candlelight, or reading a book in the corner of the living room while sipping on a nightcap, these two simply enjoy each other’s comforting presence. Cancer is a very witty and driven sign, as is Pisces, and together their conversations will flow smoothly and easily. More importantly, neither sign is afraid to call the other out on their BS, and knows when to leave well enough alone. Their union will be mystical, and their bond intensive and somewhat possessive, but that’s how they both roll when it comes to love. At the very least, both of them will be able to understand each other’s emotional volatility. Famous Couples: Kurt Cobain (Pisces) and Courtney Love (Cancer), Johnny Cash (Pisces) and June Carter Cash (Cancer), Vanessa Williams (Pisces) and Rick Fox (Cancer)
Scorpio’s more intense, sensual qualities invigorate Pisces to feel more sexual and sensual—these two will certainly have a romantically charged relationship where feelings and emotions seem very heightened and magnified. Both are very spiritual signs and will be drawn to an alternative lifestyle together and will judge each other rarely, and love each other permanently. They may not marry, but they will happily spend the rest of their lives together. Intellectual stimulation and friendship rules this couple first and foremost, but a healthy physical attraction is definitely there. They both sense what the other needs (for Scorpio, they need space and freedom, especially from judgment; for Pisces, they need attention, coddling, and adoration). Famous Couples: Kurt Russell (Pisces) and Goldie Hawn (Scorpio), Bruce Willis (Pisces) and Demi Moore (Scorpio), Michael Bolton (Pisces) and Nicollette Sheridan (Scorpio), Tom Arnold (Pisces) and Roseanne (Scorpio), Julia Cameron (Pisces) and Martin Scorsese (Scorpio), Elizabeth Taylor (Pisces) and Richard Burton (Scorpio), Alan Greenspan (Pisces) and Andrea Mitchell (Scorpio)
Worst Matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Pisces
Gemini’s mercurial wit and personality certainly charms the Pisces, who is mesmerized by Gemini’s social persona. Both signs are mutable, meaning they are able to adapt to the energy or changes in a room/environment. Their flexibility will be essential in making this pair last. Pisces may want to cling or attach themselves to Gemini’s rollercoaster ride—and it may last for a short while. That is, until the Gemini is tired of being bored by Pisces’ sensitive or possessive nature, desire to stay home, or depressive/quiet moods. The only thing Pisces would love to chat about non-stop is the way they are feeling about a situation, which is probably the quickest way to lose a Gemini who can’t STAND to talk about their feelings all the time and would probably prefer talking to a wall instead. Pisces can be too unreliable and unstable for Gemini, who needs a partner who will ground them and their flighty twins. That being said, if a Gemini has been wounded in love before, and craves a nurturing and committed soul, a Pisces may just fit the bill. Famous Couples: Seal (Pisces/Aquarius cusp) and Heidi Klum (Gemini), Drew Barrymore (Pisces) and Justin Long (Gemini), Ivana Trump (Pisces) and Donald Trump (Gemini), Drew Barrymore (Pisces) and Fabrizio Moretti (Gemini), Callista Gingrich (Pisces) and Newt Gingrich (Gemini)
Sagittarius and Pisces, at some point, will find themselves together. It doesn’t normally last long, and it normally doesn’t end well, but nonetheless, it is a trap they often fall into. Sagittarius falls for Pisces unworldly and imaginative persona. They are so intriguing and ethereal, that the Sagittarius feels challenged to “capture” the Pisces. It is important to note that this pairing is more common when the man is the Sagittarius and the woman is the Pisces. The female Pisces will fall for the charming Sagittarius man who is adventurous, funny and goal-oriented. As she is typically weak on those traits, she feels incredibly drawn to this “foreign” energy and wants to be a part of it for a while. Likewise, the Sagittarius man is humbled by the emotional, sensitive, and creative Pisces woman—she seems so delicate and charming and perfect. That is, until she starts crying because she doesn’t have his attention, or when she complains he doesn’t love her or show his emotions enough. The Sag gets annoyed by the wishy-washy Pisces and her inability to make a decision. Angers flare and the Pisces woman throws a bucket of water over the enraged fiery Sagittarius…and then it is over. Famous Couples: Chris Webber (Pisces) and Tyra Banks (Sag)
Leo is sexual and shows love and emotions easily (and demands a lot of attention), so at the very least, a Pisces and a Leo will not worry about expressing their feelings accordingly. Since Leo likes being in charge and telling others what to do, and Pisces is looking to be told what to do, this pair can actually work. HOWEVER, Leo hates whining and hates being held back by emotionally weakness, such as manipulation, depression, or moodiness. And Pisces do that oh-so-well. As long as Leo can handle Pisces’ emotional persona, and Pisces won’t take Leo’s bossiness as a symbol of domination, they may find love together. At the very least, they will find great sex. Famous Couples: Justin Beiber (Pisces) and Selena Gomez (Leo/Cancer Cusp), Tea Leoni (Pisces) and David Duchovny (Leo), Elizabeth Taylor (Pisces) and Eddie Fisher (Leo), Desi Arnaz (Pisces) and Lucille Ball (Leo), Lauren Graham (Pisces) and Peter Krause (Leo)
Two Pisces together is a disaster. Too many emotions, too little motivation, and far too little direction, leaves these two a complete mess together. Pisces needs a more practical counterpart (or backbone) to make it in this world. Famous Couples: Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig
Surprisingly Good Matches: Aquarius, Aries, Libra
Aquarius has a natural humanitarian instinct, which appeals to the nurturing Pisces. Yet, these two can have a limited fuse for one another. Aquarius tends to be too unemotional or unstable for the sensitive Pisces. While the Aquarius wants to be out and about, socialize and meet new people, the Pisces hates crowds or social events and prefers to be a loner and either stay at home, or watch and observe the crowd. Pisces do better in a one-on-one capacity with someone they know, and nothing, NOTHING, is as boring to an Aquarian as someone who doesn’t know how to carry a conversation with a complete stranger. Aquarius also tends to be a hard worker and puts in long hours at the office, always focusing on making money or vast improvements in the world. While Pisces respects this, they tend to thrive more on balance. Where they will understand one another is in trying to help mankind improve itself. They may pursue it from different angles (Aquarius thinks big, whereas Pisces thinks on a smaller scale), but pursue it they will. Both signs are incredibly charming, so they can channel their flirtatious personas into a very sexy relationship IF they are willing to understand one another’s differences and realize the treasure they have found in one another. If Aquarius is smart enough to acknowledge how lucky they are to have a soulful Pisces in their life to calm them down, and if Pisces is willing to admit they need Aquarius to motivate them to be the best person they can be, then they wouldn’t be such a bad couple after all. They could be great, in fact. Famous Couples: Jessica Biel (Pisces) and Justin Timberlake (Aquarius), Rachel Weisz (Pisces) and Darren Aronofsky (Aquarius), Elizabeth Taylor (Pisces) and John Warner (Aquarius), Stedman Graham (Pisces) and Oprah Winfrey (Aquarius), Paul Newman (Aquarius) and Joanne Woodward (Pisces)
Aries can be very superficial and needs to be in the spotlight at all times. Since Pisces can be turned off by excessive material wealth, this can be a weird match. BUT, if the man is the Aries in this picture, and the female is a Pisces, then there is some hope. A female Pisces loves being taken care of and loves feeling rich, decked out in jewels, fur coats, and expensive décor. She almost has a childlike delight at feeling like the princess in her own fairytale world. The Aries man thrives in providing her all of these things, especially since she looks so great in them and she is so appreciative of these gifts. He provides her not only with material security, but also a sense of adventure. If she doesn’t get jealous of his flirtatious character, and he doesn’t get bothered by her clingy behavior, they can really work well together. Famous Couples: Freddie Prinze Jr. (Pisces) and Sarah Michelle Gellar (Aries), Mitt Romney (Pisces) and Ann Romney (Aries)
Libra is all about harmony, balance, aesthetic pleasure, and peace. For this reason, Pisces can’t help but feel attracted to the world their charming Libra has created for them. As long as Pisces isn’t bothered by Libra’s social personality and constant over-analyzing, and Pisces doesn’t pull their infamous bouts of rage or temper tantrums, these two can co-exist very happily together. They just need to understand that their temperaments and personalities are different—but not different enough to give them a shot at trying it out. The Libra is a go-getter, planner and motivator. All of which are Pisces’ weakest traits. The Pisces is emotionally thoughtful, purposeful and sensitive, all of which can sometimes be Libra’s weakest traits. This pair can be a ying to the other’s yang if the stars are aligned correctly when they meet. Famous Couples: Chris Martin (Pisces) and Gwyneth Paltrow (Libra), Jon Bon Jovi (Pisces) and Dorothea Hurley (Libra), Dana Reeve (Pisces) and Christopher Reeve (Libra), Joel Madden (Pisces) and Hilary Duff (Libra)
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Thursday, October 21, 2010
It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like Christmas...
OK, not really, not yet. I think that we have another week (or until at least post-Halloween) before the major department stores start putting up decorations and playing holiday music.
But you SHOULD start to think of Christmas for one very, very important reason. Mercury goes retrograde for almost the entire month of December!! Santa's sleigh won't be moving forward this December, it will actually be going backwards! The Grinch may really steal Christmas (or Hanukkah) for us this year.
Mercury will begin its final retro trip of 2010 starting on December 10 (7:04 a.m. EST) and will end its journey on December 30 (2:21 a.m. EST). As you hopefully remember by now, Mercury's retro phase tends to affect us most the 3-4 days before/during/after the beginning and end of its phase. This means that we will all feel the effects of this retro journey as soon as December 5 and as late as January 3.
With the entire holiday season at the mercy of Mercury, we HAVE to plan ahead. We know that buying major gifts, especially technology-related gifts, are a MAJOR no-no during a Mercury retrograde phase. Delays, accidents, and mishaps happen all the time during Mercury's retro trip, and I really don't think any of us want to be more delayed than we already are while standing in line for the register during the holiday season. If you are thinking "AHA! I will just order online and avoid all the problems", THINK AGAIN. Mercury affects technology and communications...so it is a pretty safe bet to assume that buying something online, and dealing with Internet connections, secure sites, shipping and handling, etc., will NOT go well.
I know, I know, I sound scary, and not just because it is almost Halloween. I am trying to warn you, devoted reader, that you can't procrastinate your Santa's check list this year. Consider it my gift to you for this holiday season.
And, to further enhance my sincerity, here are some gift suggestions for each sign (I know, it's like I am Santa AND Rudolph all at the same time!).
Capricorn: nothing warms the heart of a Capricorn more than great shoes, or the latest in electronics. Buy your Capricorn the newest iPhone, iPad, or iPod. They may already have all of the above, so consider broadening your horizons to a GPS, a premium espresso machine, a DVR, or a new flat screen TV.
Aquarius: what's the one thing all Aquarians want? A change of scenery. Buy your Aquarius two tickets to somewhere they have always wanted to go, and throw in an outfit, or sports gear, that will be apropos for the weather or location. If this means tickets to court side seats, or a box at the stadium, then so be it.
Pisces: sex is a spiritual experience, as most Pisces will tell you, so why not start the foreplay this holiday season by booking side by side massages at a spa? In fact, make a day of it. You can spend the evening at home, ordering in from your favorite restaurant, or actually going there for a soft candlelit dinner, before ending the evening in the bedroom. You can enhance the experience by throwing in sexy lingerie (or other treats and toys).
Aries: it's hard to get everything done when your schedule is as busy as an Aries. Your Aries would love a housekeeping package for several months (if not a whole year) so that they don't have to worry about keeping their home spotless. They could use that free time to go shopping and find a new wardrobe. If your Aries already has a housekeeper, why not get their car detailed?
Taurus: holidays are only as good as the booze served at the party. Treat your Taurus to a wine or beer membership club so they can enjoy new labels for months (if not the year) to come. Throw in a good label of hard liquor, and some nice glass tumblers, for good measure to get the party started.
Gemini: girls and guys just wanna have fun, and Gemini's could use a little bit of that right now. Work is getting a bit strained, and they need to feel free again. Go away for new year's eve to a remote location that they love--or want to love--and plan some fun activities (sports, wine tastings, games, what have you). Remind Gemini's that they are ALWAYS a little kid at heart.
Cancer: our little Cancers have been so stressed this year that their health has taken quite a hit. Treating them to a series of rehabilitative packages (massages, reflexology, acupuncture, etc.) would be not only therapeutic for them, but also mood-lifting. A drive to the beach, with a picnic packed, would do wonders for their soul, too.
Leo: the lion has roared a lot in 2010, and their voice has gotten quite hoarse. With a lack of feeling loved this year, your Leo is in serious need of coddling. A beautiful piece of jewelry would do the trick, or a new set of golf clubs, but so would a new car. The latter may be too expensive, but you get the drift. Buy big, or go home.
Virgo: you can never go wrong with giving a Virgo what they want most--order! A housekeeping package would make their hearts AND minds soar, but the reality is they probably already have one (either because they are neurotic, or because they don't want to get their hands dirty cleaning, or their work hours are too long to find time to clean). Still, I am throwing it out there, just in case. Otherwise, opt for buying season tickets to their favorite sports game, or buying them the newest Blackberry or iPhone on the market. They can't live without their phone, as you already know!
Libra: always spending a little too much money, your Libra would really just love for someone to pay off their credit card debt. If you can afford to take the hit, do it. But it isn't that romantic, is it? Buy your Libra tickets to go see a play or opera this holiday season and make an evening of it. Get dressed up, go to the theater, and then go to a delicious dinner at a 4-star restaurant before spending the evening at a nice hotel (with champagne service). Let an evening of romance ensue! An added bonus would be to have fresh flower arrangements delivered to your Libra bimonthly for the next several months. They would love the fresh flowers in their home on a regular basis!
Scorpio: winter is a cold, cold time, and your Scorpio finds it hard to appreciate the colder climate, and even harder to motivate to leave their home. But you can motivate them to attend the latest museum exhibit or a series of lectures on something they are interested in if you bought them a yearly membership to a nearby museum, or looked up the calendar of events in your area for guest speakers and conferences. Give them tickets to something that will engage their mind and/or soul--they won't know how to thank you enough (spoiler: but they will try).
Sagittarius: it's time to think BIG. As in, international. Your Sag needs a trip out of the country to somewhere new and exotic. This doesn't mean Paris or Rome, but if that is what they want, then go for it. I was thinking more along the lines of Turkey, Hong Kong, Morocco, India, or Egypt. Think culturally diverse.
But you SHOULD start to think of Christmas for one very, very important reason. Mercury goes retrograde for almost the entire month of December!! Santa's sleigh won't be moving forward this December, it will actually be going backwards! The Grinch may really steal Christmas (or Hanukkah) for us this year.
Mercury will begin its final retro trip of 2010 starting on December 10 (7:04 a.m. EST) and will end its journey on December 30 (2:21 a.m. EST). As you hopefully remember by now, Mercury's retro phase tends to affect us most the 3-4 days before/during/after the beginning and end of its phase. This means that we will all feel the effects of this retro journey as soon as December 5 and as late as January 3.
With the entire holiday season at the mercy of Mercury, we HAVE to plan ahead. We know that buying major gifts, especially technology-related gifts, are a MAJOR no-no during a Mercury retrograde phase. Delays, accidents, and mishaps happen all the time during Mercury's retro trip, and I really don't think any of us want to be more delayed than we already are while standing in line for the register during the holiday season. If you are thinking "AHA! I will just order online and avoid all the problems", THINK AGAIN. Mercury affects technology and communications...so it is a pretty safe bet to assume that buying something online, and dealing with Internet connections, secure sites, shipping and handling, etc., will NOT go well.
I know, I know, I sound scary, and not just because it is almost Halloween. I am trying to warn you, devoted reader, that you can't procrastinate your Santa's check list this year. Consider it my gift to you for this holiday season.
And, to further enhance my sincerity, here are some gift suggestions for each sign (I know, it's like I am Santa AND Rudolph all at the same time!).
Capricorn: nothing warms the heart of a Capricorn more than great shoes, or the latest in electronics. Buy your Capricorn the newest iPhone, iPad, or iPod. They may already have all of the above, so consider broadening your horizons to a GPS, a premium espresso machine, a DVR, or a new flat screen TV.
Aquarius: what's the one thing all Aquarians want? A change of scenery. Buy your Aquarius two tickets to somewhere they have always wanted to go, and throw in an outfit, or sports gear, that will be apropos for the weather or location. If this means tickets to court side seats, or a box at the stadium, then so be it.
Pisces: sex is a spiritual experience, as most Pisces will tell you, so why not start the foreplay this holiday season by booking side by side massages at a spa? In fact, make a day of it. You can spend the evening at home, ordering in from your favorite restaurant, or actually going there for a soft candlelit dinner, before ending the evening in the bedroom. You can enhance the experience by throwing in sexy lingerie (or other treats and toys).
Aries: it's hard to get everything done when your schedule is as busy as an Aries. Your Aries would love a housekeeping package for several months (if not a whole year) so that they don't have to worry about keeping their home spotless. They could use that free time to go shopping and find a new wardrobe. If your Aries already has a housekeeper, why not get their car detailed?
Taurus: holidays are only as good as the booze served at the party. Treat your Taurus to a wine or beer membership club so they can enjoy new labels for months (if not the year) to come. Throw in a good label of hard liquor, and some nice glass tumblers, for good measure to get the party started.
Gemini: girls and guys just wanna have fun, and Gemini's could use a little bit of that right now. Work is getting a bit strained, and they need to feel free again. Go away for new year's eve to a remote location that they love--or want to love--and plan some fun activities (sports, wine tastings, games, what have you). Remind Gemini's that they are ALWAYS a little kid at heart.
Cancer: our little Cancers have been so stressed this year that their health has taken quite a hit. Treating them to a series of rehabilitative packages (massages, reflexology, acupuncture, etc.) would be not only therapeutic for them, but also mood-lifting. A drive to the beach, with a picnic packed, would do wonders for their soul, too.
Leo: the lion has roared a lot in 2010, and their voice has gotten quite hoarse. With a lack of feeling loved this year, your Leo is in serious need of coddling. A beautiful piece of jewelry would do the trick, or a new set of golf clubs, but so would a new car. The latter may be too expensive, but you get the drift. Buy big, or go home.
Virgo: you can never go wrong with giving a Virgo what they want most--order! A housekeeping package would make their hearts AND minds soar, but the reality is they probably already have one (either because they are neurotic, or because they don't want to get their hands dirty cleaning, or their work hours are too long to find time to clean). Still, I am throwing it out there, just in case. Otherwise, opt for buying season tickets to their favorite sports game, or buying them the newest Blackberry or iPhone on the market. They can't live without their phone, as you already know!
Libra: always spending a little too much money, your Libra would really just love for someone to pay off their credit card debt. If you can afford to take the hit, do it. But it isn't that romantic, is it? Buy your Libra tickets to go see a play or opera this holiday season and make an evening of it. Get dressed up, go to the theater, and then go to a delicious dinner at a 4-star restaurant before spending the evening at a nice hotel (with champagne service). Let an evening of romance ensue! An added bonus would be to have fresh flower arrangements delivered to your Libra bimonthly for the next several months. They would love the fresh flowers in their home on a regular basis!
Scorpio: winter is a cold, cold time, and your Scorpio finds it hard to appreciate the colder climate, and even harder to motivate to leave their home. But you can motivate them to attend the latest museum exhibit or a series of lectures on something they are interested in if you bought them a yearly membership to a nearby museum, or looked up the calendar of events in your area for guest speakers and conferences. Give them tickets to something that will engage their mind and/or soul--they won't know how to thank you enough (spoiler: but they will try).
Sagittarius: it's time to think BIG. As in, international. Your Sag needs a trip out of the country to somewhere new and exotic. This doesn't mean Paris or Rome, but if that is what they want, then go for it. I was thinking more along the lines of Turkey, Hong Kong, Morocco, India, or Egypt. Think culturally diverse.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
When Your S.O. Needs to Send an S.O.S.
We talk a lot about the pro's and con's of each of the astrological signs in our Zodiac on this blog--which career is best, what style suits us most, how do we handle conflict, etc. But really, we mostly care about astrology for how it translates into our love lives. Are we compatible? Are we doomed to complete and utter misery? Will the sex be good? Can we carry a meaningful conversation? Will my partner truly understand me? And most importantly, will my partner accept me for who I am, flaws and all?
While there are many components to your personality aside from just your Sun sign, the fact is that unless you have some pretty strong influences in your chart, or in your life, there are certain base handicaps that each sign has to deal with when they are in a relationship.
There is no one sign that is better than the other. We just have "different" angles to work with. What one person can handle is not the same as what another person can deal with.
Whether you are single or attached, take a moment to think "What are my deal breakers?" I am not talking about physical ones, but rather, emotional ones. We are all complex personalities searching to find someone who will understand, and take the time to understand, all the intricacies involved in loving us.
Here is a rough idea of what to expect from each sign.
Capricorn: you have a mistress, and she is called "work." You treat relationships like a boardroom meeting and your romance reads like a check-off "to-do" list. Your S.O. is NOT your employee. Consider them more like a joint partnership in a limited liability corporation where benefits should be equal.
Aquarius: you can't admit fault and you find it hard to empathize with your partner. Being self centered is somewhat convenient as you tend to love yourself the most. Listen to the needs of your partner. It's not always about you. Note: if you are female, stop being boy crazy! (as if you will listen). If you are male, stop cheating!
Pisces: hot one moment, and colder than a wet fish the next, your emotional climate is more volatile than that of a New England summer day. Consistency is damn right impossible for you, except when it comes to being clingy. You could learn to stop that.
Aries: your temper and need for control can be as stifling as the Devil in hell. Cool your jets, slow your roll, take a deep breath, and work it out (literally). Aries do well by going to the gym to release stress. Also, even though you like to always look like the prettier one in the relationship (and typically, you are), try not to let that ego grow too much before your partner wants to quit you.
Taurus: your partner has enough baggage without having to push you along, kicking and screaming, to do something. Damn, you are slow to move. Whether it is about marriage, children, moving homes, or making plans, you have a hard time making decisions in a timely manner. Maybe you smoke too much, or drink too much, or are just enjoying the scenery too much, to want to motivate. But you know what happens to bulls in the ring if they aren't quick enough.......
Gemini: it's hard for your S.O. to criticize you when one of your personalities is innocent, and the other is guiltier than O.J. Simpson (well, at least the 2nd time around, confirmed). Your survival instinct is to bounce between one personality to the next, much like transferring your credit card debt from card to card to get the best possible APR. Choose a personality, stick with it, and take responsibility for whatever crazy actions you just pulled. Or, in your case, for whatever anniversary dinner you didn't show up to because you were focused on your next adventure, Peter Pan.
Cancer: still waters run deep, and your partner knows this better than most. You are a wealth of emotions, just bubbling below that seemingly cold surface of yours. You hate to show vulnerability, even though you can be one of the most vulnerable signs in the Zodiac. A hug feels good, but you are afraid to admit you need one, sometimes. Worse, you tend to fall for people who can be emotionally unavailable, unpredictable, or irresponsible. In other words, you cling to the wrong people. When you find "the One", let them know it, and treat them with the love you are oh-so-capable-of.
Leo: drama, drama, drama, it's all about me, me, me. Do you know how your partner is feeling today? Did you let them talk for more than 5 minutes? And, if you did let them talk, did you LISTEN? Yes, you have a hair out of place, you may have gained 5 lbs, and your shirt needs to be ironed. But, put those things aside for a few moments to give your partner the love and attention they lust after from you. At least you aren't all about me, me, me in the bedroom. Sharing is a GOOD thing, even if you have to force yourself to do it. Oh, and don't forget, fighting isn't about winning, it's about compromising...
Virgo: your partner fell in love with you because of your active mind--you are so intelligent and witty! This is a blessing for you because your mind is your most prized possession and asset, and if your partner doesn't love the way you think, then they don't love you at all. However, you rarely, if ever, let anyone truly "in." While it is "fun" to keep guessing at the hidden corners of your mental processes, it is exhausting, too. Your partner isn't a mind reader (which is probably a life saver for you), but maybe you could provide them a handy "The Virgo Mind for Dummies Known as Your Partner" manual to help them out??
Libra: you flutter around more than a butterfly, never staying too long in one place to finish a conversation that you started. With such strong social needs, and intense flirting skills, your partner often feels like a dime a dozen in your life. Did you really mean what you said? You love the idea of love, and you love being serenaded and romanced, but can you handle the daily nitty gritty of routine? Will you still love your partner if they have their favorite old, ugly sweater on, or if their hair is a bit greasy, or their skin a bit splotchy? Beauty is often found in imperfections.
Scorpio: you are like a hurricane of emotions that could easily drown an entire city if you let yourself go. Your partner keeps reading the radar to see how strong your hurricane force winds are, knowing that when you start turning, things can get quite intense. Or, you can just as easily downgrade to a mere rainstorm. Which is it? You feel profoundly, and while that translates to some intensely sexual and spiritual experiences with your beloved, the downside of that is when you aren't in that lovin' feeling and allow yourself to plunge into some dark waters.
Sagittarius: your arrow is always pointing in the direction of a specific target or goal, dear Archer. Life is always better, the grass is always greener, on the other side. You want so dearly to accomplish all your goals, both personal and professional, that you need a partner who is willing to support you every step of the way, and typically, make your dream their own. Your jealousies can be quite intense, whether they stem from not having what you want, or not trusting the partner you are with. Resentments run strong, and actions are not easily forgiven or forgotten. Soften yourself up a bit--you get more flies with honey than with vinegar.
While there are many components to your personality aside from just your Sun sign, the fact is that unless you have some pretty strong influences in your chart, or in your life, there are certain base handicaps that each sign has to deal with when they are in a relationship.
There is no one sign that is better than the other. We just have "different" angles to work with. What one person can handle is not the same as what another person can deal with.
Whether you are single or attached, take a moment to think "What are my deal breakers?" I am not talking about physical ones, but rather, emotional ones. We are all complex personalities searching to find someone who will understand, and take the time to understand, all the intricacies involved in loving us.
Here is a rough idea of what to expect from each sign.
Capricorn: you have a mistress, and she is called "work." You treat relationships like a boardroom meeting and your romance reads like a check-off "to-do" list. Your S.O. is NOT your employee. Consider them more like a joint partnership in a limited liability corporation where benefits should be equal.
Aquarius: you can't admit fault and you find it hard to empathize with your partner. Being self centered is somewhat convenient as you tend to love yourself the most. Listen to the needs of your partner. It's not always about you. Note: if you are female, stop being boy crazy! (as if you will listen). If you are male, stop cheating!
Pisces: hot one moment, and colder than a wet fish the next, your emotional climate is more volatile than that of a New England summer day. Consistency is damn right impossible for you, except when it comes to being clingy. You could learn to stop that.
Aries: your temper and need for control can be as stifling as the Devil in hell. Cool your jets, slow your roll, take a deep breath, and work it out (literally). Aries do well by going to the gym to release stress. Also, even though you like to always look like the prettier one in the relationship (and typically, you are), try not to let that ego grow too much before your partner wants to quit you.
Taurus: your partner has enough baggage without having to push you along, kicking and screaming, to do something. Damn, you are slow to move. Whether it is about marriage, children, moving homes, or making plans, you have a hard time making decisions in a timely manner. Maybe you smoke too much, or drink too much, or are just enjoying the scenery too much, to want to motivate. But you know what happens to bulls in the ring if they aren't quick enough.......
Gemini: it's hard for your S.O. to criticize you when one of your personalities is innocent, and the other is guiltier than O.J. Simpson (well, at least the 2nd time around, confirmed). Your survival instinct is to bounce between one personality to the next, much like transferring your credit card debt from card to card to get the best possible APR. Choose a personality, stick with it, and take responsibility for whatever crazy actions you just pulled. Or, in your case, for whatever anniversary dinner you didn't show up to because you were focused on your next adventure, Peter Pan.
Cancer: still waters run deep, and your partner knows this better than most. You are a wealth of emotions, just bubbling below that seemingly cold surface of yours. You hate to show vulnerability, even though you can be one of the most vulnerable signs in the Zodiac. A hug feels good, but you are afraid to admit you need one, sometimes. Worse, you tend to fall for people who can be emotionally unavailable, unpredictable, or irresponsible. In other words, you cling to the wrong people. When you find "the One", let them know it, and treat them with the love you are oh-so-capable-of.
Leo: drama, drama, drama, it's all about me, me, me. Do you know how your partner is feeling today? Did you let them talk for more than 5 minutes? And, if you did let them talk, did you LISTEN? Yes, you have a hair out of place, you may have gained 5 lbs, and your shirt needs to be ironed. But, put those things aside for a few moments to give your partner the love and attention they lust after from you. At least you aren't all about me, me, me in the bedroom. Sharing is a GOOD thing, even if you have to force yourself to do it. Oh, and don't forget, fighting isn't about winning, it's about compromising...
Virgo: your partner fell in love with you because of your active mind--you are so intelligent and witty! This is a blessing for you because your mind is your most prized possession and asset, and if your partner doesn't love the way you think, then they don't love you at all. However, you rarely, if ever, let anyone truly "in." While it is "fun" to keep guessing at the hidden corners of your mental processes, it is exhausting, too. Your partner isn't a mind reader (which is probably a life saver for you), but maybe you could provide them a handy "The Virgo Mind for Dummies Known as Your Partner" manual to help them out??
Libra: you flutter around more than a butterfly, never staying too long in one place to finish a conversation that you started. With such strong social needs, and intense flirting skills, your partner often feels like a dime a dozen in your life. Did you really mean what you said? You love the idea of love, and you love being serenaded and romanced, but can you handle the daily nitty gritty of routine? Will you still love your partner if they have their favorite old, ugly sweater on, or if their hair is a bit greasy, or their skin a bit splotchy? Beauty is often found in imperfections.
Scorpio: you are like a hurricane of emotions that could easily drown an entire city if you let yourself go. Your partner keeps reading the radar to see how strong your hurricane force winds are, knowing that when you start turning, things can get quite intense. Or, you can just as easily downgrade to a mere rainstorm. Which is it? You feel profoundly, and while that translates to some intensely sexual and spiritual experiences with your beloved, the downside of that is when you aren't in that lovin' feeling and allow yourself to plunge into some dark waters.
Sagittarius: your arrow is always pointing in the direction of a specific target or goal, dear Archer. Life is always better, the grass is always greener, on the other side. You want so dearly to accomplish all your goals, both personal and professional, that you need a partner who is willing to support you every step of the way, and typically, make your dream their own. Your jealousies can be quite intense, whether they stem from not having what you want, or not trusting the partner you are with. Resentments run strong, and actions are not easily forgiven or forgotten. Soften yourself up a bit--you get more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Ten Things I Really Hate (Not Really) About You
Every astrological sign has a weird quirk, tick, or style. Some hide it better than others, but the wolf can only remain hidden in sheep's clothing for so long before the truth comes out.
Ironically, it is the weird quirk, tick, or style that makes signs easy for me to spot in a crowd. I may not know your name, but I can guess your sign (or element) as if it were a flashing neon sign on your forehead.
But don't get me wrong--I wouldn't dare suggest you change your habits, mannerisms, style, or what have you. It helps give the world a bit of logic and order when things appear as they should, unlike how they do in the rear view or side mirror of a car.
In fact, I love and fully embrace these tell tale signs. It gives power to the argument that Astrology isn't all bunk, and that the cosmos have a wicked sense of humor (which, thank goodness for that given the somewhat sad state of affairs of the world that we live in today!).
So, let's uncover a few of these "wolves" by huffing and puffing and blowing THEIR houses down:
Capricorn: tends to have a crooked smile or grin and a boyish physique or personality. The men love wearing quality suits or trendy designer labels, and the women are obsessed with crazy prints and high heels. More often than not, a Capricorn has a loud voice and a tendency to have many lines/wrinkles around the eyes and mouth as they grow older (hopefully from laughing, but sometimes from being too serious). Think of: Matt Lauer, Katie Couric
Aquarius: tends to have a lot of nervous energy and an annoyed look on their face (like someone just said something stupid, or dropped a stink bomb nearby). Typically, that annoyed look on their face is coupled with a shit grin that either A) makes you wonder what on earth they will say next for shock value, or B) makes you wonder what drugs they are on today to make them seem so happy. Easily the first one out to dance on the dance floor, or sing karaoke, this sign tends to love being a bit ridiculous for the sake of a good time. Expect crazy, current fashion statements and quirky jewelry to adorn their fidgety body. Think of: Sarah Palin, Bill Maher
Pisces: always looks a little lost or glazed over in the eyes. It could be the drugs (prescription or illegal, it doesn't matter), or the endorphins from the gym, but they seem to always be in a place far, far away from reality. They can charm and dazzle, and suddenly fixate their glare on you in an unnerving, soul searching manner. Bastards! Typically surrounded by animals or children, they also have a soft heart for "weaker" beings (weaker in terms of age or capability, both physically and mentally). AKA, they root for the underdog and are also obsessed with dogs. Expect to see them splattered with paint or food, or writing in their journal or music sheets, with a look of profound wisdom (real or imaginary) settling on their face. Think of: Drew Barrymore, Javier Bardem
Aries: looks pissed most of the time, frustrated and bemused the other half. A lack of tolerance for stupidity or slow moving people can get this sign flustered quite easily. Charming and engaging, they are typically telling a joke (something raunchy and inappropriate if they can help it) or discussing gossip. They roll their eyes quite frequently when they don't agree with something or someone or the world at large. You can find them in designer apparel and dressed to impress (or to make a statement--not always the same thing, mind you) if they aren't wearing their gym outfit (which can also be very fashionable). Brooding eyes, thin lips, and a snap opinion tend to be their signature style. Think of: Sarah Jessica Parker, Joe Scarborough
Taurus: looks like they just smoked a joint or drank a few too many glasses of wine. Maybe that is why they move slow, or act drunk most the time. They come off light hearted and as if nothing bothers them--as if Mother Nature is cuddling them. What's fun to see is when a Taurus is pissed. You can literally SEE the steam rolling out of their ears. In general, they have a slow walk, a larger build, and a serene smile on their face (again, must be the drogas). If there is music playing, they certainly will start moving with the beat--they won't pass up an opportunity to make something sexual or a little more risque. Despite all the above, they also look grounded, even if/when they aren't. Think of: Jay Leno, Cate Blanchett
Gemini: will be talking quickly and using their hands frequently and probably has cuts on their fingers from breaking too many glasses with all the arm flailing they have going on. Loud and chatty, they don't stay quiet for long, unless you find that rare breed of Gemini that is quiet (and watch out--those are the ones that tend to exhibit the infamous Gemini dual personality by masking who they really are). Gemini's tend to have long faces and be quite slender, which is a good thing as they always hang around the food. Their personality and demeanor may change from minute to minute, and their eyes are constantly flashing a new emotion or opinion. You can be quite entertained watching a Gemini light up about something they love--it's like a child with a Christmas present. Think of: Heidi Klum, Donald Trump
Cancer: will be carefully and deliberately evaluating everything going on around them. Quiet and observant, they are summing up their surroundings as if they are the prey and everyone else is a predator. Once they feel safe (or have had one too many drinks in them), they start chatting and dominating a conversation with their opinions, surprising those around them of how intensely they feel about something, or how perceptive they were about someone, when all they seemed to be doing was minding their own business. This sign tends to be a bit heavy in the stomach area and have a heart shaped face. They remind you of Mom, even though they definitely don't want you to call them that. Think of: George W. Bush, Meryl Streep
Leo: will be wearing something borderline risque and proudly flaunt it. Sexual and charismatic, they will be flirting with everyone and have no fear of body contact. There is a regal air about them (if you look closely, you can actually SEE the crown on their head) that makes you feel very important to be around them. Also typically telling a joke, or enjoying delicious food and wine, this is a sign that really enjoys experiences and is engaged in whatever it is that they are doing. Think of: Jennifer Lopez, Bill Clinton
Virgo: will look as quiet and unassuming as possible, and typically will be standing in the corner. They won't have a flick of lint on them, and their hair will be in place. Though their bag may be a mess on the inside, and their underwear may not be matching that day, EXTERNALLY, they look put together in a very simple way. No frills for this sign, unless they are looking to impress you in the bedroom with their latest toy. They appear to be humble, even if they have their chin up (note that they won't look you in the eye when they walk for fear that you can spot their insecurity), and if you look closely at THIS sign, you will literally see the weight of the world on their shoulders. Think of: Colin Firth, Blake Lively
Libra: laughing, talking and talking, this sign will be socializing with everyone in the office, restaurant, or party. The men are charmers and smooth talkers, the women are laughing about something they just heard, and with their predisposition to wearing a lot of color, they always seem so light hearted and foot loose and fancy free. Very feminine and graceful, both the men AND women of this sign remind you of the word 'balance' when you meet them. Think of: Catherine Zeta Jones, Michael Douglas
Scorpio: what you wouldn't give to know what's going on in this sign's head! Trust, it is scandalous and entirely opposite of what they are saying. There is a mysterious, dark, and intense nature behind that dazzling smile and laugh that all Scorpio's have been blessed with. They laugh, tell jokes, smile often, and keep things light-hearted until BAM! they turn out the lights. They don't see attention, but they do command it when they want it. They can sum up their feelings on someone or something in a very simple statement that is quite effective--no need for you to second guess their true feelings on a subject once they have told you where they stand. Scorpio's tend to have a lovely laugh and a big/wide set mouth that helps them have a terrific smile. Think of: Julia Roberts, Matthew McConaughey
Sagittarius: forceful, determined, opinionated, and ready to debate, this sign always looks like it has something to say on the tip of their tongue. They will be leading the group discussion and telling a very long joke or story, which doesn't seem to be a problem because they are very entertaining story tellers. A potty mouth or controversial opinion is never too far behind. They watch with an amusing smile as they look someone up and down and form an opinion. If they don't like you, they hold their jaw tight and their eyes start to get smaller and smaller, their fists will often clench and their face will get red (note: they get into fights often, especially when drunk, so best to stay away from them in an alley near a bar if they start looking like the aforementioned description). Think of: Jon Stewart, Ann Coulter
Ironically, it is the weird quirk, tick, or style that makes signs easy for me to spot in a crowd. I may not know your name, but I can guess your sign (or element) as if it were a flashing neon sign on your forehead.
But don't get me wrong--I wouldn't dare suggest you change your habits, mannerisms, style, or what have you. It helps give the world a bit of logic and order when things appear as they should, unlike how they do in the rear view or side mirror of a car.
In fact, I love and fully embrace these tell tale signs. It gives power to the argument that Astrology isn't all bunk, and that the cosmos have a wicked sense of humor (which, thank goodness for that given the somewhat sad state of affairs of the world that we live in today!).
So, let's uncover a few of these "wolves" by huffing and puffing and blowing THEIR houses down:
Capricorn: tends to have a crooked smile or grin and a boyish physique or personality. The men love wearing quality suits or trendy designer labels, and the women are obsessed with crazy prints and high heels. More often than not, a Capricorn has a loud voice and a tendency to have many lines/wrinkles around the eyes and mouth as they grow older (hopefully from laughing, but sometimes from being too serious). Think of: Matt Lauer, Katie Couric
Aquarius: tends to have a lot of nervous energy and an annoyed look on their face (like someone just said something stupid, or dropped a stink bomb nearby). Typically, that annoyed look on their face is coupled with a shit grin that either A) makes you wonder what on earth they will say next for shock value, or B) makes you wonder what drugs they are on today to make them seem so happy. Easily the first one out to dance on the dance floor, or sing karaoke, this sign tends to love being a bit ridiculous for the sake of a good time. Expect crazy, current fashion statements and quirky jewelry to adorn their fidgety body. Think of: Sarah Palin, Bill Maher
Pisces: always looks a little lost or glazed over in the eyes. It could be the drugs (prescription or illegal, it doesn't matter), or the endorphins from the gym, but they seem to always be in a place far, far away from reality. They can charm and dazzle, and suddenly fixate their glare on you in an unnerving, soul searching manner. Bastards! Typically surrounded by animals or children, they also have a soft heart for "weaker" beings (weaker in terms of age or capability, both physically and mentally). AKA, they root for the underdog and are also obsessed with dogs. Expect to see them splattered with paint or food, or writing in their journal or music sheets, with a look of profound wisdom (real or imaginary) settling on their face. Think of: Drew Barrymore, Javier Bardem
Aries: looks pissed most of the time, frustrated and bemused the other half. A lack of tolerance for stupidity or slow moving people can get this sign flustered quite easily. Charming and engaging, they are typically telling a joke (something raunchy and inappropriate if they can help it) or discussing gossip. They roll their eyes quite frequently when they don't agree with something or someone or the world at large. You can find them in designer apparel and dressed to impress (or to make a statement--not always the same thing, mind you) if they aren't wearing their gym outfit (which can also be very fashionable). Brooding eyes, thin lips, and a snap opinion tend to be their signature style. Think of: Sarah Jessica Parker, Joe Scarborough
Taurus: looks like they just smoked a joint or drank a few too many glasses of wine. Maybe that is why they move slow, or act drunk most the time. They come off light hearted and as if nothing bothers them--as if Mother Nature is cuddling them. What's fun to see is when a Taurus is pissed. You can literally SEE the steam rolling out of their ears. In general, they have a slow walk, a larger build, and a serene smile on their face (again, must be the drogas). If there is music playing, they certainly will start moving with the beat--they won't pass up an opportunity to make something sexual or a little more risque. Despite all the above, they also look grounded, even if/when they aren't. Think of: Jay Leno, Cate Blanchett
Gemini: will be talking quickly and using their hands frequently and probably has cuts on their fingers from breaking too many glasses with all the arm flailing they have going on. Loud and chatty, they don't stay quiet for long, unless you find that rare breed of Gemini that is quiet (and watch out--those are the ones that tend to exhibit the infamous Gemini dual personality by masking who they really are). Gemini's tend to have long faces and be quite slender, which is a good thing as they always hang around the food. Their personality and demeanor may change from minute to minute, and their eyes are constantly flashing a new emotion or opinion. You can be quite entertained watching a Gemini light up about something they love--it's like a child with a Christmas present. Think of: Heidi Klum, Donald Trump
Cancer: will be carefully and deliberately evaluating everything going on around them. Quiet and observant, they are summing up their surroundings as if they are the prey and everyone else is a predator. Once they feel safe (or have had one too many drinks in them), they start chatting and dominating a conversation with their opinions, surprising those around them of how intensely they feel about something, or how perceptive they were about someone, when all they seemed to be doing was minding their own business. This sign tends to be a bit heavy in the stomach area and have a heart shaped face. They remind you of Mom, even though they definitely don't want you to call them that. Think of: George W. Bush, Meryl Streep
Leo: will be wearing something borderline risque and proudly flaunt it. Sexual and charismatic, they will be flirting with everyone and have no fear of body contact. There is a regal air about them (if you look closely, you can actually SEE the crown on their head) that makes you feel very important to be around them. Also typically telling a joke, or enjoying delicious food and wine, this is a sign that really enjoys experiences and is engaged in whatever it is that they are doing. Think of: Jennifer Lopez, Bill Clinton
Virgo: will look as quiet and unassuming as possible, and typically will be standing in the corner. They won't have a flick of lint on them, and their hair will be in place. Though their bag may be a mess on the inside, and their underwear may not be matching that day, EXTERNALLY, they look put together in a very simple way. No frills for this sign, unless they are looking to impress you in the bedroom with their latest toy. They appear to be humble, even if they have their chin up (note that they won't look you in the eye when they walk for fear that you can spot their insecurity), and if you look closely at THIS sign, you will literally see the weight of the world on their shoulders. Think of: Colin Firth, Blake Lively
Libra: laughing, talking and talking, this sign will be socializing with everyone in the office, restaurant, or party. The men are charmers and smooth talkers, the women are laughing about something they just heard, and with their predisposition to wearing a lot of color, they always seem so light hearted and foot loose and fancy free. Very feminine and graceful, both the men AND women of this sign remind you of the word 'balance' when you meet them. Think of: Catherine Zeta Jones, Michael Douglas
Scorpio: what you wouldn't give to know what's going on in this sign's head! Trust, it is scandalous and entirely opposite of what they are saying. There is a mysterious, dark, and intense nature behind that dazzling smile and laugh that all Scorpio's have been blessed with. They laugh, tell jokes, smile often, and keep things light-hearted until BAM! they turn out the lights. They don't see attention, but they do command it when they want it. They can sum up their feelings on someone or something in a very simple statement that is quite effective--no need for you to second guess their true feelings on a subject once they have told you where they stand. Scorpio's tend to have a lovely laugh and a big/wide set mouth that helps them have a terrific smile. Think of: Julia Roberts, Matthew McConaughey
Sagittarius: forceful, determined, opinionated, and ready to debate, this sign always looks like it has something to say on the tip of their tongue. They will be leading the group discussion and telling a very long joke or story, which doesn't seem to be a problem because they are very entertaining story tellers. A potty mouth or controversial opinion is never too far behind. They watch with an amusing smile as they look someone up and down and form an opinion. If they don't like you, they hold their jaw tight and their eyes start to get smaller and smaller, their fists will often clench and their face will get red (note: they get into fights often, especially when drunk, so best to stay away from them in an alley near a bar if they start looking like the aforementioned description). Think of: Jon Stewart, Ann Coulter
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Are You An Astro-Addict? Ten Simple Ways To Tell
There are millions of web sites on the Internet, and the list keeps growing exponentially on a daily basis. You can research anything from pre-historic remains to the latest study on genetic engineering, or just opt for your run-of-the-mill YouTube clip. The Internet can be your best friend, and your worst enemy, all in one. How many times have you delayed turning in a project, or stayed up late at night, because you can't stop searching for new information or posting something utterly UNimportant on Facebook, like what you ate for dinner?
Some would say that there is no such thing as too much information, but what if your focus is only on ONE thing? What if your day or life revolves around one concept or idea? While I am not here to promote that everyone dash to the theater to watch Inception, the question is palpable: when is an idea a parasite, and when is an interest an addiction?
Perhaps I am blaspheming my only child here by turning the tables (or flipping them) on my darling astro baby blog, but this is a site all about astrology, so why not sacrifice my own creation for the sake of discussion?
Astrology is a funny science. Some people roll their eyes at the mere mention of it, and some deny they know anything about it ("My sign? I don't know what you are talking about...is 'sign' the plural form of sinuses? Because my allergies are awful this season!"). Fact is, you would be remiss to find a person who truly didn't know their sign. Funny aside: I consider it a jackpot if someone knows their Rising Sign or Moon Sign (I like the odds diminishing in my favor of figuring someone out sooner than later).
But, conversely, there are those who live by Astrology and make important decisions based on their sign, the planetary motions, their birth chart reports, or their daily horoscope. When does "normal" turn into "you crazy, bitch"?
Here are ten simple signs that may indicate you are an Astro-Addict and your Moon should back away from Uranus:
10. You have a pet named Cosmo, Astro, Karma, or they are named after a major planet like Venus, Jupiter, Mercury, or Mars (bonus: if you named your animal after a planetary motion, like "Retrograde")
9. Your home is decorated in all various forms of astrological art, such as moons, stars, natal charts, and symbols (bonus: your bed duvet or blanket is of the Zodiac)
8. Madame Cleo, or some other toll free psychic hotline, is on your speed dial (bonus: the number is in your top 10 or top 5)
7. You have a tattoo of your sign somewhere on your body (bonus: it is larger than your thumb print and/or visible to the public)
6. When you meet someone new, one of the first things you ask them is "What's your sign?" (bonus: that IS the first thing you ask them)
5. A person's sign will definitively determine whether or not you get involved in a friendship, business arrangement, or amorous relationship with them (bonus: you don't make it a secret that your decision was based on astrology and you react with horror when they tell you their "offending" sign)
4. Your Internet bookmarks are filled with astrology web sites (bonus: they are ONLY filled with astrology web sites)
3. You know the astrological sign of every famous person, dead or alive (bonus: you know their exact birthday, too)
2. You won't leave your house in the morning until you have read your daily horoscope (bonus: you decide NOT to leave your house if it looks like it's gonna be a bad day)
1. You WRITE the daily horoscopes (bonus: you also contribute to a monthly review)
Of course, having only one or a few of these checked off doesn't mean you are an addict, it just means you have a healthy hobby (well, if you know the exact birthdays of famous people who are dead or alive, it may not be all that healthy...but I digress). But if more than 50% of these ring true, if not 100%, well then, welcome to my version of "AA" - Astroholic Anonymous!
Though, at the end of the day, who really cares? The only person who may suffer from your astro addiction is your cat, Karma, whom you adopted because her Moon was in your house, and her daily horoscope that morning told you that she was going to have a rough day...
Some would say that there is no such thing as too much information, but what if your focus is only on ONE thing? What if your day or life revolves around one concept or idea? While I am not here to promote that everyone dash to the theater to watch Inception, the question is palpable: when is an idea a parasite, and when is an interest an addiction?
Perhaps I am blaspheming my only child here by turning the tables (or flipping them) on my darling astro baby blog, but this is a site all about astrology, so why not sacrifice my own creation for the sake of discussion?
Astrology is a funny science. Some people roll their eyes at the mere mention of it, and some deny they know anything about it ("My sign? I don't know what you are talking about...is 'sign' the plural form of sinuses? Because my allergies are awful this season!"). Fact is, you would be remiss to find a person who truly didn't know their sign. Funny aside: I consider it a jackpot if someone knows their Rising Sign or Moon Sign (I like the odds diminishing in my favor of figuring someone out sooner than later).
But, conversely, there are those who live by Astrology and make important decisions based on their sign, the planetary motions, their birth chart reports, or their daily horoscope. When does "normal" turn into "you crazy, bitch"?
Here are ten simple signs that may indicate you are an Astro-Addict and your Moon should back away from Uranus:
10. You have a pet named Cosmo, Astro, Karma, or they are named after a major planet like Venus, Jupiter, Mercury, or Mars (bonus: if you named your animal after a planetary motion, like "Retrograde")
9. Your home is decorated in all various forms of astrological art, such as moons, stars, natal charts, and symbols (bonus: your bed duvet or blanket is of the Zodiac)
8. Madame Cleo, or some other toll free psychic hotline, is on your speed dial (bonus: the number is in your top 10 or top 5)
7. You have a tattoo of your sign somewhere on your body (bonus: it is larger than your thumb print and/or visible to the public)
6. When you meet someone new, one of the first things you ask them is "What's your sign?" (bonus: that IS the first thing you ask them)
5. A person's sign will definitively determine whether or not you get involved in a friendship, business arrangement, or amorous relationship with them (bonus: you don't make it a secret that your decision was based on astrology and you react with horror when they tell you their "offending" sign)
4. Your Internet bookmarks are filled with astrology web sites (bonus: they are ONLY filled with astrology web sites)
3. You know the astrological sign of every famous person, dead or alive (bonus: you know their exact birthday, too)
2. You won't leave your house in the morning until you have read your daily horoscope (bonus: you decide NOT to leave your house if it looks like it's gonna be a bad day)
1. You WRITE the daily horoscopes (bonus: you also contribute to a monthly review)
Of course, having only one or a few of these checked off doesn't mean you are an addict, it just means you have a healthy hobby (well, if you know the exact birthdays of famous people who are dead or alive, it may not be all that healthy...but I digress). But if more than 50% of these ring true, if not 100%, well then, welcome to my version of "AA" - Astroholic Anonymous!
Though, at the end of the day, who really cares? The only person who may suffer from your astro addiction is your cat, Karma, whom you adopted because her Moon was in your house, and her daily horoscope that morning told you that she was going to have a rough day...
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
My Moon Made Me Do It!
With all this talk about the summer sun and all the fun we will have on the beach in our polka dot bikinis, I thought it only fair to strike a balance in the Universe of this blog site by talking about the darker side of things. Or, as Pink Floyd coined it, “the dark side of the Moon.”
Gemini’s may get a bad rap for having multiple personalities, and Scorpio’s may win for having more faces than Eve, but the truth is, we ALL have an inner self that is much different than the outer one we portray on a day-to-day basis at work, with friends, at a social event, in a relationship, etc.
Have you ever felt that people never understand the real you? That everyone thinks you are so sociable and outgoing, yet you are truly deep down an introvert who prefers peace and quiet? Or, perhaps, you are the opposite—someone who comes off shy at first, but then is a total chatterbox/star of the group once you warm up?
How is it that the person everyone else sees is different than how you see yourself?
Simply put, it is the yin and yang of your Sun and your Moon that is causing this external and internal dichotomy. While I often say that a person’s Sun sign is not enough to judge their astrological character when there are 11 other planets and a gazillion other factors involved (the position of those planets, your Houses, your Nodes, how you were raised, etc.), if you want to pair it down to the bare essentials, the relationship between your Sun and your Moon is fairly indicative of your personality. The Moon is the foundation and the Sun is the roof of your own astrological house, if you will.
As with Mother Nature, the Sun is the "you" that everyone sees. It is the face you put out to the world and use to protect your inner self—your Moon. Your Moon is the real interpretation of yourself, your innermost thoughts, desires, and perceptions. Your Moon is what you aspire to be and who you already think you are. Ironically, some people may perceive your Moon sign rather than your Sun sign when they first meet you. If someone is a true soul reader, they most likely will be able to guess your Moon sign because they can see right through to the core of who you are and get past the bright lights of those Sun rays you are shining off.
Does this mean I am saying that your true self is dark and miserable? No, not at all. But your Moon is as mysterious as the real one itself. And, if your Sun and your Moon are entirely different signs/elements, you may find yourself dealing with some pretty interesting dilemmas in your lifetime.
For example, you may be an introverted and introspective Virgo Sun with an outgoing and sexual Aries Moon. How do you strike a balance between such differing personalities? Who is the real you? The one who wants to live free and experience passion and life and fight or debate for what you feel is right in order to honor your Aries Moon? Or the one who wants to play it safe, keep to yourself, and avoid strong gusts of emotion to honor your Virgo Sun? How do you reconcile a balance? Do you show passion in work and indifference in your personal relationships?
What if you are an outgoing Gemini Sun who can’t stop talking, but your Moon is in introverted, stable, and controlling Capricorn? Can you learn to let go and enjoy life the way a Gemini should/would, or do you play it safe and save your money in a 401k because your Capricorn Moon will freak out otherwise?
More importantly, what happens if you don’t acknowledge this dichotomy in you? Your Moon makes you do more things than you realize. It can hold you back or push you forward past your boundaries depending on how much control you give it, and, ironically, how much control you let go of.
Sometimes people aren’t even aware of how much they allow their Moon to affect them. When people say they don’t feel like a true version of their Sun sign, I always ask them what their Moon is, and whether they find it to be a more accurate definition of who they are. It turns out that, if you don’t identify with your Sun, you are 99.9% likely to identify with your Moon.
Figure out which planet dominates you. How does it hold you back? How does it help you move forward? What are the good traits it gives you? The bad?
You don’t need to check into a therapist’s office to find out if you have bipolar personality disorder or schizophrenia (note: this is not formal medical advice, if you really are crazy, go see a psychiatrist)—check out your birth chart first!
My favorite online—and free!—birth chart sites can be found on the left hand side of this blog. Once you know your Sun and Moon sign combo, visit Astrology-Numerology’s site (click here) to view a direct report on how the two signs play off of one another.
Find the time to figure yourself out. Be a little narcissistic in the middle of the work day. Your boss won’t mind. In fact, your boss never needs to know. Trust.
Gemini’s may get a bad rap for having multiple personalities, and Scorpio’s may win for having more faces than Eve, but the truth is, we ALL have an inner self that is much different than the outer one we portray on a day-to-day basis at work, with friends, at a social event, in a relationship, etc.
Have you ever felt that people never understand the real you? That everyone thinks you are so sociable and outgoing, yet you are truly deep down an introvert who prefers peace and quiet? Or, perhaps, you are the opposite—someone who comes off shy at first, but then is a total chatterbox/star of the group once you warm up?
How is it that the person everyone else sees is different than how you see yourself?
Simply put, it is the yin and yang of your Sun and your Moon that is causing this external and internal dichotomy. While I often say that a person’s Sun sign is not enough to judge their astrological character when there are 11 other planets and a gazillion other factors involved (the position of those planets, your Houses, your Nodes, how you were raised, etc.), if you want to pair it down to the bare essentials, the relationship between your Sun and your Moon is fairly indicative of your personality. The Moon is the foundation and the Sun is the roof of your own astrological house, if you will.
As with Mother Nature, the Sun is the "you" that everyone sees. It is the face you put out to the world and use to protect your inner self—your Moon. Your Moon is the real interpretation of yourself, your innermost thoughts, desires, and perceptions. Your Moon is what you aspire to be and who you already think you are. Ironically, some people may perceive your Moon sign rather than your Sun sign when they first meet you. If someone is a true soul reader, they most likely will be able to guess your Moon sign because they can see right through to the core of who you are and get past the bright lights of those Sun rays you are shining off.
Does this mean I am saying that your true self is dark and miserable? No, not at all. But your Moon is as mysterious as the real one itself. And, if your Sun and your Moon are entirely different signs/elements, you may find yourself dealing with some pretty interesting dilemmas in your lifetime.
For example, you may be an introverted and introspective Virgo Sun with an outgoing and sexual Aries Moon. How do you strike a balance between such differing personalities? Who is the real you? The one who wants to live free and experience passion and life and fight or debate for what you feel is right in order to honor your Aries Moon? Or the one who wants to play it safe, keep to yourself, and avoid strong gusts of emotion to honor your Virgo Sun? How do you reconcile a balance? Do you show passion in work and indifference in your personal relationships?
What if you are an outgoing Gemini Sun who can’t stop talking, but your Moon is in introverted, stable, and controlling Capricorn? Can you learn to let go and enjoy life the way a Gemini should/would, or do you play it safe and save your money in a 401k because your Capricorn Moon will freak out otherwise?
More importantly, what happens if you don’t acknowledge this dichotomy in you? Your Moon makes you do more things than you realize. It can hold you back or push you forward past your boundaries depending on how much control you give it, and, ironically, how much control you let go of.
Sometimes people aren’t even aware of how much they allow their Moon to affect them. When people say they don’t feel like a true version of their Sun sign, I always ask them what their Moon is, and whether they find it to be a more accurate definition of who they are. It turns out that, if you don’t identify with your Sun, you are 99.9% likely to identify with your Moon.
Figure out which planet dominates you. How does it hold you back? How does it help you move forward? What are the good traits it gives you? The bad?
You don’t need to check into a therapist’s office to find out if you have bipolar personality disorder or schizophrenia (note: this is not formal medical advice, if you really are crazy, go see a psychiatrist)—check out your birth chart first!
My favorite online—and free!—birth chart sites can be found on the left hand side of this blog. Once you know your Sun and Moon sign combo, visit Astrology-Numerology’s site (click here) to view a direct report on how the two signs play off of one another.
Find the time to figure yourself out. Be a little narcissistic in the middle of the work day. Your boss won’t mind. In fact, your boss never needs to know. Trust.
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Summer Lovin', Had Me Some Fun...
April showers bring May flowers, and March came in like a lion and out like a lamb, so here's a toast to fields of flowers (with low pollen counts for you allergy sufferers out there) and plenty of sun in the upcoming months when Spring slowly turns into Summer.
Here are some things to be excited about:
1) Mercury will be out of retrograde as of May 11. It started on April 18, and it has been killer so far, as evidenced from the many e-mails I have received asking "Is Mercury in retro or something? My life has been f$%$%$^%$ this past week." Why, yes, yes it is in retro. Forewarned is forearmed!
2) The days are getting longer, which means leaving work when the sun is still shining.
3) SUMMER VACATION!!!
Now, for all you Virgo's out there thinking, "I never take a vacation", how about finally taking a "risk" and doing something fun? Seriously, it is life changing to actually ENJOY life. Why not spend time with your favorite Cancer, who is giddy about digging their crabby little claws into the sand and enjoying the smell of the ocean air, and plan a sweet little vacation?
In fact, why doesn't everyone start planning their Summer vacations right now? Airline industries may be suffering thanks to freak volcanic eruptions in Iceland, but that doesn't mean your travel plans should suffer any longer (unless the airlines decide to hike up ticket costs to cover their own expenses, in which case, ACT FAST!).
Here are some helpful tips and suggestions for where to go on your next vacation and enjoy what Summer has to offer you.
Capricorn: lots of life changes this year, and many of you are having a baby, or starting a new company (which is like a baby), so you need to make sure your energy levels are being replenished regularly to avoid over-stressing your already workaholic system. Consider a mountain/lakeside retreat that provides on site massage services and a fine dining restaurant to indulge your taste buds.
Aquarius: too many projects, too little time. You have been burning both ends with frequent travel and/or projects, and have barely spent time in your own home. Since a staycation may give you hives, try something calming like a weekend in the countryside, visiting vineyards or enjoying some picnics. You need to recharge. And hey, if the French countryside sounds like a good spot to sit down and have some brie and a baguette, then so be it.
Pisces: you have been putting more time into your career and long term goals than ever before, and while most of you are watching your savings accounts, it wouldn't hurt to be a little generous right now with yourself and your loved one and do something special. You could piggy back a volunteer opportunity with a vacation destination, perhaps joining a fundraising campaign or local church event to raise money. Better yet, go lend a hand in another country, or even here in the U.S. (New Orleans?), and enjoy immersing yourself in a new culture, while also doing something to help mankind.
Aries: you have to watch your health with all this stress and frustration building up inside you. Take a time out. In your case, a staycation might be the ticket, but so would going to a nice hotel/resort somewhere exciting and upbeat(Miami, New York, Los Angeles, etc) where you can dance all night or go seek out fun new events, such as art exhibits, music concerts, and fashion trunk shows.
Taurus: working more hours than normal has made you feel a bit off-balanced. Go visit a friend in another state and enjoy his/her company, and city (or town), for a week. Chill on the beach, at a vineyard, or in the woods, and catch up on your reading, meditate, and re-engage yourself in your hobbies. Napa Valley would be a great destination spot, but if that is too far from where you are, look up local vineyards in your state. If there is an estate, book a reservation for a room and a nice dinner (and maybe throw in a massage while you are at it).
Gemini: hello, run down busy-bee! Slow down and take some deep breathes. Go sit out in the park and take a nap, catch up on gossip magazines or that book next to your nightstand, and fill your mind with fun and entertaining things rather then staying immersed in so much seriousness. Get tickets to your favorite sporting event, or to a new exhibit (preferably out of town and in a nearby city), and treat yourself. Stop off at the beach on your way home. You could use a little sun.
Cancer: time for an adventure, little crab. Since you come alive during the warm, summer months, show the world what you are made of and strut your stuff. Plan a trip somewhere new and fun and enjoy learning about new cultures, foods, and histories. You are ready to be stimulated--in more ways than one! Try India, Asia, Africa, or South America. DO IT!
Leo: you are approaching serious red-level danger codes if you don't take a step back and evaluate before moving forward. Stop focusing on everyone else, and look inward. Take a trip somewhere relaxing, but also where you can go out at night and slut yourself up for some naughty fun. Cheap flights to Mexico or South America may do the trick. Find a resort package and book it!
Virgo: yes, yes, we know, you don't take vacations. Bla bla bla. It is boring to hear. Even if you have to go by yourself, just treat yourself with something that will engage your mind. Perhaps there is a convention somewhere that focuses on your favorite hobby? Book tickets to attend whatever conference/convention that interests you (please try and make it NON work-related), and if it is in a not-so-fun location, check out nearby spots for daytime or overnight trips.
Libra: time to take a trip with your best friends and totally stir things up. While it may sound cliche, you just need to go to the beach and experience some good old "Spring Break" type of fun. If your Spring Break locations are as cool as Ibiza or somewhere on the Mediterranean, then by all means, go. If it is only as thrilling as the Jersey Shore, who cares? The important part is who you go with (hint: someone fun who may make you do something scandalous!).
Scorpio: explore and learn! It is time you uncover the hidden truths of a foreign land, maybe tie it into something spiritual. Try Stonehedge or Macchu Picchu--absorb all that you can about the myths and the spiritual symbolism of these revered places and let that inspire you for whatever is missing in your life right now. If you can't go international, try a local historic town to get your occult juices flowing.
Sagittarius: your travel clock is ticking. You need an adventure!! Find a last minute deal online and just go somewhere outrageous for no other reason than it would be a great story to tell. Don't plan an itinerary. Just go. Try something fun like a safari in Africa, whale watching in Vancouver British Columbia, dancing in Buenos Aires, or surfing in Australia. You get the picture: WILD, RANDOM, FUN!
And if you don't know where to begin, just go to your preferred Internet search engine, type in some key words, and see where Fate directs you.
Happy Travels!
Here are some things to be excited about:
1) Mercury will be out of retrograde as of May 11. It started on April 18, and it has been killer so far, as evidenced from the many e-mails I have received asking "Is Mercury in retro or something? My life has been f$%$%$^%$ this past week." Why, yes, yes it is in retro. Forewarned is forearmed!
2) The days are getting longer, which means leaving work when the sun is still shining.
3) SUMMER VACATION!!!
Now, for all you Virgo's out there thinking, "I never take a vacation", how about finally taking a "risk" and doing something fun? Seriously, it is life changing to actually ENJOY life. Why not spend time with your favorite Cancer, who is giddy about digging their crabby little claws into the sand and enjoying the smell of the ocean air, and plan a sweet little vacation?
In fact, why doesn't everyone start planning their Summer vacations right now? Airline industries may be suffering thanks to freak volcanic eruptions in Iceland, but that doesn't mean your travel plans should suffer any longer (unless the airlines decide to hike up ticket costs to cover their own expenses, in which case, ACT FAST!).
Here are some helpful tips and suggestions for where to go on your next vacation and enjoy what Summer has to offer you.
Capricorn: lots of life changes this year, and many of you are having a baby, or starting a new company (which is like a baby), so you need to make sure your energy levels are being replenished regularly to avoid over-stressing your already workaholic system. Consider a mountain/lakeside retreat that provides on site massage services and a fine dining restaurant to indulge your taste buds.
Aquarius: too many projects, too little time. You have been burning both ends with frequent travel and/or projects, and have barely spent time in your own home. Since a staycation may give you hives, try something calming like a weekend in the countryside, visiting vineyards or enjoying some picnics. You need to recharge. And hey, if the French countryside sounds like a good spot to sit down and have some brie and a baguette, then so be it.
Pisces: you have been putting more time into your career and long term goals than ever before, and while most of you are watching your savings accounts, it wouldn't hurt to be a little generous right now with yourself and your loved one and do something special. You could piggy back a volunteer opportunity with a vacation destination, perhaps joining a fundraising campaign or local church event to raise money. Better yet, go lend a hand in another country, or even here in the U.S. (New Orleans?), and enjoy immersing yourself in a new culture, while also doing something to help mankind.
Aries: you have to watch your health with all this stress and frustration building up inside you. Take a time out. In your case, a staycation might be the ticket, but so would going to a nice hotel/resort somewhere exciting and upbeat(Miami, New York, Los Angeles, etc) where you can dance all night or go seek out fun new events, such as art exhibits, music concerts, and fashion trunk shows.
Taurus: working more hours than normal has made you feel a bit off-balanced. Go visit a friend in another state and enjoy his/her company, and city (or town), for a week. Chill on the beach, at a vineyard, or in the woods, and catch up on your reading, meditate, and re-engage yourself in your hobbies. Napa Valley would be a great destination spot, but if that is too far from where you are, look up local vineyards in your state. If there is an estate, book a reservation for a room and a nice dinner (and maybe throw in a massage while you are at it).
Gemini: hello, run down busy-bee! Slow down and take some deep breathes. Go sit out in the park and take a nap, catch up on gossip magazines or that book next to your nightstand, and fill your mind with fun and entertaining things rather then staying immersed in so much seriousness. Get tickets to your favorite sporting event, or to a new exhibit (preferably out of town and in a nearby city), and treat yourself. Stop off at the beach on your way home. You could use a little sun.
Cancer: time for an adventure, little crab. Since you come alive during the warm, summer months, show the world what you are made of and strut your stuff. Plan a trip somewhere new and fun and enjoy learning about new cultures, foods, and histories. You are ready to be stimulated--in more ways than one! Try India, Asia, Africa, or South America. DO IT!
Leo: you are approaching serious red-level danger codes if you don't take a step back and evaluate before moving forward. Stop focusing on everyone else, and look inward. Take a trip somewhere relaxing, but also where you can go out at night and slut yourself up for some naughty fun. Cheap flights to Mexico or South America may do the trick. Find a resort package and book it!
Virgo: yes, yes, we know, you don't take vacations. Bla bla bla. It is boring to hear. Even if you have to go by yourself, just treat yourself with something that will engage your mind. Perhaps there is a convention somewhere that focuses on your favorite hobby? Book tickets to attend whatever conference/convention that interests you (please try and make it NON work-related), and if it is in a not-so-fun location, check out nearby spots for daytime or overnight trips.
Libra: time to take a trip with your best friends and totally stir things up. While it may sound cliche, you just need to go to the beach and experience some good old "Spring Break" type of fun. If your Spring Break locations are as cool as Ibiza or somewhere on the Mediterranean, then by all means, go. If it is only as thrilling as the Jersey Shore, who cares? The important part is who you go with (hint: someone fun who may make you do something scandalous!).
Scorpio: explore and learn! It is time you uncover the hidden truths of a foreign land, maybe tie it into something spiritual. Try Stonehedge or Macchu Picchu--absorb all that you can about the myths and the spiritual symbolism of these revered places and let that inspire you for whatever is missing in your life right now. If you can't go international, try a local historic town to get your occult juices flowing.
Sagittarius: your travel clock is ticking. You need an adventure!! Find a last minute deal online and just go somewhere outrageous for no other reason than it would be a great story to tell. Don't plan an itinerary. Just go. Try something fun like a safari in Africa, whale watching in Vancouver British Columbia, dancing in Buenos Aires, or surfing in Australia. You get the picture: WILD, RANDOM, FUN!
And if you don't know where to begin, just go to your preferred Internet search engine, type in some key words, and see where Fate directs you.
Happy Travels!
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Keeping Your Heart Healthy
It is pretty hard these days to turn on the television, flip open a magazine, or engage in a conversation with someone at the water cooler without the inevitable topic of dieting coming up.
How do you stay so thin?
Why can't I lose any weight?
I lose weight and then gain it all back!
I exercise all the time and I don't see any improvement!
I change diets all the time and can't stick to one!
I honestly don't have the time or motivation to lose weight...
And on, and on, and on.
We have heard them all, ranging from those lucky ones who seem to eat whatever they want, whenever they want it, without barely going to the gym, to those who struggle their entire life with weight issues. Even Oprah can't will the gods to help her lose weight--and keep it off. Kirstie Alley now has a new show coming out--Big Life--to publicize her diet and weight problems after infamously losing all her weight via Jenny Craig. All this proves that money can't necessarily buy a fast metabolism or a slender body, but it can help you get on the right track (or land a reality TV show).
But what about us "everyday people" who struggle and have tried it all and can't seem to make anything stick? And by "everyday", I mean those of us who aren't make $15 million per episode or don't have a famous personal trainer making house calls. How can we lose weight, and more importantly, why can't we stop gaining it? Well, the weight gain struggle leads itself to the obvious factors of genetics, health problems, thyroid complications that affect metabolism, lack of time to hit the gym, or lack of money to buy healthier food; but at the end of the day, if we aren't happy with the way we look when we check ourselves out in the mirror, doesn't everything else in our life look lackluster, depressing, or downright annoying?
Why do we wait so long before we make a positive change about something that is as important to us as our image?
Perhaps this post should have been written in January to motivate everyone to research their best weight loss plan in time for their New Year's Resolution, but, eh, deal with it. Better late than never, right? Which is what I say to everyone who is trying to figure it out: better late than never.
So where to begin? How to choose which diet, or types of food, you should eat when there are so many options of each? You probably see where this is going, right? Let's allow the Universe to make the decision up for us! Yes, I am talking about astrology. Eating right for your Sun sign. It may not work, but wouldn't it be worth a shot? Mercury isn't in retrograde until April 18, so you have time to plan and start a new regime before you experience any problems or delays. So get to it!
Your Personal Astrological Diet Plan
FIRE SIGNS (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius):
Fire signs tend to fight off illness easily as they have strong constitutions. Fire burns off toxins, bacteria and viruses, and due to their high levels of physical activity (in and out of the bedroom), they burn off weight faster than most signs. They love their carbs because they need them for energy to run their marathons, fight a battle, or absorb excess alcohol from their night out. HOWEVER, high stress levels, easily flared tempers, and over-working themselves makes them easy targets for heart conditions (such as hypertension), ulcers, and inflammations.
Fire signs also tend to lack patience, so a drawn-out diet that requires too much time or commitment, or shows results slowly, simply won't work. Fire signs need to see immediate progress, and need to feel as if they aren't eliminating anything from their diet in order to succeed at sticking to a plan.
Foods to Eat: grains, vegetables, seafood, pasta, lean meat and proteins, yogurt
Foods to Avoid: spicy foods, red meat, dairy
Suggested Diet Plans: Atkins, South Beach, Sonoma Diet, detox regimes (only to be used to flush their body of excess toxins, sodium, or water weight, not suggested for long-term diets)
EARTH SIGNS (Capricorn, Taurus, Virgo):
Earth signs have slow metabolisms and weak digestive systems, mostly due to over-eating or a diet of heavy foods. As such, Earth signs struggle with weight problems, tumor growth or glandular disorder. They often feel sluggish or tired, and can be found complaining about their fluctuating weight or inability to lose it. Working long hours in their office also makes it harder for them to eat sensible, well-balanced meals in favor of fast food, multiple snacking breaks, or rich fatty foods to keep their energy up (or to compensate for lost meals during the day). They need to find healthier sources of energy and sugar, and help their bodies flush out harmful toxins that they can't naturally break down on their own.
Foods to Eat: fruits, vegetables, juices, teas, salads, soups, spices, seafood, lean meat
Foods to Avoid: butter, sugar, processed foods (crackers, potato chips, popcorn, cookies), potatoes, excess carbs, fried foods, rich foods (fatty meats, cured meats, desserts, creamy cheeses)
Suggested Diet Plans: Glycemic Index, Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, Grapefruit Diet(used only for a short detox, not as a full time diet plan), Vegetarian or Vegan diet
WATER SIGNS (Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio):
Water signs suffer more than the other elements from digestive issues, such as weak stomachs, poor metabolism, or intestinal problems. Since their health is directly related to their emotional state, they tend to get sick easily, especially if they are in a negative environment, or surrounded by negative people. By remaining in stagnant, emotional, murky waters, these signs suffer from recurring health issues and excess weight. Other notable problems that occur are health problems with excess mucus, cysts, tumors and swellings, as well as systemic candida.
For these signs, patience is less of a problem, and the real solution will come with a healthy, balanced lifestyle that includes a proper diet and frequent exercise, not a crash diet plan.
Foods to Eat: steamed vegetables, fresh seafood, beans and legumes, fruit, soups, salads, herbs, teas, hot water with lemon
Foods to Avoid: fried foods, meat, dairy, breads, salt, excess carbs, sodas, coffee or other high caffeine substances
Suggested Diet Plan: Vegetarian or Vegan, Bob Greene's Diet: The Best Life (focuses on the tie-in between emotions and eating habits), Sonoma Diet, Jenny Craig, Glycemic Index
AIR SIGNS (Gemini, Aquarius, Libra):
Air signs are the luckiest of the elements when it comes to losing weight, or never having to worry about weight to begin with (for the most part; Aquarius Oprah would take issue with me on this!). Their high nervous energy tends to direct them in fast-paced lifestyles, social activities, and high metabolisms (something that anxiety and high stress is good for--your own anxiety burns your calories!). However, too much stimulation of the nervous system can lead to other issues, including memory loss, poor diet (i.e., not getting enough nutrients, vitamins, and minerals when eating solely at the appetizer table at a party), poor circulation, or exhaustion.
Air signs also lack patience (and commitment) to do intense long-term dieting. They don't like to be told what not to eat, or eliminate foods from their diet--it is too restrictive. For them, it is all about balance and moderation. Eat what you want, when you want it, but in healthy doses.
Foods to Eat: nuts, dairy, meat, seafood, yogurt, soothing herbs and teas, vegetables, salads, whole grains, multivitamin supplements
Foods to Avoid: refined sugars and carbs, rich cream sauces and dips, excess fruit
Suggested Diet Plan: The Zone, Daily Food Pyramid, Mediterranean Diet, European Diet (i.e., "French Women Don't Get Fat"), Weight Watchers
No matter which sign you are, you should always listen to your body and eat foods that you enjoy. If the foods you enjoy happen to be "bad" for you, consider eating them as treats or rewards, not as part of your daily or routine diet plan. Give yourself something to look forward to! As always, drink plenty of water, get a good night's rest, exercise frequently, take your daily multivitamin, and laugh. Laughter is a great source of mental, emotional, and physical stability and strength.
Web sites for recommended diet plans:
Atkins
Weight Watchers
South Beach
The Zone
Bob Greene's Diet Plan: The Best Life
Daily Food Pyramind
Jenny Craig
Glycemic Index
Nutrisystem
Sonoma Diet
Mediterranean Diet
French Women Don't Get Fat
Grapefruit Diet
Vegetarian or Vegan Diet
While I did not mention it in this post, if you are anti-astrology for your diet plan, consider the popular Eat Right For Your Blood Type diet by Dr. D'Adamo. This diet plan uses your blood type to determine your ideal diet, and has famous stars following it!
Special Note: none of the above recommendations should replace physician-approved or supervised diet plans, and are not intended to diagnose or prescribe an individual's diet. This blog is for informational and educational purposes only.
Next Up: Summer Lovin', Had Me Some Fun...
How do you stay so thin?
Why can't I lose any weight?
I lose weight and then gain it all back!
I exercise all the time and I don't see any improvement!
I change diets all the time and can't stick to one!
I honestly don't have the time or motivation to lose weight...
And on, and on, and on.
We have heard them all, ranging from those lucky ones who seem to eat whatever they want, whenever they want it, without barely going to the gym, to those who struggle their entire life with weight issues. Even Oprah can't will the gods to help her lose weight--and keep it off. Kirstie Alley now has a new show coming out--Big Life--to publicize her diet and weight problems after infamously losing all her weight via Jenny Craig. All this proves that money can't necessarily buy a fast metabolism or a slender body, but it can help you get on the right track (or land a reality TV show).
But what about us "everyday people" who struggle and have tried it all and can't seem to make anything stick? And by "everyday", I mean those of us who aren't make $15 million per episode or don't have a famous personal trainer making house calls. How can we lose weight, and more importantly, why can't we stop gaining it? Well, the weight gain struggle leads itself to the obvious factors of genetics, health problems, thyroid complications that affect metabolism, lack of time to hit the gym, or lack of money to buy healthier food; but at the end of the day, if we aren't happy with the way we look when we check ourselves out in the mirror, doesn't everything else in our life look lackluster, depressing, or downright annoying?
Why do we wait so long before we make a positive change about something that is as important to us as our image?
Perhaps this post should have been written in January to motivate everyone to research their best weight loss plan in time for their New Year's Resolution, but, eh, deal with it. Better late than never, right? Which is what I say to everyone who is trying to figure it out: better late than never.
So where to begin? How to choose which diet, or types of food, you should eat when there are so many options of each? You probably see where this is going, right? Let's allow the Universe to make the decision up for us! Yes, I am talking about astrology. Eating right for your Sun sign. It may not work, but wouldn't it be worth a shot? Mercury isn't in retrograde until April 18, so you have time to plan and start a new regime before you experience any problems or delays. So get to it!
Your Personal Astrological Diet Plan
FIRE SIGNS (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius):
Fire signs tend to fight off illness easily as they have strong constitutions. Fire burns off toxins, bacteria and viruses, and due to their high levels of physical activity (in and out of the bedroom), they burn off weight faster than most signs. They love their carbs because they need them for energy to run their marathons, fight a battle, or absorb excess alcohol from their night out. HOWEVER, high stress levels, easily flared tempers, and over-working themselves makes them easy targets for heart conditions (such as hypertension), ulcers, and inflammations.
Fire signs also tend to lack patience, so a drawn-out diet that requires too much time or commitment, or shows results slowly, simply won't work. Fire signs need to see immediate progress, and need to feel as if they aren't eliminating anything from their diet in order to succeed at sticking to a plan.
Foods to Eat: grains, vegetables, seafood, pasta, lean meat and proteins, yogurt
Foods to Avoid: spicy foods, red meat, dairy
Suggested Diet Plans: Atkins, South Beach, Sonoma Diet, detox regimes (only to be used to flush their body of excess toxins, sodium, or water weight, not suggested for long-term diets)
EARTH SIGNS (Capricorn, Taurus, Virgo):
Earth signs have slow metabolisms and weak digestive systems, mostly due to over-eating or a diet of heavy foods. As such, Earth signs struggle with weight problems, tumor growth or glandular disorder. They often feel sluggish or tired, and can be found complaining about their fluctuating weight or inability to lose it. Working long hours in their office also makes it harder for them to eat sensible, well-balanced meals in favor of fast food, multiple snacking breaks, or rich fatty foods to keep their energy up (or to compensate for lost meals during the day). They need to find healthier sources of energy and sugar, and help their bodies flush out harmful toxins that they can't naturally break down on their own.
Foods to Eat: fruits, vegetables, juices, teas, salads, soups, spices, seafood, lean meat
Foods to Avoid: butter, sugar, processed foods (crackers, potato chips, popcorn, cookies), potatoes, excess carbs, fried foods, rich foods (fatty meats, cured meats, desserts, creamy cheeses)
Suggested Diet Plans: Glycemic Index, Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, Grapefruit Diet(used only for a short detox, not as a full time diet plan), Vegetarian or Vegan diet
WATER SIGNS (Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio):
Water signs suffer more than the other elements from digestive issues, such as weak stomachs, poor metabolism, or intestinal problems. Since their health is directly related to their emotional state, they tend to get sick easily, especially if they are in a negative environment, or surrounded by negative people. By remaining in stagnant, emotional, murky waters, these signs suffer from recurring health issues and excess weight. Other notable problems that occur are health problems with excess mucus, cysts, tumors and swellings, as well as systemic candida.
For these signs, patience is less of a problem, and the real solution will come with a healthy, balanced lifestyle that includes a proper diet and frequent exercise, not a crash diet plan.
Foods to Eat: steamed vegetables, fresh seafood, beans and legumes, fruit, soups, salads, herbs, teas, hot water with lemon
Foods to Avoid: fried foods, meat, dairy, breads, salt, excess carbs, sodas, coffee or other high caffeine substances
Suggested Diet Plan: Vegetarian or Vegan, Bob Greene's Diet: The Best Life (focuses on the tie-in between emotions and eating habits), Sonoma Diet, Jenny Craig, Glycemic Index
AIR SIGNS (Gemini, Aquarius, Libra):
Air signs are the luckiest of the elements when it comes to losing weight, or never having to worry about weight to begin with (for the most part; Aquarius Oprah would take issue with me on this!). Their high nervous energy tends to direct them in fast-paced lifestyles, social activities, and high metabolisms (something that anxiety and high stress is good for--your own anxiety burns your calories!). However, too much stimulation of the nervous system can lead to other issues, including memory loss, poor diet (i.e., not getting enough nutrients, vitamins, and minerals when eating solely at the appetizer table at a party), poor circulation, or exhaustion.
Air signs also lack patience (and commitment) to do intense long-term dieting. They don't like to be told what not to eat, or eliminate foods from their diet--it is too restrictive. For them, it is all about balance and moderation. Eat what you want, when you want it, but in healthy doses.
Foods to Eat: nuts, dairy, meat, seafood, yogurt, soothing herbs and teas, vegetables, salads, whole grains, multivitamin supplements
Foods to Avoid: refined sugars and carbs, rich cream sauces and dips, excess fruit
Suggested Diet Plan: The Zone, Daily Food Pyramid, Mediterranean Diet, European Diet (i.e., "French Women Don't Get Fat"), Weight Watchers
No matter which sign you are, you should always listen to your body and eat foods that you enjoy. If the foods you enjoy happen to be "bad" for you, consider eating them as treats or rewards, not as part of your daily or routine diet plan. Give yourself something to look forward to! As always, drink plenty of water, get a good night's rest, exercise frequently, take your daily multivitamin, and laugh. Laughter is a great source of mental, emotional, and physical stability and strength.
Web sites for recommended diet plans:
Atkins
Weight Watchers
South Beach
The Zone
Bob Greene's Diet Plan: The Best Life
Daily Food Pyramind
Jenny Craig
Glycemic Index
Nutrisystem
Sonoma Diet
Mediterranean Diet
French Women Don't Get Fat
Grapefruit Diet
Vegetarian or Vegan Diet
While I did not mention it in this post, if you are anti-astrology for your diet plan, consider the popular Eat Right For Your Blood Type diet by Dr. D'Adamo. This diet plan uses your blood type to determine your ideal diet, and has famous stars following it!
Special Note: none of the above recommendations should replace physician-approved or supervised diet plans, and are not intended to diagnose or prescribe an individual's diet. This blog is for informational and educational purposes only.
Next Up: Summer Lovin', Had Me Some Fun...
Friday, February 19, 2010
Love is in the Air, Amongst Other Things
Happy Belated Valentine's Day to all my readers! I hope Cupid's arrow hit you -- in a good way -- and that your beloved showered you with flowers, chocolates, and kisses to celebrate Hallmark's favorite holiday.
Moving along -- momentarily, for we shall return to Valentine's Day per the title of this post -- I also want to bring to everyone's attention the exciting fact that we are now officially in the Chinese New Year, Year of the Tiger. While this blog doesn't focus much on Eastern astrology, I did find a great site that compared Western vs Eastern astrology, and also combined them for a more relevant horoscope for the year ahead, and in general terms for the rest of your life (!!). For example, if you are a Gemini Cock or a Leo Monkey, you can read all about what that means to you by clicking here.
OK, now let's get back on track to the topic of this post. We should all be in a better mood right now because we just had a romantic holiday, Chinese New Year has begun (and the Tiger is a lucky year!), Mercury is NOT in retrograde (next up is April 18-May 11), and Spring starts in exactly one month on March 20th. All good things, right?
Well, almost all -- if you had a lonely Valentine's Day and found yourself spending it alone in your apartment with your pet cat, dog, fish, or rat, then maybe this hasn't been a stellar year for you as of yet. And maybe, upon further consideration, it hasn't been a stellar year for you in a long time. Valentine's Day is overrated after all, right? Who needs a teddy bear holding a heart, or a box of fattening chocolates, or an expensive dinner at a crowded restaurant, right? Right?
But, still, it would be nice to have a Valentine. You may be wondering "Why are you writing a blog about a holiday that has already passed?" Well, the reason is simple. If you are the typical single person who is desperately-seeking-love (some of us more desperate than others), Valentine's is not just a DAY of torture, it is more like a lesson in torture on repeat (like Groundhog's Day). There is the pre-Valentine's Day recognition that you don't have anyone special in your life, and this makes you bitter when you look around and see all the Valentine's Day promotions, happy couples kissing and talking about their special plans, and people buying clothes in the color red; then there is the actual Valentine's Day, where we dread the fact that no one is sending us flowers to the office or kissing us goodnight; and then there is the post-Valentine's Day acknowledgment that you just spent another Valentine's Day all alone and you don't want to be alone anymore and you REFUSE to be single for next year's Valentine's Day. This last acknowledgment can linger anywhere from one day (if you are super evolved and enjoy being single), to one week (if you are super social and meet someone within said week), to one month (if you are super annoyed with the dating scene), to one season (if you are super frustrated with the dating scene), to one year or more (if you are super fed up with dating -- period).
What is NOT super is not doing anything about it! I know it is hard to meet someone, but, unless you are living a personal version of The Truman Show, whereby your life is scripted by a Hollywood director, and we are now at the part that says "Cue: Enter perfect soul mate into scene...and ACTION!" our perfect someone isn't going to just appear out of nowhere. Unless, of course, you have some really "super" drugs that give you some interesting hallucinations...
That being said, I thought that in the spirit of positive thinking, this would be the perfect time to list all of the currently popular online dating sites, AND, give you a little food for thought on where to go to meet someone that is astrologically compatible to you.
Earth Signs (Capricorn, Taurus, Virgo):
These signs are the workaholics and the foodies. If you want to meet one, either start trolling the halls of your office (late at night), hit up a restaurant that is popular with the locals (Earth signs prefer traditional spots rather than the appeal of the 'latest and greatest'), or wander a bit longer in the aisles of the grocery store. I particularly love the last one because then you can eliminate people with food aversions (like, if you are a vegetarian, perhaps not best to pick someone up at the butcher's counter?). If neither works, go to the gym. Earth signs are always there burning off excess stress.
Air Signs (Aquarius, Gemini, Libra):
These signs are always throwing back a cocktail at a bar or restaurant, involved in some sort of event or social function, or shopping. Basically, you can find your Air sign if you are out and about and happen to come upon someone who can't stop talking and who is animatedly discussing some piece of gossip, or recent news development (i.e., Tiger Woods, the Tea Party Coalition, Iran's nuclear weapons, or Heidi Montag's recent surgeries). They are the easy ones to find because they don't sit at their desks for too long and are often in a sales or marketing function that allows them to constantly be meeting new people. So, in short, they want to meet YOU. What are you waiting for?
Water Signs (Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio):
These signs are always researching, learning, or studying something new, whether it is for personal or professional reasons, or they are too busy beating an opponent on the field or in the office. Go to a library, a coffee shop, a bookstore, a sports center, an animal shelter, a yoga or Pilate's class, or a political campaign headquarter. They will be there. If you live in DC, this is a bonus for you because all you really need to do is go to the Hill or Eastern Market, that way you can find those Water signs that pride themselves on being artistic and creative (Eastern Market) while at the same time being a political brainiac (Capitol Hill). If you don't live in DC, go hit up a bike trail or join a running club. If you don't "do" exercise, just go to a furniture store (like Pottery Barn) and seek out the people buying candles or pillows. Yep, they are probably a Water sign. Of course, you could just go for the obvious and go to the beach or any large body of water...
Fire Signs (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius):
These signs are always in the middle of everything -- a bar, a restaurant, a fight, a liquor store, a gym, a sports club, a kitchen, a department store, a beauty counter, a police station, and so on. They are easy to spot: loud, slightly obnoxious, but ever so fun and entertaining! You can always find a Fire sign because they never really do the "stay at home" routine. So, as long as you have something compelling, blunt, sassy, and witty to say, you are pretty much guaranteed to find your typical Fire sign. If you need a little more direction (what, North, South, East, West doesn't cut it?), I suggest joining a foreign language class (Fire signs love languages), going to the latest restaurant or bar opening (unlike Earth signs, the Fire signs love trying new places), or joining some sort of sports club or group exercise class at your local gym. Fire signs need to burn off all the calories from their partying!
And, if you still feel a little lost, here are links to the top dating sites right now:
OkCupid
Match.com
eHarmony
Chemistry.com
JDate
Plenty of Fish
Craigs List
SugarDaddie
Washington Post's Date Lab
Good luck to your heart!
Next Up: Keeping Your Heart Healthy
Moving along -- momentarily, for we shall return to Valentine's Day per the title of this post -- I also want to bring to everyone's attention the exciting fact that we are now officially in the Chinese New Year, Year of the Tiger. While this blog doesn't focus much on Eastern astrology, I did find a great site that compared Western vs Eastern astrology, and also combined them for a more relevant horoscope for the year ahead, and in general terms for the rest of your life (!!). For example, if you are a Gemini Cock or a Leo Monkey, you can read all about what that means to you by clicking here.
OK, now let's get back on track to the topic of this post. We should all be in a better mood right now because we just had a romantic holiday, Chinese New Year has begun (and the Tiger is a lucky year!), Mercury is NOT in retrograde (next up is April 18-May 11), and Spring starts in exactly one month on March 20th. All good things, right?
Well, almost all -- if you had a lonely Valentine's Day and found yourself spending it alone in your apartment with your pet cat, dog, fish, or rat, then maybe this hasn't been a stellar year for you as of yet. And maybe, upon further consideration, it hasn't been a stellar year for you in a long time. Valentine's Day is overrated after all, right? Who needs a teddy bear holding a heart, or a box of fattening chocolates, or an expensive dinner at a crowded restaurant, right? Right?
But, still, it would be nice to have a Valentine. You may be wondering "Why are you writing a blog about a holiday that has already passed?" Well, the reason is simple. If you are the typical single person who is desperately-seeking-love (some of us more desperate than others), Valentine's is not just a DAY of torture, it is more like a lesson in torture on repeat (like Groundhog's Day). There is the pre-Valentine's Day recognition that you don't have anyone special in your life, and this makes you bitter when you look around and see all the Valentine's Day promotions, happy couples kissing and talking about their special plans, and people buying clothes in the color red; then there is the actual Valentine's Day, where we dread the fact that no one is sending us flowers to the office or kissing us goodnight; and then there is the post-Valentine's Day acknowledgment that you just spent another Valentine's Day all alone and you don't want to be alone anymore and you REFUSE to be single for next year's Valentine's Day. This last acknowledgment can linger anywhere from one day (if you are super evolved and enjoy being single), to one week (if you are super social and meet someone within said week), to one month (if you are super annoyed with the dating scene), to one season (if you are super frustrated with the dating scene), to one year or more (if you are super fed up with dating -- period).
What is NOT super is not doing anything about it! I know it is hard to meet someone, but, unless you are living a personal version of The Truman Show, whereby your life is scripted by a Hollywood director, and we are now at the part that says "Cue: Enter perfect soul mate into scene...and ACTION!" our perfect someone isn't going to just appear out of nowhere. Unless, of course, you have some really "super" drugs that give you some interesting hallucinations...
That being said, I thought that in the spirit of positive thinking, this would be the perfect time to list all of the currently popular online dating sites, AND, give you a little food for thought on where to go to meet someone that is astrologically compatible to you.
Earth Signs (Capricorn, Taurus, Virgo):
These signs are the workaholics and the foodies. If you want to meet one, either start trolling the halls of your office (late at night), hit up a restaurant that is popular with the locals (Earth signs prefer traditional spots rather than the appeal of the 'latest and greatest'), or wander a bit longer in the aisles of the grocery store. I particularly love the last one because then you can eliminate people with food aversions (like, if you are a vegetarian, perhaps not best to pick someone up at the butcher's counter?). If neither works, go to the gym. Earth signs are always there burning off excess stress.
Air Signs (Aquarius, Gemini, Libra):
These signs are always throwing back a cocktail at a bar or restaurant, involved in some sort of event or social function, or shopping. Basically, you can find your Air sign if you are out and about and happen to come upon someone who can't stop talking and who is animatedly discussing some piece of gossip, or recent news development (i.e., Tiger Woods, the Tea Party Coalition, Iran's nuclear weapons, or Heidi Montag's recent surgeries). They are the easy ones to find because they don't sit at their desks for too long and are often in a sales or marketing function that allows them to constantly be meeting new people. So, in short, they want to meet YOU. What are you waiting for?
Water Signs (Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio):
These signs are always researching, learning, or studying something new, whether it is for personal or professional reasons, or they are too busy beating an opponent on the field or in the office. Go to a library, a coffee shop, a bookstore, a sports center, an animal shelter, a yoga or Pilate's class, or a political campaign headquarter. They will be there. If you live in DC, this is a bonus for you because all you really need to do is go to the Hill or Eastern Market, that way you can find those Water signs that pride themselves on being artistic and creative (Eastern Market) while at the same time being a political brainiac (Capitol Hill). If you don't live in DC, go hit up a bike trail or join a running club. If you don't "do" exercise, just go to a furniture store (like Pottery Barn) and seek out the people buying candles or pillows. Yep, they are probably a Water sign. Of course, you could just go for the obvious and go to the beach or any large body of water...
Fire Signs (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius):
These signs are always in the middle of everything -- a bar, a restaurant, a fight, a liquor store, a gym, a sports club, a kitchen, a department store, a beauty counter, a police station, and so on. They are easy to spot: loud, slightly obnoxious, but ever so fun and entertaining! You can always find a Fire sign because they never really do the "stay at home" routine. So, as long as you have something compelling, blunt, sassy, and witty to say, you are pretty much guaranteed to find your typical Fire sign. If you need a little more direction (what, North, South, East, West doesn't cut it?), I suggest joining a foreign language class (Fire signs love languages), going to the latest restaurant or bar opening (unlike Earth signs, the Fire signs love trying new places), or joining some sort of sports club or group exercise class at your local gym. Fire signs need to burn off all the calories from their partying!
And, if you still feel a little lost, here are links to the top dating sites right now:
OkCupid
Match.com
eHarmony
Chemistry.com
JDate
Plenty of Fish
Craigs List
SugarDaddie
Washington Post's Date Lab
Good luck to your heart!
Next Up: Keeping Your Heart Healthy
Thursday, January 21, 2010
A Healthy Point of View
Now that 2010 has officially begun, I am sure many of you have written down your new year resolutions, right? Surely your "to-do" list will include the typical following goals: lose weight, eat healthier, budget better, date more (or less), and take a vacation. I bet you can't wait to cross any/all of those items off your list once you are done with them!
I bet you signed up for a new gym membership, threw out the junk food in your kitchen, bought organic/healthier foods last week at the grocery store, cleaned your home, decided to cut out extravagances and spend more time at home, and signed up on eHarmony or some other dating site all in an effort to start this new calendar year on the right foot. Of course, some of you may use the excuse that Mercury was in retrograde until only last Friday (and boy, was it a bitch of a retro!!!), so you haven't had time to write a list when your computer broken down or caught on fire, your phone kirked out, your boss fired you, or your plane got diverted and you were stuck at the airport for hours. Mercury definitely put a damper on our progress at the start of this month, that's for sure! But that's behind us now.
So, moving on...
I would find it hard to believe that there is a perfect person out there who doesn't have anything to work on or improve this year, but let's play the game of "what if" and think about it. What if things were perfect? What if you accomplished all of your goals in 2009 and this is a year of smooth sailing for you? (Note: I would like to talk with you if you are reading this and saying "That's me! That's me!") What would you do to already capitalize on perfection? Would you invest all your time in working? Playing? Traveling?
More and more, I keep hearing people who are dissatisfied with their lives, who don't know what they want to do, or, they do know what they want to do, but they are too afraid to pursue it. Fear of change, fear of the unknown, fear of the loss of security, fear of being laughed at, or just plain fear of failure hinders our progress. So much FEAR stunts us from living our lives. If we believe the Mayan theory that the world will end in 2012, then we better just go ahead and do whatever we want--two years isn't too long to live in regret if things turn sour! And if you succeed, hey, it was great to go out with a bang! (No pun intended to the Mayans, there.)
But I am a firm believer that the Mayans weren't referring to the end of the world physically, I think they meant the end of the world at its current level of spiritual and emotional understanding. We see evidence in the news, in our politics, and in our daily routines that we are tired of the way our systems are working, we are evolving past the idea of religious beliefs and into the concept of "spiritual beliefs", we are inspired by people who promote peace and change (His Holiness the Dalai Lama, for example), and we are quickly disappointed with agents of war, terror, and failure, which is how we have operated in the past.
And yet, we still cling to the old way of doing things.
In 2009, we historically voted in the first black president because he promised change in Washington. At exactly one year after his Inauguration, we find ourselves criticizing his policies and denying the change that Washington is creating (or trying to create). His approval ratings continue to dip, and each new election is showing a trend that the American people are turning their back on Obama and his party in favor of a more conservative/no change approach.
So what do we REALLY want? Do we really want change? Or do we really want security, even if security is not the healthiest choice for us? As the saying goes--"The devil that you know is better than the devil that you don't know." Regardless of political orientation, our country is in the midst of a significant moral, spiritual, ethical, and physical debate about where we go from here. And this is what, I believe, the Mayans were referring to when they said the world would end in 2012. We can't sustain the current status quo. The past decade of war, terror, violence, debt, and fear have proven that our old methods aren't sustainable for much longer.
We can't say we want one thing, and then act in another contrary manner. It is time we open our eyes, hearts, and minds, and honestly evaluate ourselves. What are our true goals? Priorities? Needs? Do we talk the talk, but fear walking the walk?
Consider these thoughts when thinking about 2010 and beyond. What resolutions can you include to make this world a better place? To be on the positive side of change? Ghandi said "You must be the change you wish to see in the world." How do you see yourself in that statement?
Perhaps this post is perfect timing, as it is not only a new year, but also the beginning of Aquarius, a sign that is motivated by improvements in society, debating current policies and politics, and forging bold ideas to make the world a better place. Think outside of the box, even if that box is comfortable, or people don't agree with your views. Voice them and see who listens. Some of the most influential/notorious people in this country have been/are Aquarians--Abraham Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, Oprah Winfrey, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Charles Darwin, Ayn Rand, Jimmy Hoffa, Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, Bill Maher, and so on. Bold new ideas, a drive to improve humanity, a unique way to empower man are common threads in this famous group of Aquarians, regardless of whether you agree with their opinions or political bias.
By all means, put down the typical new year resolutions (and stick to them past March!), but also take a page from the book of Aquarius and jot down some new ideas that are far "bigger in picture" and more selfless. Consider volunteering, donating money to Haiti or another relief fund, voting more often or campaigning for a candidate you believe in, organizing a community program, etc. Consider taking a risk and following your dreams, rather than make up excuses as to why you can't change.
See what happens if you create something bigger than yourself this year.
Next Up: Love is in the Air, Amongst Other Things
Updates: Lovesmacked & Starstruck was recently picked up and promoted on a fabulous blog site by an incredible interior designer in the Washington, DC area. Be sure to see L&S featured on her blog, and check out her amazing designs at http://luxeandlucid.typepad.com/. Proof positive that astrology can be used in every facet of our lives--especially in our interior decor!
I bet you signed up for a new gym membership, threw out the junk food in your kitchen, bought organic/healthier foods last week at the grocery store, cleaned your home, decided to cut out extravagances and spend more time at home, and signed up on eHarmony or some other dating site all in an effort to start this new calendar year on the right foot. Of course, some of you may use the excuse that Mercury was in retrograde until only last Friday (and boy, was it a bitch of a retro!!!), so you haven't had time to write a list when your computer broken down or caught on fire, your phone kirked out, your boss fired you, or your plane got diverted and you were stuck at the airport for hours. Mercury definitely put a damper on our progress at the start of this month, that's for sure! But that's behind us now.
So, moving on...
I would find it hard to believe that there is a perfect person out there who doesn't have anything to work on or improve this year, but let's play the game of "what if" and think about it. What if things were perfect? What if you accomplished all of your goals in 2009 and this is a year of smooth sailing for you? (Note: I would like to talk with you if you are reading this and saying "That's me! That's me!") What would you do to already capitalize on perfection? Would you invest all your time in working? Playing? Traveling?
More and more, I keep hearing people who are dissatisfied with their lives, who don't know what they want to do, or, they do know what they want to do, but they are too afraid to pursue it. Fear of change, fear of the unknown, fear of the loss of security, fear of being laughed at, or just plain fear of failure hinders our progress. So much FEAR stunts us from living our lives. If we believe the Mayan theory that the world will end in 2012, then we better just go ahead and do whatever we want--two years isn't too long to live in regret if things turn sour! And if you succeed, hey, it was great to go out with a bang! (No pun intended to the Mayans, there.)
But I am a firm believer that the Mayans weren't referring to the end of the world physically, I think they meant the end of the world at its current level of spiritual and emotional understanding. We see evidence in the news, in our politics, and in our daily routines that we are tired of the way our systems are working, we are evolving past the idea of religious beliefs and into the concept of "spiritual beliefs", we are inspired by people who promote peace and change (His Holiness the Dalai Lama, for example), and we are quickly disappointed with agents of war, terror, and failure, which is how we have operated in the past.
And yet, we still cling to the old way of doing things.
In 2009, we historically voted in the first black president because he promised change in Washington. At exactly one year after his Inauguration, we find ourselves criticizing his policies and denying the change that Washington is creating (or trying to create). His approval ratings continue to dip, and each new election is showing a trend that the American people are turning their back on Obama and his party in favor of a more conservative/no change approach.
So what do we REALLY want? Do we really want change? Or do we really want security, even if security is not the healthiest choice for us? As the saying goes--"The devil that you know is better than the devil that you don't know." Regardless of political orientation, our country is in the midst of a significant moral, spiritual, ethical, and physical debate about where we go from here. And this is what, I believe, the Mayans were referring to when they said the world would end in 2012. We can't sustain the current status quo. The past decade of war, terror, violence, debt, and fear have proven that our old methods aren't sustainable for much longer.
We can't say we want one thing, and then act in another contrary manner. It is time we open our eyes, hearts, and minds, and honestly evaluate ourselves. What are our true goals? Priorities? Needs? Do we talk the talk, but fear walking the walk?
Consider these thoughts when thinking about 2010 and beyond. What resolutions can you include to make this world a better place? To be on the positive side of change? Ghandi said "You must be the change you wish to see in the world." How do you see yourself in that statement?
Perhaps this post is perfect timing, as it is not only a new year, but also the beginning of Aquarius, a sign that is motivated by improvements in society, debating current policies and politics, and forging bold ideas to make the world a better place. Think outside of the box, even if that box is comfortable, or people don't agree with your views. Voice them and see who listens. Some of the most influential/notorious people in this country have been/are Aquarians--Abraham Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, Oprah Winfrey, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Charles Darwin, Ayn Rand, Jimmy Hoffa, Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, Bill Maher, and so on. Bold new ideas, a drive to improve humanity, a unique way to empower man are common threads in this famous group of Aquarians, regardless of whether you agree with their opinions or political bias.
By all means, put down the typical new year resolutions (and stick to them past March!), but also take a page from the book of Aquarius and jot down some new ideas that are far "bigger in picture" and more selfless. Consider volunteering, donating money to Haiti or another relief fund, voting more often or campaigning for a candidate you believe in, organizing a community program, etc. Consider taking a risk and following your dreams, rather than make up excuses as to why you can't change.
See what happens if you create something bigger than yourself this year.
Next Up: Love is in the Air, Amongst Other Things
Updates: Lovesmacked & Starstruck was recently picked up and promoted on a fabulous blog site by an incredible interior designer in the Washington, DC area. Be sure to see L&S featured on her blog, and check out her amazing designs at http://luxeandlucid.typepad.com/. Proof positive that astrology can be used in every facet of our lives--especially in our interior decor!
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